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Solice Kirsk posted:Friends told him to stick his dick in his wedding ring. Those are some awesome friends!
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smuh posted:How exactly do you fit a wedding ring on your dick Rings come in different sizes, some people have thick fingers Let me tell you about a man named Andre
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RandomFerret posted:Rings come in different sizes, some people have thick fingers (but no I get it I guess)
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Actually it was supposed to be an avatar/custom title joke but I forgot that I changed mine a while back
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I've never seen a snowplow that gave a single gently caress about anyone else on the road. 
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So was it his wedding ring or someone else's?
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Arsonists finally mange to burn down the giant IKEA Christmas Goat http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/arsonists-finally-mange-burn-down-giant-ikea-christmas-goat
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Radio Paranoia posted:Erotic game goes wrong as wedding ring 'strangles' man's penis It's about goddamned time this website has its own medical journal
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tacodaemon posted:
It's mostly about autism spectrum disorders.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:They're compressible when flaccid. Hth. This reply would've been a lot more funny if the original word filter for "hth" was still active. i'm a huge prick
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Laserjet 4P posted:This reply would've been a lot more funny if the original word filter for "hth" was still active. Yes, but what about the word filter? 
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Lime Tonics posted:Arsonists finally mange to burn down the giant IKEA Christmas Goat quote:last year's goat self-destructed when its faulty Christmas lights caused a fire and reduced it to ashes in a matter of seconds well, i
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quote:last year's goat self-destructed when its faulty Christmas lights caused a fire and reduced it to ashes in a matter of seconds
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Lime Tonics posted:Arsonists finally mange to burn down the giant IKEA Christmas Goat Today I learned that Christmas goats are a thing, and also that apparently some heathens find them objectionable enough to destroy with fire.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Today I learned that Christmas goats are a thing, and also that apparently some heathens find them objectionable enough to destroy with fire. The Finnish name for Santa Claus is literally Christmas Goat (joulu=Christmas, pukki=goat).
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Was that the rhino that had like an armed guard around her at all times? I hope it got hit by lightning.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Today I learned that Christmas goats are a thing, and also that apparently some heathens find them objectionable enough to destroy with fire. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat now with extra statistics!
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Lime Tonics posted:Arsonists finally mange to burn down the giant IKEA Christmas Goat The dude with the molotov throws like a 5 year old girl. He loving missed.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Paging VendaGoat. no don't
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Elon Musk Says His Smart Solar Roof Could Cost Less Than Your Dumbass Regular Roof Unfortunately it looks like that isn't a direct quote.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Whoa...that's a nice bathtub. And someone just dumped it? I would be stoked. Tubs with feet make me nervous. It's like birds with teeth.
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Two Owls posted:local_news.jpg Sometimes a bathtub date goes really wrong.
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Goddamnit, anyone can just bribe his way to the highest gay office!
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I wonder if the position comes with a fancy satin sash saying BRIGHTON'S TOP GAY that you can wear everywhere
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I'm somehow surprised that this isn't a British comedy / game show: "Brighton's Top Gay Assaults", starring Simon Cowell.
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tacodaemon posted:I wonder if the position comes with a fancy satin sash saying BRIGHTON'S TOP GAY that you can wear everywhere If we can go on to specifics, can we have a BRIGHTON'S TOP GAY TOP?
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Intoluene posted:If we can go on to specifics, can we have a BRIGHTON'S TOP GAY TOP? I took it to mean Brighton only had the one gay top, which as I understand it would be quite the responsibility.
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