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vintagepurple
Jan 31, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
France is the only one not in english, quelle surprise

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my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
Nah, there's Nicaragua, too.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I thought Australia's was "gently caress off, we're full"

Maybe it's an old map.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Jordan: Yes, it's Jordan :geno:

e: f, b

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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LYBIA

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

ETHIOPA

Uganda's slogan looks really passive-aggressive to me and I'm a big fan of that.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Latvia: Best enjoyed slowly :heysexy:

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
I am rather fond of Mongolia's.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


Why does India have an exclamation mark in it? It might be an artifact of the geography, but that map makes it look like Vietnam is still split.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
Rwanda and Burundi seem to be in some kind of competition.

Also Tanzania sure... lays it out.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Powershift posted:

I thought Australia's was "gently caress off, we're full"

Maybe it's an old map.
There's NOTHING like Australia. Experience the void. :cthulu:

Jaramin posted:

It might be an artifact of the geography, but that map makes it look like Vietnam is still split.
And the Lesotho that's been denied borders by South Africa but still gets a tourist slogan.

Rassle
Dec 4, 2011

North Korea: Where do you think you're going?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
North Korea: Please give us hard currency.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
I think Hungary was really more than we expected, guys.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“I feel like Tunisia” makes Tunisia sound like some terrible gastrointestinal distress.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I feel like Nigeria's really sells its people short.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Iceland: Inspired by Iceland. But what was the Iceland that inspired Iceland inspired by?

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis
I guess "I feel SLOVEnia" is supposed to emphasize "love", but capitalizing the S just makes it look like "I feel slovenly!"

Domattee
Mar 5, 2012

You're very clever, young man, very clever, but it's Icelands all the way down.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Powershift posted:

I thought Australia's was "gently caress off, we're full"

Maybe it's an old map.

i remember for a while when it was "Where the bloody hell are you"

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn0lwGk4u9o lol

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

drowned in pussy juice posted:

i remember for a while when it was "Where the bloody hell are you"

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn0lwGk4u9o lol

that's right it was banned for rude words but it was a different rude word in different countries lol

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
El Salvador - The 45 minute country... does that mean by the 45 minute mark you're getting well and truly tired of the place?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

A Buttery Pastry posted:

El Salvador - The 45 minute country... does that mean by the 45 minute mark you're getting well and truly tired of the place?

Apparently it's because it takes 45 minutes to get anywhere in the country because of how small it is.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
El Salvador is number four in murders per capita.

All those murderers within forty‐five minutes of you at all times. :ohdear:

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Uganda: You're welcome.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Not a map but that reminded me of the list of Korean city slogans. http://waegukin.com/english-slogans-korean-cities-the-complete-list.html

My favorite has always been "It's Daejeon", because it is so unintentionally honest about how the only thing to say for Daejeon is it is, indeed, a city that exists.

E: Also O2 Gunpo. "Okay, what do we have here in Gunpo?" "... oxygen?" "All right, let's go with that."

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Nov 18, 2016

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
o7 Gunpo: We salute you.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Grand Fromage posted:

Not a map but that reminded me of the list of Korean city slogans. http://waegukin.com/english-slogans-korean-cities-the-complete-list.html

My favorite has always been "It's Daejeon", because it is so unintentionally honest about how the only thing to say for Daejeon is it is, indeed, a city that exists.

E: Also O2 Gunpo. "Okay, what do we have here in Gunpo?" "... oxygen?" "All right, let's go with that."

I think my favorite is "City of Masters, Anseong"
Like, that sounds like the place where you'd fight the final boss

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Anseong’s Public Enemy Number One:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Qatar - Where dreams come to life.

Especially if those dreams are nightmares about dying as a slave.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Baron Corbyn posted:

Iceland: Inspired by Iceland. But what was the Iceland that inspired Iceland inspired by?

Stealing mostly.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Madagascar: No, really guys, we're actually literally an island, look it up

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Kiribati: Guys, it's pronounced Kiri-bas :colbert:

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
Incheon is so fly. Also 'Digital Guro' :eyepop:

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


Colombia - a Murakami novel in country form

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

Whorelord posted:

Colombia - a Murakami novel in country form

*cough* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Garc%C3%ADa_M%C3%A1rquez

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Colombia - Literally everyone is called José.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


marquez is a man?!!!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Most people have never heard of magical realism, and of those that have, not all have a favourable opinion of it.

It’s a dumb slogan.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Platystemon posted:

Most people have never heard of magical realism, and of those that have, not all have a favourable opinion of it.

It’s a dumb slogan.

Most literate people of a certain age in South America (and Europe) sure as gently caress have. I wonder what percentage of Columbian tourists are from South America? Who cares about young people they don't have money anyway.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Nov 18, 2016

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