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Pastis needs to embrace his desire to make puns even if they mean he only fills three panels. Groans never stopped Andy Zaltman's pun runs. This one lasted about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0MewQeNjQ RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Nov 17, 2016 |
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SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail "Uuuuuh anyone know what color lava is supposed to be?"
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I know that is supposed to be a 747 because of the bumpy thing where the cockpit and first class would be. And that it's a -400 because of the winglets. But the wings and engine really look off. Like "what's a reference photo?" off. There's other stuff, those top and bottom lines should be running parallel for most of the body of the fuselage. And why would you make the very end of the plane look like a thimble? I can imagine him drawing that in one go and thinking. "It's true, I DO have a superior recall for all things aeronautic. It's by virtue of my trans-continental journeys to sample cosmopolitan life across the globe. I was and remain praised for my talented hand for I am blessed by the goddesses Brigid and Athena! Hmm, I missed an opportunity to make the fore and aft look more like glans. Next time, Brooke. Next time." RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Nov 17, 2016 |
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Intelligent Life Take It From the Tinkersons  Dark Side of the Horse 
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Arlo and Janis Arlo and Janis Classic (Sept. 3, 1994) 
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Pastry of the Year posted:Arlo and Janis So, we're supposed to be cheering for the health inspector, right?
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I don't think there's supposed to be good guys and bad guys here. I guess we'll see once Mark leaves if they complain about regulations or whatever.
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As far as I remember Gene's whole thing is that he and his family just work so hard (because they have to, because he and his wife constantly choose the most laborious and financially insecure jobs). Their young daughter has a complex about making and hoarding money and they're just like "Oh she's so cute, helping out with her little chickens," ignorant that she basically lies awake at night running mental projections of her egg revenue over the next quarter year. Ok, that's an exaggeration, but not by much. They seem like they're friends with the health inspector so I doubt he's going to be the monster, but I bet they'll be shut down and fined and it'll be portrayed as "gosh we just try so hard to make a living, but we get blocked at every turn!!" instead of "welp we hosed up big time."
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I guess Mike came across this video and decided it was obscure enough for him to steal for a joke... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2hy0L5lgg
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The fact that Lester draws a steady, probably very sizable, paycheck for this horseshit infuriates me to no end.
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It's All Right Chief Dharma You've probably heard that South Korea has pretty brutal working hours that frequently go beyond the legal limits. What you may not know is that people inside this system complain about it constantly. It's enabled more by political factors than cultural ones. If you heard about the million person protest in Seoul lately, that wasn't just because of the whole cult leader thing. People have been really, really pissed at the country's conservative leaders for a very long time.  ...But I've never actually been in this culture so be warned that I'm kind of sort of guessing at what a lot of the intent is supposed to be in this comic.
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King Aroo (October 25, 1951) Nancy (December 9, 1943)  Wash Tubbs (August 8, 1929)  Gasoline Alley (September 6, 1923)  Lil' Abner (May 6, 1937)  Barney Google (September 7, 1922)  Alley Oop (December 7, 1933) 
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treasureplane posted:Lil' Abner (May 6, 1937) There is surprisingly little tension in this strip about murderous hillbillies.
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Long hours, may or may not get paid. South Korea sounds like a hellish place to work. F Minus  Gross. Also, I feel like I remember a "salt lick" version of this joke with deer in another comic. Mary Worth  Rex Morgan MD  The tamest strip club I've ever seen. I bet they'll still get letters. Secret Agent X-9  They introduced the boy, so it's time to introduce the dame who is good but has been caught up in a scheme for reasons beyond her control and therefore appears bad at first. Apartment 3-G  Jesus Christ ladies can't the man have a moment's peace?
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Johnny Walker posted:Long hours, may or may not get paid. South Korea sounds like a hellish place to work. I think the last panel was actually "get paid on time", but that wasn't stated explicitly and the implicit parts translate too clunkily into English. But yeah, it's not good. quote:Rex Morgan MD Can't you read? It's a Gentleman's Club, which is completely different so of course your female co-workers have no cause to throw a hissy fit just because all the important business deals get made there.
