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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
cross posting from the GBS reddit relationships thread


Ride The Gravitron posted:

http://www.movin925.com/brooke-jubal-in-the-morning/2nd-date-update/

This is a segment of some radio show where they call people blowing off their second dates and wondering why. There's some great material in there.

This is a great one and I think the dude here really dodged a bullet

http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/11/second-date-update-podcast-you-not-jelly/

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Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Ride The Gravitron posted:

cross posting from the GBS reddit relationships thread

That second one is amazing :stonk:

"WHY AREN'T YOU BEING WEIRD ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP BAGGAGE!??!?!"

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Ride The Gravitron posted:

cross posting from the GBS reddit relationships thread

Lol these are great so far. I don't care if they are fake


http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/15/awkward-tuesday-phone-call-podcast-dont-tattoo-my-name/ I clicked the top one and lol did it keep going

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/NxHlSAI.mp4

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

cross posting from the GBS reddit relationships thread

Holy poo poo that woman is an idiot. Also, that guy laughing in the background is super annoying.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Takes No Damage posted:

A mayor and another county employee in West Virginia are both out on their asses after calling Michelle Obama an ape in heels on facebook :lol:

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/15/politics/west-virginia-mayor-michelle-obama-racist-facebook-trnd/index.html

She's still insisting that she's not actually a racist:

quote:

Ms Whaling had already issued a written apology to news media outlets saying that her comment wasn't intended to be racist.

"I was referring to my day being made for change in the White House! I am truly sorry for any hard feeling this may have caused! Those who know me know that I'm not in any way racist!"
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37997700

I'm not sure she understands how this whole 'racism' deal works. :raise:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
"Racists are bad people. I don't think I'm a bad person, therefore I can't be racist."

betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3

Gorilla Salad posted:

"Racists are bad people. I don't think I'm a bad person, therefore I can't be racist."
I have heard a LOT of this in the past week. Mostly from family. FML. :smith:

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


betterinsodapop posted:

I have heard a LOT of this in the past week. Mostly from family. FML. :smith:

Get a new family.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Gorilla Salad posted:

"Racists are bad people. I don't think I'm a bad person, therefore I can't be racist."

.... which eventually develops into "People keep complaining that I say awful things about minorities so if those minorities would stop bringing themselves to my attention and just gently caress off forever then people would stop bitching me out and everything would be fine."

I guess? I mean on the face of it it's kind of counter intuitive but given recent events the maths seems to check out.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
People love to come up with their own personal definition of racism so that they can consider themselves not racist. "I'm not racist because I don't hate black people or want to hurt them, I'm just telling it like it is. Political correctness has gone too far blahblahblah"

Its just super obvious that you're racist if you're trying to attack Michelle Obama on classiness and dignity. Even hardcore Republicans agree that she's been an extremely classy and dignified First Lady. Literally the only reason you'd disagree is if you don't like her because she's black.

Basebf555 has a new favorite as of 17:42 on Nov 16, 2016

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
Should have said "I knew she was going to be fired for saying that and I hate her, so it made my day!"

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Now that's funny! Someone get Steph a Comedy Central show.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Ride The Gravitron posted:

cross posting from the GBS reddit relationships thread

Jeez I hate every drive-time radio show's pet idiot guffawing constantly in the background.

I'm still listening to these because they're funny but c'mon guy they're not "bust a gut every four seconds" funny.

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Solice Kirsk posted:

Now that's funny! Someone get Steph a Comedy Central show.

To be fair that was my first thought too, "these are all white women"

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Jeez I hate every drive-time radio show's pet idiot guffawing constantly in the background.

I'm still listening to these because they're funny but c'mon guy they're not "bust a gut every four seconds" funny.

The Elvis Duran show has a lady who does nothing but cackle at bullshit. My fiancee loves the show and it's the worst thing.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

The Elvis Duran show has a lady who does nothing but cackle at bullshit. My fiancee loves the show and it's the worst thing.

My brother loves Elvis Duran and drives me to work so I know your pain, but the goon on this "Brooke and Jubal" show is operating on a completely different level; holy poo poo he sucks

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

quote:

Ride The Gravitron posted:
http://www.movin925.com/brooke-juba...nd-date-update/

This is a segment of some radio show where they call people blowing off their second dates and wondering why. There's some great material in there.

