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Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

Atrocious Joe posted:

in case you want to differentiate between a medium and a large scale exchange


Sitting solidly in a hosed zone

Nice

(Please don't just clip the plant nearby and make me die of radiation 2 ways, tia)

Edit: Crawl out through the fallout snipe

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


link owns

quote:

The short-lived D.C. Office of Civil Defense took only a few years to supply enough shelter space, plus two weeks of food, for 500,000 people. But the resources were unequally spaced. It was estimated, for instance, that 92% of Anacostia residents would be left out in the cold, and the vast majority of shelters were near the federal government’s buildings.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
gently caress it

death is spurtin'

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Man who Broke MAD

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

as if people needed more reasons to love vermont

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Note that if Trump serves two terms he'll have a lot of input on the new Air Force One design, which should be flying when he leaves office.

Shame he won't get to travel in it much, if at all.

It's gonna be gold and blinged out -- watch.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Atrocious Joe posted:

in case you want to differentiate between a medium and a large scale exchange




NOTice a PAttern!>!?!

cams
Mar 28, 2003


best thing about socal is living between la and camp pendleton, so fuckin dead immediately it's great. enjoy scrounging for bottle caps, scrubs.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

logikv9 posted:

trump's gonna detonate a low-level nuke off the coast of Charleston

wtf that's my hoemtown... whyyy

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Regular Nintendo posted:

How do you ignore someone in awful.app im asking for a friend




http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3794070

^ srsly tho click here and make a donation and i guarantee u will feel better

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Nov 18, 2016

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Real talk: it's kind is stupid Vermont is a separate state.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Atrocious Joe posted:



NOTice a PAttern!>!?!

so what you're trying to say is that I should move to the northern tip of Minnesota

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Shageletic posted:

Trump gets reimbursed for SS using his plane. He got 6 million off that during the election.

Oh, right.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Karl Barks posted:

wtf that's my hoemtown... whyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dih1KSHDcT4

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

euphronius posted:

Real talk: it's kind is stupid Vermont is a separate state.

so is west virginia

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

If trump destroys us all in nuclear hellfire and radioactive ash so god help me I'm never voting third party again!

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

okay well as a coastal elite it's pretty clear i will be vaporized fairly easily

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Praise Allah, the Russians didn't update their maps and will still bother throwing a nuke at a city with <50k people in it.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm glad I know I'll die more or less instantly which comforts me knowing that I don't have to go straight up freeper and start buying guns + supplies

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Homework Explainer posted:

did you think i posted that in defense of richard nixon lmao

nobody cares

defend him, dont

who gives a gently caress

it was the joke that mattered

also sieg heil

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I have to admit I'm really jealous.

https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/799397007978659840

Where the gently caress is the exclamation point though?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Neurolimal posted:

as if people needed more reasons to love vermont

Bernie's white socialist utopia

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
My plan for Trump's America.



Except with the Ron Paul blimp.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

etalian posted:

Bernie's white socialist utopia

a good post on page 888

:godwin:

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Just have Trump leak it to the Russians that all of our really valuable military technology is housed in Gary, Indiana.

If some place has to be nuked might as well have it do some good.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

*standing amidst the barren nuclear wasteland that is the united states*

JILL STEIN!!!!!!!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Wikkheiser posted:

My plan for Trump's America.



Except with the Ron Paul blimp.





Redgrendel2001 posted:

Just have Trump leak it to the Russians that all of our really valuable military technology is housed in Gary, Indiana.

If some place has to be nuked might as well have it do some good.

Even Trump's plans to avoid Armageddon are racist

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Atrocious Joe posted:

in case you want to differentiate between a medium and a large scale exchange


lol all the colorado targets are because of plants that closed down 20+ years ago, except for Cheyenne mountain down near Colorado Springs. That's the only 'legitimate' target that is still in existence

anyways what this tells me is apparently i have to move to new hampshire

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

euphronius posted:

Real talk: it's kind is stupid Vermont is a separate state.

why?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

cheese is for everyone

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

etalian posted:

Bernie's white socialist utopia

hey there are somali refugees living in burlington!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

hey there are somali refugees living in burlington!

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


MaxxBot posted:

I have to admit I'm really jealous.

https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/799397007978659840

Where the gently caress is the exclamation point though?


That was my first thought too :tinfoil:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Hush with all this nuclear negativity. A truly blessed topical porn parody approaches.



That eddie redmayne lookalike is going to get expelliarmus cast in every orifice.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Bethamphetamine posted:

Hush with all this nuclear negativity.

im sure theres a joke about atoms in here somewhere but i dunno im dumb as hell

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


good to know that the stewards of nuclear hellfire are level-headed and deliberate individuals

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
It occurred to me that now Trump is president and has the nuclear codes I'm pretty glad that he's obviously not religious, the last thing I want is someone else with nukes that thinks they're just gonna go to heaven when they die

Like I'm at least fairly certain Trump doesn't want to die and doesn't want his kids to either

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i am buried in work send help or death please

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Remember Richard Nixon

In retrospect, good president

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