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Rhymes with Orange Pros and Cons 
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann So, it seems to me like Greg might be foreshadowing something interesting in this comic with the possibility of Brad or Toni getting hurt or killed in the wildfire. If he did, I’ll actually start to like Luann. Not in a masochistic way, but it would definitely deviate from the status quo of boring that is Luann. Who am I kidding though, this will always be bland as poo poo.
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I'm putting my imaginary money on Brad getting killed.
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TJ burning down the house.
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The guy that can't keep his huge mouth shut gets killed and they do a combination wedding/funeral.
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SnotGrumble posted:So, it seems to me like Greg might be foreshadowing something interesting in this comic with the possibility of Brad or Toni getting hurt or killed in the wildfire. If he did, I’ll actually start to like Luann. Not in a masochistic way, but it would definitely deviate from the status quo of boring that is Luann. I'm calling this - Brad gets hit by a tree or some-such, and the doctors aren't sure if he'll ever walk again. Through painful therapy, he learns again, and his first walk without crutches is down the wedding aisle. Then I barf. Meanwhile, Luann notices Tiffany's bright red lipstick! What a mean whore!
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Last night I had a dream about a cowboy-themed Funky Winkerbean spin-off titled "Braisin' Chitlins". I blame this thread.
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Pentaro posted:Last night I had a dream about a cowboy-themed Funky Winkerbean spin-off titled "Braisin' Chitlins". "Lately I can't stay in the saddle. Reckon it's the cancer?" "Reckon so."
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Pentaro posted:Last night I had a dream about a cowboy-themed Funky Winkerbean spin-off titled "Braisin' Chitlins". In an unexpected twist, the wife is a ghost from the 1880's who got cancer after dying. E:FB
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Man, given the way that Ces is knocking the legs out from under all the storylines, I wouldn't be surprised if Wurst is dropping off a bomb to whack the Judge.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Working Daze manages to almost, but not quite, tell a joke. Jesus christ, I basically wrote this comic in my last edit. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758296&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=334#post466207898 Stop reading the thread, Scott!
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Green Intern posted:I'm putting my imaginary money on Brad getting killed. They need them alive so they can use the wedding dress. Hideously disfigured from burns though...
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 Bleh, don't catch that, it's a pretty rubbish tier cat. Even Skitty's better than that thing.
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goatface posted:They need them alive so they can use the wedding dress. Maybe this is the launch of another fun community-input event. 'Help design Brad's funeral outfit!' Or burying Toni in the wedding dress? That would be Batiuk-level brutal.
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Peanuts (November 2, 1969) Funky Winkerbean  Crankshaft  Rip Haywire  Out Our Way (January 15-16, 1930)   Thimble Theater (June 6, 1930) 
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Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge) And He Did. (August, 1915)  Outbursts of Everett True (January, 1916)  Guess If They Are Married! (click for big)  The Gay Thirties (March, 1935, click for big))  Me at every movie:  They'll Do It Every Time (February, 1940, click for big)  Mopsy (July, 1940)  Tweedy (September, 1956, click for big)  Jaf (1967)  Feiffer (1969, click for big)  Andy Capp (November, 1970, click for big)  Wee Pals (December, 1970, click for big)  Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)  Dick Tracy (September, 2009, click for big) 
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Slammy posted:
Nice ponytail.
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We're supposed to be so pissed at the date rapist paparazzi dude for ruining Mason's relationship by filming an innocent drive to see somebody's sainted mother. Dude's ruining his own relationship. He knows the girlfriend hates this woman and thinks she's trying to get in Mason's pants. So why's he driving off someplace alone with her without running it past the girlfriend first? If the girlfriend dumps him because she can't trust him, it's justified because he's behaving in an untrustworthy manner. Moron. Luann  The Amazing Spider-Man  I guess Stan Lee heard that shawarma scene was popular. Sally Forth  The Heart of Juliet Jones 
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