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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

What about all the SS volunteers from various Allied nations?

And can you really count Estonia, Lithuania, and Latvia when they were all annexed by Russia?

Hmmm, I'm starting to think backers don't know what they are talking about...

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Beet Wagon posted:



Seriously though if you're not down with roasted beet and goat cheese sandwiches at this point, I don't know what you're even doing with your life.

These things are rad (and would probably look cool if I knew or cared about lighting, composition, and all that)

That would taste better if you didn't use poo poo bread.
There has to be a local bakery that can provide you with some decent bread to put that in between.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

ripptide posted:

Dark suits? Swarthy good looks? C'mon, don't hold out now!

I already told you! Machinegunned in the front; shotgunned in the back .Hopefully a bit more metaphorical in Chris' case, but with the state and stability of the plaintiffs, you never know…

Well, unless the implication here is that Sadi is Chris' sister, which would be icky, but would at least explain the plaintiffs support for him.

Tippis fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Nov 18, 2016

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Lladre posted:

That would taste better if you didn't use poo poo bread.
There has to be a local bakery that can provide you with some decent bread to put that in between.

And if it didn't have goat cheese




and if it had beef



other than that tho

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Tippis posted:

I already told you! Machinegunned in the front; shotgunned in the back .Hopefully a bit more metaphorical in Chris' case, but with the state and stability of the plaintiffs, you never know…

What about mountains of cocaine, did anyone mention mountains of cocaine yet

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Propagandist posted:

What about mountains of cocaine, did anyone mention mountains of cocaine yet

Michael Bolton did. So yes.

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.

ripptide posted:

And if it didn't have goat cheese

the gently caress

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Umm... SPACE DOZER?!



:patriot:

I love this so much

"Shall we check if she's okay? Bring her in and take her to space med-bay? Nope, CRoberts is on the job!"

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

ripptide posted:

And if it didn't have goat cheese

and if it had beef

other than that tho

You ain't going to hear me argue with you on that.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Tippis posted:

Michael Bolton did. So yes.

What about constructing an empire based on deceit and power that he couldn't control, which ultimately led him to hate what he had become, lash out at the ones who believed in him, and push away the only true friends and family he ever had?

and also tax evasion

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Goat cheese is amazing. gently caress the haters.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Propagandist posted:

What about constructing an empire based on deceit and power that he couldn't control, which ultimately led him to hate what he had become, lash out at the ones who believed in him, and push away the only true friends and family he ever had?

and also tax evasion

I kind of hinted at that.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Tippis posted:

I kind of hinted at that.

Well poo poo man I got nothin. I suck at this.

e:

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Lladre posted:

That would taste better if you didn't use poo poo bread.
There has to be a local bakery that can provide you with some decent bread to put that in between.

:drat:


also, that salad burger sucks anyway

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Man, you guys are very picky about your burgers, pizza, cheetos, and scotch.

HoneyBakedMAN
Oct 26, 2007
Sliced for babewiches
Whiskey snobs are more insufferable than Shitizens.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

CIG is apparently streaming a 2.6 demo tomorrow morning :getin:

https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/799413877511327749
you did it roberts

everyone told you no

everyone told you its not ready

but you're doing it anyway

god bless you

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
also please tell me all those are hosted by a local server

because if so

lol

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





TheAgent posted:

you did it roberts

everyone told you no

everyone told you its not ready

but you're doing it anyway

god bless you

I *really* hope it is Roberts playing too... His last show deserves an encore!

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Bulleit rye is great, that attempt at a sandwich using a beet is not (goat cheese still good though), pineapple on pizza is wrong, and star citizen may be delayed a bit further and have a couple bugs. Thank you for your time.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I hope it's running really well and looks amazing so more people dump money into this

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I've never met a whiskey that wasn't worth drinking.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


TheAgent posted:

I hope it's running really well and looks amazing so more people dump money into this

These idiots will dump money into it anyway, and the comedy train will keep rolling a bit longer.

