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trucutru posted:And seriously, in this thread we have or have had a talking cat, not one but *two* bona fide pedophiles, a 7 foot tall human/sasquatch hybrid, a successful video game director, a Derek Smart, A Jew that became a Corncob, a dude that posts in D&D, a toast that is into autoerotic belt-assisted asphyxiation, a Sheriff, and someone who cannot stop talking about her boyfriend. Plus Brendan.  e: OH poo poo BOIS e2: taxxe   
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trucutru posted:belt-assisted *secretly adds to his adjective list of casual insults at friends for later use
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Nov 16, 2016 23:34
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TheAgent posted:its a few of mine from awhile back
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Nov 16, 2016 23:35
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:No you see the pipelines, Why do you have to make fun of everything? Come this Friday and you will see exactly how important developing these pipelines is, specifically the ship pipeline. ps. don't forget your credit card
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Nov 16, 2016 23:36
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Propagandist posted:JARED, okay jared, jared, go left now jared, take us to an outside view jared, JARED ZOOM OUT JARED, more fidelity jared "*sigh* Alright, I promise everybody the chat interface is going to die a horrible death, because it's the most awkward, ugly, unusable interface I've ever seen."
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Nov 16, 2016 23:37
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from reading some of that stuff on r/starcitizen_leaks it seems that people have the impression that I work for CIG or have worked there no, no I haven't would never gently caress that no lol I don't work in games and do something completely different to make a living (german auditing)
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Nov 16, 2016 23:38
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Ghostlight posted:So the Morrow Tour is an hour long vertical slice?
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Nov 16, 2016 23:39
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TheAgent posted:I don't work in games and do something completely different to make a living (german auditing) Petition to change TheAgent's name to DerKommisar
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Nov 16, 2016 23:39
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I've been watching the global catastrophic trainwreck of an election we just had here in the US...can I escape to the magical world of Chris Roberts Presents Star Citizen without falling through the floor yet?
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Nov 16, 2016 23:40
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BeefThief posted:I've been watching the global catastrophic trainwreck of an election we just had here in the US...can I escape to the magical world of Chris Roberts Presents Star Citizen without falling through the floor yet? Welcome back!!!!! Yes, that's this thread, you found it. Now 
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Nov 16, 2016 23:41
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Propagandist posted:Welcome back!!!!! Yes, that's this thread, you found it. Now In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Nov 16, 2016 23:42
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TheAgent posted:if you're talking about the 4chan stuff, I don't post there or anywhere else Is it safe to say we can call this 'MrHerpDerp' an accessory to FUD?
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Nov 16, 2016 23:43
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BeefThief posted:I've been watching the global catastrophic trainwreck of an election we just had here in the US...can I escape to the magical world of Chris Roberts Presents Star Citizen without falling through the floor yet? Floors 2.0 still has no release date.. So everthing's fine!
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Nov 16, 2016 23:46
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nawledgelambo posted:Is it safe to say we can call this 'MrHerpDerp' an accessory to FUD?
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Nov 16, 2016 23:49
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nawledgelambo posted:Here's more like what it actually is: "Hey yeah Dee we'll put birds in the game for you to mate with!" "Good one dude!"
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Nov 16, 2016 23:49
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ManofManyAliases posted:I am, in fact, an 18-year-old girl (with impeccable taste for nice belts). 18/F/LA you escorting on craigslist? PM me your escort prices if you do; willing to pay in bitcoin or jpegs.
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RubberJohnny posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5dbsk1/estimating_when_the_stanton_landing_zones_will_be/ So, 18 months to build one landing area. How many are there supposed to be in 100 systems? 300? 500? Let's go with 300... If instead of 18 months it took just 2 weeks to make each one we would still be looking at twelve years till they complete Star Citizen. Twenty-twenty-nine... I don't understand how anyone can look at numbers like these and think this project has any chance of succeeding.
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Nov 16, 2016 23:50
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TheAgent posted:if you're talking about the 4chan stuff, I don't post there or anywhere else
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Ghostlight posted:Yeah, sorry, that's what my question was - not whether the reddit had all your leaks from this thread in it, but whether the 4chan stuff not from this thread that's supposedly from you was actually you. I mean thats all I go on there for
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Nov 16, 2016 23:52
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TheAgent posted:isnt 4chan just for anime tits Have you tried ADTRW? The mod that (pretended to be) was scared of anime tits left... Or so I heard from, a friend..
