EU Politics: I miss Renaults(don't make fun of me)

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Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

don't be racist against fish people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4

# ? Nov 20, 2016 12:52

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# ? May 31, 2024 13:35

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

Cat Mattress posted:

It's racism. Poisson is discriminated against just because he's a Deep One. There's a real problem with Dagonophobia.

This or he's a Scottish Leader vying for independence, if surnames have any inclination.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 12:55

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

1 PM update: Still not voted for any of these clowns, currently in my PJs watching Star Trek, and life is okay I guess.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 13:03

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Jean Luc Picard says: "Hon hon hon, winners vote, sacrebleu!"

# ? Nov 20, 2016 13:13

ElNarez: Nov 4, 2009

Flowers For Algeria posted:

1 PM update: Still not voted for any of these clowns, currently in my PJs watching Star Trek, and life is okay I guess.

but don't you want to faire barrage????

# ? Nov 20, 2016 13:17

Kassad: Nov 12, 2005; It's about time.

I was going to emptyquote with the post about Mediapart but I noticed the username.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 13:31

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

ElNarez posted:

but don't you want to faire barrage????

Barrage against whom, is the question. Whoever wins, we lose.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 13:58

x420ReDdIT_Br0nYx: Jan 21, 2013

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Barrage against whom, is the question. Whoever wins, we lose.

Guillotine them all.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 15:40

awesome-express: Dec 30, 2008

So, Le Pen's going to win, right?

# ? Nov 20, 2016 15:49

Peggotty: May 9, 2014

No.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 15:54

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

awesome-express posted:

So, Le Pen's going to win, right?

Even if she does, she won't.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 16:11

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

quote:

�A VOUS A PLU ?

I answered "Non."

# ? Nov 20, 2016 16:13

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

Holy poo poo I didnt' know NKM wanted to reduce by 500 000 the number of civil servants as well.

I'm glad I didn't vote for her. Or for any one of them at all. I'd vote for Jean-Luc Picard if I could.

EDIT: oh WOW she's a flat-taxer as well. Fuckkk

EDIT again: Oh Jupp�'s campaign slays me

Flowers For Algeria fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Nov 20, 2016

# ? Nov 20, 2016 17:59

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

my abuelo

# ? Nov 20, 2016 18:34

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

Kurtofan posted:

my abuelo

He's got Jeb!'s exclamation mark, though. AJ! 2017.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 18:37

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

awesome-express posted:

So, Le Pen's going to win, right?

Yeah like Clinton she is going to win 99% chance. Actually it's actually possible she will win this year but it's far more likely in the next cycle. Or at least it was before trump but i wouldn't think it's that important to the outcome of the French election unless i was a self-centered US commentator who know jack poo poo about french politic. She is probably going to get a great loving score and more MPs this cycle. 2022 is going to be violently in her favor if nothing happen to change the balance anyway.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 18:42

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

so five years to find a way to live in new zealand

# ? Nov 20, 2016 18:48

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

so five years to find a way to live in new zealand

South of India is quite nice, guys.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 18:49

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Kurtofan posted:

so five years to find a way to live in new zealand

Just move to New Caledonia.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 18:51

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

I'm writing down the names of all those who plan on abandoning us in the coming fascist regime and warning them: the guillotine awaits the coward as well as the fascist.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 19:11

Haramstufe Rot: Jun 24, 2016

Reminder

Angela Merkel, 2015:
"And to be honest, if now we should have to start apologizing because we have shown kindness to people in need, then this is simply not my country"

Poland, Hungary, FN, UK, Austria, 2015....
"wraaagh wraahgh brown people come to rape our children, let them all die in the sea or at the gates, we are FULL"

# ? Nov 20, 2016 19:34

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

Flowers For Algeria posted:

I'm writing down the names of all those who plan on abandoning us in the coming fascist regime and warning them: the guillotine awaits the coward as well as the fascist.

I'll make the website.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 19:38

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

I'm hearing news of a Fillon-Jupp� duel in the second round next sunday.

The angry dwarf is out.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:00

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

I'm hearing news of a Fillon-Jupp� duel in the second round next sunday.

The angry dwarf is out.

I'm hearing the same and smiling widely.

Other good news: out of the seven candidate, six didn't win.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:03

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

beaten by his own sadsack prime minister lmao

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:13

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Wouldn't it make sense for the left just to vote for the republican candidate in the first round too? Best case he gets >50% and they can save money and danger on the second round. Or is anyone really believing that Hollande could win?