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
What you will see is *not* the 2.6 that he has been hand waving about at various con's . If , and its a big If , they include the 8 player SM then prepare for 2 things. 1) A massive cash injection from Norwegian calander girls and German auditors/Lazrin. 2) Another few months of hilarity

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





EightAce posted:

What you will see is *not* the 2.6 that he has been hand waving about at various con's . If , and its a big If , they include the 8 player SM then prepare for 2 things. 1) A massive cash injection from Norwegian calander girls and German auditors/Lazrin. 2) Another few months of hilarity

While it would be fun to drag this out, 2016 has had too many big downs. Let's finish the year on a high note with a huge tire fire ELE.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


EightAce posted:

What you will see is *not* the 2.6 that he has been hand waving about at various con's . If , and its a big If , they include the 8 player SM then prepare for 2 things. 1) A massive cash injection from Norwegian calander girls and German auditors/Lazrin. 2) Another few months of hilarity

In all fairness some 8 way SadoMasochism seems perfect for hyping up German auditors. Just hope they remember safety first.

Parallelwoody fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Nov 18, 2016

HoneyBakedMAN
Oct 26, 2007
Sliced for babewiches

Ghostlight posted:

I've never met a whiskey that wasn't worth drinking.

Same, but I've met plenty that aren't worth buying.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

TheAgent posted:

you did it roberts

everyone told you no

everyone told you its not ready

but you're doing it anyway

god bless you

this star marine thing is interesting to me. if it's half as broken as you say it is, than this is 99% going to be a loving disaster. if chris knows this but insists on it anyway, this has to be a desperation play for cash.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Remember they can release whatever they want in whatever terrible state and it will be lapped up because it's only alpha

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
I hope that the backers saying they'll not believe anything till it's released to them and playable stick to their guns. (They won't)

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


I'm sure it'll be perfect. Remember Chris is a visionary and the reason things have been delayed so long is because they were refactoring the pipelines and PC Jesus wanted to make sure everything is up to his exacting standards.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

Marching Powder posted:

this star marine thing is interesting to me. if it's half as broken as you say it is, than this is 99% going to be a loving disaster. if chris knows this but insists on it anyway, this has to be a desperation play for cash.

I really feel bad for QA tester #9 and technical artist #3 who have to sit there and play that nightmare. Just sitting there. Being embarrassed. In front of thousands of people. Because your boss is a manchild with no managerial skills* whatsoever.

*or skills in general

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

ZenMaster posted:

A quick and handy guide for Reddit to understanding current Something Awful development:



PARP: The sound an air makes in horn form, especially coming out of Gary Oldman's mouth

im glad yr family is ded: A poster is expressing feeling joy at the thought of your relations being deceased.

Same: I agree with sentiment of this post.

Tickle-gate: Sandi Gardiner, wife of Christopher Roberts did a series of non pornographic tickle videos in which she was restrained and tickled by other people. One man in a hood, known famously only as "The Tickler in Black" stood out to goons as being particularly noteworthy and totally not Ortwin.

Ben-Ghazi: Ben Lesnick, Starship Peddler, linked to his old website "THE BOOK OF LOAF" on his twitter feed exposing the world to his debauched world views as a 20 something. Included free of charge: racism, pedophilia, Hitler worship, and sex fantasies about a Massachusetts news reporter Kerri Lee.

Tane: Our SA secret code, from the EVE days. It can mean many things, but basically it means none of your business, but just know every time we type it SC is one step closer to being destroyed.

Kayak: A good and cool dogge of the highest calibre. Also a Floridian like internet warlord Derek Smart.

Legman: Beetwagon turns spare objects into works of perdition and horror in his spare time, or in his working time, no one knows for sure but one thing we are sure of is no one wants to meet Beetwagon IRL.

Space Door: CIG built a 17-20k sliding space door at CIG in Santa Monica and claimed (see Roy Roocroft) it was plywood and an old garage door opener and installed in 30 minutes or some other such nonsense until goons saw a logo on the door that proved it was a completely professional job and did, in fact, cost a likely fortune.