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Nov 16, 2016 23:58
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trucutru posted:And seriously, in this thread we have or have had a talking cat, not one but *two* bona fide pedophiles, a 7 foot tall human/sasquatch hybrid, a successful video game director, a Derek Smart, A Jew that became a Corncob, a dude that posts in D&D, a toast that is into autoerotic belt-assisted asphyxiation, a Sheriff, and someone who cannot stop talking about her boyfriend. Plus Brendan. And a Legman, don't forget about the Legman!
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Nov 16, 2016 23:59
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ManofManyAliases posted:I am, in fact, an 18-year-old girl (with impeccable taste for nice belts). I bothered to Doxx MoMA. Asian, but in fact, not, Toast.
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Nov 16, 2016 23:59
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TheAgent posted:I have zero knowledge of what they are showing at the holiday livestream but I can guess They'll show community videos by major tom ? He really is n°1 now.
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Beet Wagon posted:And a Legman, don't forget about the Legman! Sorry, I was phone posting and realized my mistake too late. But I was gonna mention Hitler Baby. e: I somehow also forgot about Lazrin, but he doesn't have any interesting qualities/defects anyways. trucutru fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Nov 17, 2016 |
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Nov 16, 2016 23:59
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trucutru posted:Sorry, I was phone posting and realized my mistake too late. But I was gonna mention Hitler Baby.  we have family staying with us and apparently I drunkenly stashed Hitler Baby on the top shelf of the linen closet in the hall, leering down at whoever dares to open it.I've never heard anyone scream so loud in my life.
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MeLKoR posted:So, 18 months to build one landing area. How many are there supposed to be in 100 systems? 300? 500? Let's go with 300... If instead of 18 months it took just 2 weeks to make each one we would still be looking at twelve years till they complete Star Citizen. A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.
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Nov 17, 2016 00:01
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When our TheAgent is gone, there will be another to take his place
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Deloria posted:Oh this is still a thing :/ I haven't seen anyone argue a point with such conviction since the 1991 all Ireland debating championship.
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Nov 17, 2016 00:01
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Also, Kaibo is finally getting used to his shades!
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Nov 17, 2016 00:02
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Goldfish never get bored of their bowl. (Posting from the recent past because I couldn't resist) Spacehulk Deathwing is arriving soon thankfully, I'll be rp'ing as an goon and assuming all the xenos are CIG shills just so I can shout "For the Emperor!!(DS)" as I relentlessly mow them down with cannon and flame. Because 'fun' and 'actual gameplay' is better than CIGs endless fuckitallupformoney crusade. Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Nov 17, 2016 |
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Nov 17, 2016 00:03
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That dogge belongs in a 1980s children's cartoon, it's too cool for the grim reality of 2016.
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tooterfish posted:That dogge belongs in a 1980s children's cartoon, it's too cool for the grim reality of 2016. Agreed. I took him to Lowes the other day to get some stuff and let him say hi to all the boyscouts selling popcorn outside. One of them asked if he was a robot 
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Beet Wagon posted:Also, Kaibo is finally getting used to his shades!  Kayak. I've missed him.I just opened a draught Guiness can but did it too slowly so the widget didn't go off properly. Now I have a glass of Guiness with no head. Jesus gently caress.
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Nov 17, 2016 00:07
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When are you getting him a rocket skateboard?
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MeLKoR posted:So, 18 months to build one landing area. How many are there supposed to be in 100 systems? 300? 500? Let's go with 300... If instead of 18 months it took just 2 weeks to make each one we would still be looking at twelve years till they complete Star Citizen. Not a city-sized city, let alone a city-sized city with enough levels of detail to be approached from space.
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TheAgent posted:I have zero knowledge of what they are showing at the holiday livestream First post of yours I actually believe. If I can change, so can you.
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TTerrible posted:
Sorry, I've been busy making GBS threads it up in the "Trump got elected, next comes the heat death of the world" thread lately. And really busy with school. Ghostlight posted:When are you getting him a rocket skateboard? The rocket skateboard pipeline should be coming together any day now, so it's only a matter of time...
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https://twitter.com/februarywar/status/799025326730997760
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MeLKoR posted:So, 18 months to build one landing area. How many are there supposed to be in 100 systems? 300? 500? Let's go with 300... If instead of 18 months it took just 2 weeks to make each one we would still be looking at twelve years till they complete Star Citizen. 
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