TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

honestly I unironically believe that we should be calling every single act of violence against a trump supporter a false flag

everybodys' faith in gatekeepers and institutions is gone so pretty much any narrative anybody makes up is going to be taken seriously by somebody (this is part of how the election happened, and one of the lessons the left should learn)

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:29

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:56

Olga Gurlukovich: Nov 13, 2016

mannerup posted:

if it upsets you i will

I haven't been upset since 1991 but you sound like a loving dumbass

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# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:29

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

blamegame posted:

I haven't been upset since 1991 but you sound like a loving dumbass

ok internet tough guy

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:30

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

wizard on a water slide posted:

honestly I unironically believe that we should be calling every single act of violence against a trump supporter a false flag

everybodys' faith in gatekeepers and institutions is gone so pretty much any narrative anybody makes up is going to be taken seriously by somebody (this is part of how the election happened, and one of the lessons the left should learn)

Everything's a false flag.

You're a false flag!

THIS WHOLE COUNTRY'S A FALSE FLAG!

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:30

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

gregday posted:

quoting myself because I knew there was something this reminded me of

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:30

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

blamegame posted:

Oh my god is this thread really gonna be like gently caress protestors cops are trustworthy sources? Cool

Trump! *click* (it is a telescoping nonlethal free speech enhancement baton locking open)

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:30

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

blamegame posted:

I haven't been upset since 1991 but you sound like a loving dumbass

*comes into thread, misinterprets what's being said as the exact opposite of what was meant, calls others dumbass*

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:31

Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

RandomBlue posted:

You're a false flag!

gently caress

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:31

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Lastgirl posted:

so Helldump Nasa?

Trump is an ignorant sociopathic clod, so no doubt. Bannon is using him like a sledgehammer. Trump's a puppet in every sense of the word lmbo, for chrissake, he's never managed a business since the 80s. He's just a promoter now. You can't be any more of a capitalistic puppet than being a walking human brand that sells the idea of success as a means of acquired tangibility

Sharpton calls Trump "The white Don King."

Only in America!

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:31

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

wizard on a water slide posted:

honestly I unironically believe that we should be calling every single act of violence against a trump supporter a false flag

everybodys' faith in gatekeepers and institutions is gone so pretty much any narrative anybody makes up is going to be taken seriously by somebody (this is part of how the election happened, and one of the lessons the left should learn)

Agreed

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:31

KIND OF A KIM DEAL: Oct 28, 2016; by zen death robot

https://twitter.com/EnviroLeagueMA/status/798929330726375424

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:32

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Homework Explainer posted:

before i clicked through the story i thought "bet this is red guards" and whaddya know

Are these guys PSL rejects?
that's a thing right

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:32

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

No false flag!
No false flag!
You're the false flag!

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:32

susan b buffering: Nov 14, 2016

RandomBlue posted:

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."

Trump supporter and most Christians: So you're saying there's a chance...

Not that I particularly care, just the hypocrisy of someone like him being the chosen one for that demographic is beyond amazing.

Yes, yes, nothing matters.

the heretics behind prosperity gospel have some handwavey bullshit explaining that verse away

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:33

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Massively more information available to a large percentage of the world population than ever before and now no-one believes any of it.

Checkmate sentience!

RandomBlue fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Nov 16, 2016

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:33

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/jonathanweisman/status/798965537086832641

so kellyanne pretty much confirmed kushner is going to be receiving the PDB

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:34

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

No false flag!

No false flag!

You're the false flag!

We got some bad false flags out there, believe me.

such a false flag

e; beaten but I got some more in too

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:34

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/kgbt/status/798254159254474752

How come every time something like this happens at least one of the fuckers has Wayne as a middle name. That "Richard Wayne Gary Wayne" joke from Kimmy Schmidt was exactly right

im the crimewatch tshirt

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:36

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:

https://twitter.com/EnviroLeagueMA/status/798929330726375424

idgi

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:37

KIND OF A KIM DEAL: Oct 28, 2016; by zen death robot

Truga posted:

Trump might be bad, but Kim is just the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6oZGThwis

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:37

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Trump is a spy's wetdream.

All they got to do is say that his wig doesn't look horribly fake and, suddenly, security clearance.

Man, the republicans really are deluding themselves that they can reign this man in.

Give it 8 years of Trump's rule and the only word allowed in Trump-speak will be Trump so seditious ideas cannot be discussed.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:38

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Agrajag posted:

idgi

carbon taxes~ :ocelot:

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:38

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

blamegame posted:

I haven't been upset since 1991 but you sound like a loving dumbass

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ive been upset since brad nowell died

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:39

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

hey if everybody contributed one article every two weeks we could totally run a fake news site

maybe some stories about cops wearing MAGA hats and beating babies with night sticks

or about Trump bringing a harem of 13 year old serbian prostitutes to the white house with him

put the administration on the defensive

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# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:40

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lol please tell me someone said I haven't been upset since 1991 unironically

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:42

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

What's so special about 1991?

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:43

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Covok posted:

What's so special about 1991?

the first sonic the hedgehog game was released

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:44

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol please tell me someone said I haven't been upset since 1991 unironically

It's great isn't it. :allears:

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:45

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:45

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Covok posted:

What's so special about 1991?

I think nickelodeon debuted All That

Bleach came out too maybe?

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:46

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Guns n Roses Use Your Illusion tour was in 1991 gently caress yeah

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:46

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/jonathanweisman/status/798965537086832641

so kellyanne pretty much confirmed kushner is going to be receiving the PDB

lol remember when she went around saying Clinton would be sharing these exact kinds of things with Bill and thus would be a corrupt monster we need to stop

also lol if you haven't been in a constant state of upset since 1991

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:46

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

comingafteryouall posted:

hey if everybody contributed one article every two weeks we could totally run a fake news site

maybe some stories about cops wearing MAGA hats and beating babies with night sticks

or about Trump bringing a harem of 13 year old serbian prostitutes to the white house with him

put the administration on the defensive

this is an actual good idea, can someone please make the wiki

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:47

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

I think nickelodeon debuted All That

Bleach came out too maybe?

Bleach is 1989

Nevermind was 1991 :cmon:

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:47

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Covok posted:

What's so special about 1991?

It was The Year Punk Broke.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:48

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Montasque posted:

It was The Year Punk Broke.

Maybe he was a distraught metalhead at the wave of grunge and alt-rock

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:48

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

crazy cloud posted:

I think nickelodeon debuted All That

Bleach came out too maybe?

snick wasn't even around then

but it was the start of doug/rugrats/ren and stimpy

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:49

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/SchreckReports/status/798929700684963841
"I'm going to be the VP and there's nothing you can do about it, Chris -tries to kick Christie off the cliff, takes 10 tries to finally do so-"

It's really hard to move a man who's that fat.

mormonpartyboat posted:

im the crimewatch tshirt

gently caress Crimewatch. They give a good idea a bad name.

tadashi fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 16, 2016

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:49

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Terminator 2 and Boyz n the Hood and My Own Private Idaho

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:49

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:56

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Montasque posted:

bill kristol doesn't even get his own name on his snake body :sad:

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:49

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