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So I'm currently on the run from trumps death squads, anyone got any cool tips for keeping warm without drawing any attention?
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 06:21 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 11:20 |
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Burn an American flag for heat just prior to the arrival of the death squads.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 08:41 |
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Find a hairy man, skin him and wear his hide. Chant racist slogans to blend in with the crowd.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 09:02 |
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Make a coolie hat from peat and move from man-depth hole to man-depth hole, steadily crossing the countryside like a disenfranchised trapdoor spider
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 16:46 |
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If you can drive a VW, use it to go to the forest and haul the engine block with you. It's made of magnesium and burns very hot, though you'll need a torch and file to start it going. Some Canon cameras and IBM/Lenovo computers are magnesium too.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 05:01 |
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Often, pencil sharpeners are made of magnesium. Better take an engine block to be safe though.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:07 |
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Use a laser pointer to call aircraft/hellfire missles to your location.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:07 |
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Lower your bodytemp to that of the surrounding environment by transfusing your hot mammal blood with that of the noble reptile. Anoles seem to be best bang for the buck. Get juicing.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 17:01 |
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offer to suck them off
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 05:36 |
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But you wanted nondescript options, I forgot. Nevermind the magnesium, it burns too bright. Heating is scarce in the woods, so all your heat has to come from you. Warm clothes help you retain heat, but you must be heat's creator. So! Move to Candia, catch Candian geese, and wear them. Catching them will be exhausting, giving you heat, and the geese's feathers are the world's best insulators, keeping that heat in. If you can wear the geese and also keep them alive, they will oil themselves so getting wet (common problem with goosefeather clothing) won't be an issue. Alternative: Trump will likely axe volcano observatories. With the volcanoes unmonitored against pesky heat-stealers, you should have no problem sitting in a crater and letting the earth warm you.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:38 |
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These tips always come in handy for me when trying to avoid death squads: Walk right on by like you haven't done anything. Act confused, like you didn't notice the automatic rifles in their hands and the fortified checkpoint. Don't flirt with the cute one. She might like it but it makes the guys around her nervous. If you're in a foreign country, be light-skinned (preferably of European descent). <-- Also works in domestic countries.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 17:32 |
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Fly casual.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 20:09 |
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Rare Pepes are a valid commodity on the same value as Gold
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 20:20 |
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Start watching Les Stroud videos yesterday. The alt-right won't go into the forest to look for you. There's no Mountain Dew in the actual mountains.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 20:28 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 11:20 |
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I feel like the main issue with the whole prepper thing (other than it just being an excuse for spending more money on crap you don't need) is i don't see them talk about organizing. If the revolution comes, or the EMP goes off or whatever, maybe you live your fantasy of mad max for a few months, but then what? You gotta have a squad, and your squad's gotta connect with others or its just hermitage.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:37 |