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:24

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

^^^Hollande won't be the left wing candidate.
Fillon already complaining about some irregularities. UMP gonna UMP i guess.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:25

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

GaussianCopula posted:

Wouldn't it make sense for the left just to vote for the republican candidate in the first round too? Best case he gets >50% and they can save money and danger on the second round. Or is anyone really believing that Hollande could win?

Man this takes the notion of the vote utile to a new unreached level in idiocy.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:30

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

15% of left-leaning people voted for these primaries?! Trotsky lives I guess...

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:35

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

I'm hearing news of a Fillon-Jupp� duel in the second round next sunday.

The angry dwarf is out.

This would own so hard. Hopefully Kosciusko-Morizet will gently caress off forever after this as well

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:43

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

GaussianCopula posted:

Wouldn't it make sense for the left just to vote for the republican candidate in the first round too? Best case he gets >50% and they can save money and danger on the second round. Or is anyone really believing that Hollande could win?

gently caress that noise.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 20:48

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

Wow so Fillon is owning.

Good bye gay marriage I guess.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:03

throw to first DAMN IT: Apr 10, 2007; This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Could someone throw together a quick rundown of who's who of french politics and what's going on, because that wall of names is kinda incomprehensible to me and reading wiki articles about everyone to try to puzzle together their politics would take quite while.

Also, will Le Pen kill EU with Frexit next year or do you think it will get delayed until 2018?

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:13

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

Wow so Fillon is owning.

Good bye gay marriage I guess.

Lol you really underestimate his ability to make fake promise to idiots in exchange of votes. He would probably go full neoliberal and fire 1 million people from the public service before doing anything to satisfy the anti-gay and it would probably be gpa or trans related first.

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Also, will Le Pen kill EU with Frexit next year or do you think it will get delayed until 2018?

I know it's an Anglo-saxon habit but we poor Frenchmen generally don't loving sell the brexit failure/Hillary election until most of the votes are counted. Ask again after the 2017 election, tia.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Nov 20, 2016

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:21

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

throw to first drat IT posted:

Could someone throw together a quick rundown of who's who of french politics and what's going on, because that wall of names is kinda incomprehensible to me and reading wiki articles about everyone to try to puzzle together their politics would take quite while.

Also, will Le Pen kill EU with Frexit next year or do you think it will get delayed until 2018?

Fillon was Sarkozy's PM for 5 years and Jupp� was Chirac's PM sometime during the XXth century.
Fillon is a classic thatcherite with a old-school catholic twang. Jupp� wants to be your everyday grandpa but sometimes he pretends to be your redneck uncle and deep inside he is your Wall Street cousin.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:24

Haramstufe Rot: Jun 24, 2016

I think France has nothing to gain by Frexit. All that EU/Euro business was their idea in the first place, non? The undesireables in France are not really coming from other EU countries, rather from their colonies it seems like, economically it would suck as they profit a lot from the Euro, and of course without the Euro the Bundesbank finally reigns supreme again in Europe.

I mean UK also didn't gain, but for France it seems extra counter intutive.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:29

Ardennes: May 12, 2002

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

Fillon was Sarkozy's PM for 5 years and Jupp� was Chirac's PM sometime during the XXth century.
Fillon is a classic thatcherite with a old-school catholic twang. Jupp� wants to be your everyday grandpa but sometimes he pretends to be your redneck uncle and deep inside he is your Wall Street cousin.

Fillon also is a Russophile, which means there isn't going to be a viable non-Russophile candidate next election. Putin seems to be rolling in victories at the moment.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:37

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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I mean UK also didn't gain, but for France it seems extra counter intutive.

The French have long had a....difficult relationship with logic

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:45

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

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I think France has nothing to gain by Frexit. All that EU/Euro business was their idea in the first place, non? The undesireables in France are not really coming from other EU countries, rather from their colonies it seems like, economically it would suck as they profit a lot from the Euro, and of course without the Euro the Bundesbank finally reigns supreme again in Europe.

I don't think it matters if the bad ideas came from French politicians, if their attempt at shackling Germany failed so miserably that Germany managed to shackle the rest of Europe including France.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:54

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Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

holy poo poo, you guys were not kidding, fillon right now is ahead with 43% of the votes, followed by Jupp� with 27% and then Sarkozy with 21%

fillon it is i guess, jupp� pulled a jeb!

Edit: though the big cities are always late to announce their results, this is probably going to boost jupp� for the second round.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:55

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