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Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Speaking of, does anyone have the photoshopped version of Obama standing on the Constitution where he's wearing a Top Gun hat and George Washington is holding an AR-15?

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

This picture with Trump's face shopped on it is unironically posted by Trump supporters

e: here it is



I also like this one

SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 18:16 on Nov 16, 2016

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

tacodaemon posted:

Is the guy next to the Marine holding a copy of George McFly's "A Match Made in Space"?

That would be amazing but according to the painter's website it's this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Five_Thousand_Year_Leap
It's a book about how all the advances and scientific breakthroughs of the last several hundred years are thanks to the Founding Fathers basing the U.S. Constitution upon universal natural law principles passed down from Common Law and traditional Judeo-Christian morality. Glenn Beck cites the book as the foundation of his political stance.

The painter's site has a ton of info on all the crazy little details he puts into his paintings:
http://jonmcnaughton.com/one-nation-under-god/

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

RareAcumen posted:



That's not what you guys were talking about right? Because that was really easy to find.

This is my favorite John McNaughton.



SAD MAN EATS GAY CAKE

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
What does the toilet and golf clubs represent?

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Carecat posted:

What does the toilet and golf clubs represent?

Don't know about the toilet but white people complained a lot about Obama going golfing during hsi presidency because how can they let black people on to golf courses? Or something.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

This actually warmed my heart a bit. :unsmith:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Carecat posted:

What does the toilet and golf clubs represent?

THE COUNTRY'S IN THE SHITTER

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Kumaton posted:

This is my favorite John McNaughton.



SAD MAN EATS GAY CAKE

I love the star and crescent on the holiday tree.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Kumaton posted:

This is my favorite John McNaughton.



SAD MAN EATS GAY CAKE

I'm the dude hiding under the desk, receiving a letter.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

What about the rooster? Or is that just calling Obama a cock?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Mitt looking pretty smug. :smuggo:

Boneitis
Jul 14, 2010
I'm the
-puddle of fish
-offshore drilling platform
-horde of tents
-surface to air missile
-flag of Arizona
-free abortion sign
-Islamic christmas tree
-Golden Gate Bridge
-NASA sticker in the garbage

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The painter's site has a ton of info on all the crazy little details he puts into his paintings:
http://jonmcnaughton.com/one-nation-under-god/
53. Immigrant

Why does he have his hand up like that?

There are many good people in America, they are not all Christian. I wanted him to have a look of shock when he realizes where the source of America’s greatness comes from as he sees Christ holding the Constitution. We live in a country were we are free to worship as we please.

:patriot:

59. Professor

He tightly holds his “Origin of Species” book by Charles Darwin. This represents the liberal lefts control of our educational system. His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the educational elite. There is no room for God in education. There is contempt for any other viewpoints. Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong. Notice that he is the only one sitting on the top step. He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator.

:viggo:

Kennel has a new favorite as of 21:16 on Nov 16, 2016

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Kennel posted:

53. Immigrant

Why does he have his hand up like that?

There are many good people in America, they are not all Christian. I wanted him to have a look of shock when he realizes where the source of America’s greatness comes from as he sees Christ holding the Constitution. We live in a country were we are free to worship as we please.

:patriot:

59. Professor

He tightly holds his “Origin of Species” book by Charles Darwin. This represents the liberal lefts control of our educational system. His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the educational elite. There is no room for God in education. There is contempt for any other viewpoints. Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong. Notice that he is the only one sitting on the top step. He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator.

:viggo:

This is some Poe's Law level poo poo right here.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm the dude hiding under the desk, receiving a letter.

The hand giving it looks North Korean... :tinfoil:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

" Hrmm I've drawn him with the constitution in one hand.. what should I put in the other? "

"Hmmmm"

"Whats more American than the Constitution?"

"Hmmmm"


"Oh, I know a fat wad of cash in his other hand, perfect!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MiddleInitial
Oct 30, 2012

Hey, I think you got lost. The stdh.txt thread is over there

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

RareAcumen posted:



That's not what you guys were talking about right? Because that was really easy to find.

No one in this picture is more satisfied than the guy on the lower right counting his money. Everyone's freaking out but nah, let me get back to you Jesus after I count my wad.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

Oh hey, I recognize this dog. That's Fidèle who is kind of a tourist attraction in Bruges. He died earlier this year, though. :smith:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MiddleInitial posted:

Hey, I think you got lost. The stdh.txt thread is over there

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Deltasquid posted:

Oh hey, I recognize this dog. That's Fidèle who is kind of a tourist attraction in Bruges. He died earlier this year, though. :smith:

2016 continues to be the worst year

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
For the gently caress's sake. :smith:

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Would anyone really complain if at the end of 2016 we, as the world, just agreed to pretend it didn't happen at all and allow 2017 to be our do-over year?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
2016 has been one of the best years yet.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Deltasquid posted:

Oh hey, I recognize this dog. That's Fidèle who is kind of a tourist attraction in Bruges. He died earlier this year, though. :smith:
Is he dead in the picture or what?

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

FactsAreUseless posted:

Is he dead in the picture or what?

Fortunately not! His owners had to put him down for some reason in february or so. I remember guiding foreign friends around in Bruges and specifically showing off that dog. We had a few news articles about it in Belgium when he passed away.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fid%C3%A8le_(dog)

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

They should get a stuffed dog and put it in the window.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

PCOS Bill posted:

2016 has been one of the best years yet.
There's a weird dichotomy for me because for me personally it's been a great year; I love my job and where I live and my friends and money is rolling in, but for everything else I care about in the world it's been near the worst of my life.

My only consolation about this year is that Trump will not have time to send America into a pointless war against an already destroyed country filled with helpless people. That will have to wait until next year.

edit: wait this isn't a politics thread! Or maybe all threads are politics threads now.

Samurai Sanders has a new favorite as of 01:38 on Nov 17, 2016

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Deltasquid posted:

Fortunately not! His owners had to put him down for some reason in february or so. I remember guiding foreign friends around in Bruges and specifically showing off that dog. We had a few news articles about it in Belgium when he passed away.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fid%C3%A8le_(dog)

I read it bit some kid's face off. That pic is just sinister now.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

I just wish I knew the context, currently imagining the letter jacket is a PETA type protester.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Gorilla Salad posted:

The gently caress is he even talking about?

There is a fandom for serial killers on tumblr. Like the real life kind like BTK and the colombine kids. They photoshop crowns onto the serial killers and make them more appealing, visually and, yanno, sexually. It's kinda obvious it's fake at the last few sentences but it's still pretty funny.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




poo poo dude if I got ahold of a Lucky Draw Convoy I'd make a shrine for it too. there's like five of those things in the world

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

RareAcumen posted:



That's not what you guys were talking about right? Because that was really easy to find.

Are the people in the lower right the enemy? Because gently caress pregnant women, reporters, and guys on the phone

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

Optimus Shrine

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




But what do you pray to Optimus Prime for?

thedangergroove
Nov 14, 2004
Long for karate day.

Random Stranger posted:

But what do you pray to Optimus Prime for?

Transformation.

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

But what do you pray to Optimus Prime for?

It's in the blood, it's in the will! It's in the mighty hands of steel.

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