This is a great one and I think the dude here really dodged a bullet

http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/11/...-you-not-jelly/

This is great, but don't miss this one:

http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/15/second-date-update-podcast-fake-dog/

It's not schadenfreude, but it is the funniest sweetest thing you'll hear today.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Drive Time radio chat: most of them suck. elvis duran is real focus groupy

I listen to this show https://www.spreaker.com/user/alancoxshow it's p good at not being focus groupy and actually funny. Two of the hosts are comedians who do stand up and stuff.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm not sure she understands how this whole 'racism' deal works. :raise:

The WSJ Potomac podcast always says "racialist" instead of "racist". It's bizarre. Sure, racialist is a word, and it can mean a pseudo-positive racism (lol), but that's never how they use it.

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

TheMaskedUgly posted:

This is great, but don't miss this one:

http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/15/second-date-update-podcast-fake-dog/

It's not schadenfreude, but it is the funniest sweetest thing you'll hear today.

This is too perfect, agreed.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nah, it's still funny. For instance:



This person is funny.

Don't call me "person" you speciesist monster!

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/milesplit/status/798982876004024322

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Copy Cat :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntvDFnQnxbs

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


They seem like they're awkwardly trying to pretend nothing embarrassing happened.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

chitoryu12 posted:

They seem like they're awkwardly trying to pretend nothing embarrassing happened.

Cats always try to play it off when they gently caress up.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YOTHZjj6vA

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That's okay. Spinal cords are overrated.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Kurieg posted:

That second one is amazing :stonk:

"WHY AREN'T YOU BEING WEIRD ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP BAGGAGE!??!?!"
"THAT'S NOT HOW WOMAN THINK"

:lol:


ed: waterless kayaking is pretty fun by the way.

Parts Kit has a new favorite as of 01:41 on Nov 17, 2016

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Oh my god. This one right here is amazing.

http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/09/second-update-podcast-death-mommas-boy/

Guy brings his mother to his first date with the woman Mom then tries to hook up the date with the guy's much hotter actor friend DURING THE DATE. Date chooses Hot Actor.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

TheMaskedUgly posted:

This is great, but don't miss this one:

http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/15/second-date-update-podcast-fake-dog/

It's not schadenfreude, but it is the funniest sweetest thing you'll hear today.

I don't care if it's fake, this is one of the best things I've ever heard on the internet

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Ride The Gravitron posted:

cross posting from the GBS reddit relationships thread

I remember one of these from probably 10 years ago on my hometown radio station. Girl calls in about a several months-long relationship that went badly because she didn't like the guy's dog. They call the guy and give him the ultimatum that the girl gave him: get rid of your dog and we can date. Dude says "gently caress no. I've had this dog for six years and I knew that girl for four months. Me and the dog are a package deal." And hangs up the phone. The girl was devastated that he would choose a dog over her. It was (likely staged), but great.

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


Them trying to untangle from each other is adorable. :3:

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
More Second Date Update from their Soundcloud, this time the freude is on the station and the original caller. :psypop:

https://soundcloud.com/movin925/894-second-date-update-scammer-amongst-us

:lol: "I'm unprofessional?! YOU are unprofessional!" :lol:

Parts Kit has a new favorite as of 06:07 on Nov 17, 2016

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

yeah i've been listening to them all in a chain, they're all great

check out the one with the male stripper who wants to get in touch with the girl he met at an engagement party!! he thinks they have a super powerful connection because she tongued his butthole

e: ahhaha ahahahhhhhhhhhhhh holy gently caress.
http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/03/second-date-update-podcast-baby-bloggin-son-of-a-gun/

"what's wrong with taking pictures of random strangers' babies for my baby blog while i'm out on a date??? why are you guys all making fun of me?"

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 06:36 on Nov 17, 2016

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

yeah i've been listening to them all in a chain, they're all great

check out the one with the male stripper who wants to get in touch with the girl he met at an engagement party!! he thinks they have a super powerful connection because she tongued his butthole

e: ahhaha ahahahhhhhhhhhhhh holy gently caress.
http://www.movin925.com/2016/11/03/second-date-update-podcast-baby-bloggin-son-of-a-gun/

"what's wrong with taking pictures of random strangers' babies for my baby blog while i'm out on a date??? why are you guys all making fun of me?"

Holy poo poo.

Goddamn.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Holy poo poo that annoying dude laughing in the background.

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Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Parts Kit posted:

More Second Date Update from their Soundcloud, this time the freude is on the station and the original caller. :psypop:

https://soundcloud.com/movin925/894-second-date-update-scammer-amongst-us

:lol: "I'm unprofessional?! YOU are unprofessional!" :lol:

This seems really fake.

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