Construction-gate: CIG Santa Monica is being sued by contractor who worked on their facility. because of course they are

Modem-gate: CIG The Next Great Starship Finalist Fuzzy Modem the "Happy Alaskan" was indicted for molesting a child. His trial is set for next year. He had interviews directly with Chris Roberts and used CR as a reference for jobs. There is a video of his daughter begging people to fund his Indiegogo campaign to make his comic book into a bad scifi so he will spend time with her again and maybe play dolls and be a father.

Deloria: Some creepy older male RPing an 18 year old Norwegian girl who spent 6k in her confirmation money to buy starships to make her father proud. "She" also tried to collect money for a sexy calendar while discussing how much to show of "her" CG character's vulva. AP was blamed directly by "her" for the doxx.

The Agent/8Ace: Deep cover agents inside of CIG's most scientological of compounds feeding information to the resistance, keeping hope alive.

Blink-Gate: None of the higher resolution fidelitous characters shown in recent ATVs blink. For whatever reason

Mop-gate: Chris Roberts spent probably 50k mo-capping a man mopping a floor. The bucket did not have wheels, so it will all have to be reshot.

INN-gate followed by INN-ception: Imperial News Network, started by PR man "Wolf Larson" (Jake DiMare of CIG shill company Agent Oasys) had a bit of a coup this weekend when all of his workers discovered he was making mad stacks from CIG and forcing them to all work for free. They jumped ship and started their own network called INN... or now they aren't. Wolf threatened them legally, wants 5k and 25% of the new network and then will not sue. RIP INN, we never watched ye.

Call your parents: Like, call them. they love you. right now, please, I'll wait.

4th Stimpire: Horrific torture-porn fanfic based in the SC universe by inane Citizen and SC backer Zealot. Stayed up on CIG's website for a week (or so) until it was finally taken down, but not before it was copy pasted here in all its glory. It's bad, but gets reposted here on every page divisible by 1000. Read it to know the sickening and heartbreaking truths.

Not bad for a dead gay comedy forum.

Love you guys.

crisp roberts
Oct 13, 2016
Everyone pumped for the livestream? I'm predicting good looking stuff so that a few millions will be in for CIG.

Also i skipped a few pages so i went from "financially irresponsible norwegian stupid" to "grown man pretending to be a girl". Well, whatever your thing is, i dont judge. :shrug:

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Jobbo- will add it

Beet- got a recipe for the beet and cheese burger? I would actually try it.

Someone better record the live stream because I need to do a review of it like I did for the homestead demo and the 3.0 scam demo. It's so easy to see through those hack jobs.

I'll try to record what I can just in case but the resolution is not the best.

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

TheAgent posted:

you did it roberts

everyone told you no

everyone told you its not ready

but you're doing it anyway

god bless you

I'm glad of it.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

HoneyBakedMAN posted:

Whiskey snobs are more insufferable than Shitizens.

Grab yourself one of their objects of worship (or get the flask and fill it up with something cheap), then post pictures itt of you mixing it into a drink with sprite and marshmallows

Also use it to clean your warhammer brushes, that'll do the trick

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

TheAgent posted:

also please tell me all those are hosted by a local server

because if so

lol

Wow, a live Star Marine presentation, we haven't had us one of those since what, 2014?

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard

nawledgelambo posted:

I really feel bad for QA tester #9 and technical artist #3 who have to sit there and play that nightmare. Just sitting there. Being embarrassed. In front of thousands of people. Because your boss is a manchild with no managerial skills* whatsoever.

*or skills in general

Between
Option 1.) Show NOTHING in the anniversary stream
and
Option 2.) show a faked-instanced halfbroken something with "2.6." on it,


CR knows the Cult won't continue funding Option 1 but 2.

Just presenting "something" will allow surviving.

After all that whining the last weeks, tonight several doubters will buy an Idris or 2.

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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Archered from the FD thread - Chris vs the backers in the anniversary stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX0r6DsvXAU

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