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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Quiet Feet posted:

Quiet Feet's rules for fantasy football.

Does the matchup look easy? I'm hosed.

Am I projected to win? hosed.

Does my wr/qb/rb have an easy matchup? hosed.

Is my opponent starting some garbageman who averages 3-4 points a week? I'm hosed.

Other situations not covered above: hosed.

Hello and welcome to fantasy football. We're all hosed.

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/jonjohnsonwip/status/800470032237154304

:lol:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

oh my god my fantasy football opponent has Russel Wilson and doug baldwin

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Jordan Matthews: Nelson why do you drop everything

Nelson Agholor: from you!!!! I learned it from watching you!!!

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


blue squares posted:

oh my god my fantasy football opponent has Russel Wilson and doug baldwin

I have Wilson and my opponent has Baldwin, yay!

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
Of course Landry gets decent points once I finally bench him.

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Jarvis did something, yay!!!!!!!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Goddamnit Rams D. Doing so good and you're gonna end up giving up 2 tds in the last four minutes of the game? loving ugh.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
BLOODBATH

Suave Fedora fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Nov 21, 2016

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
So I'm up 25 with my Jamison Crowder and Dustin Hopkins (lol kicker) against his Aaron Rodgers and Crabtree.

Goddamnit it's one of those games that is gonna give me a faint hope of winning until Rodgers just opens up a can on Washington.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Spoeank posted:

Jordan Matthews: Nelson why do you drop everything

Nelson Agholor: from you!!!! I learned it from watching you!!!

I do everything based on perceived value. So even though I hate him, I have kept Matthews because he is cheap and supposedly valuable. But then I watch him play football and wonder why people think he's valuable.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Sataere posted:

I do everything based on perceived value. So even though I hate him, I have kept Matthews because he is cheap and supposedly valuable. But then I watch him play football and wonder why people think he's valuable.

It's just production, he's on pace for 85-1030-5.5. If there's someone with more upside available on the wire, grab em!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Fantas football is not about how good the player is. Is your league docking WRs for drops? No? Then what matters is catches and yards and TDs.

You start Matthews every week and you like it.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
This season I am thankful for Jordy Nelson and the touchdowns he brings me.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Sure glad I dropped both of my shares of Ty Montgomery.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Guess I should've flexed Prosise over Kelley/Cobb

welp

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
:monar:

Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
Well that makes it official. In choosing to flex Hill over Bernard, Landry, Crowder, Rawls, and Matthews, I could not have made a worse choice.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
been waiting five years for the jared cook breakout game

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Good LORD the GB secondary is trash

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Suave Fedora posted:

Good LORD the GB secondary is trash

And the opposite side Washington is letting them check down to the end zone

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Was leading in league of posts but of course my opponent has starks and Garcon. He got like 25 points in three plays

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I'm playing against Rodgers. Like loving hell Redskins. Man against the loving pass!

Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
Please give Kelley a shot at putting this in please please please

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
I wish had a Crowder

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Suave Fedora posted:

I wish had a Crowder

I have him on my bench. I think I'm playing him over Jordy Nelson next week.

Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
God bless America

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
starting kelley is pretty dope



going against crowder is dumb and bad

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Oh my god Crowder was a butt cheek away from winning my game for me. :(

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
God drat Fat Rob.

Veritek83
Jul 7, 2008

The Irish can't drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I've known gets mean when he drinks.
Good night to be a Washington fan and rolling with some combination of Cousins/Crowder/Kelley across most of my leagues.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I'm hard

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Fat Rob Best Rob

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I thought benching Prosise was a bad idea. I had a choice between Cobb and Kelley for my flex spot and I had Cobb in there all week up until about 6 pm today.

:smugdon:

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Holy crap. Rodgers is benched. That means I need less than 12 points from Crabtree to win tomorrow.

Veritek83
Jul 7, 2008

The Irish can't drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I've known gets mean when he drinks.
And Hundley's in, so no last gasp of garbage time for Rodgers. I might actually go 7-0 this week.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Aaron Rodgers is pre-apocalypse Negan.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
If I get more than 4 from Polish Hat, I sweep this week. Fingers crossed!

Avenged
Jun 9, 2005
gently caress Fat Rob for destroying my lead in one league.

Hooray for him adding to my wife's 70+ point lead against my arch nemesis in another.

Fantasy Football 2016.

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EricHall
Aug 7, 2006
Kirk Cousins almost willed me to a win in one league, while in my other lead he turned my opponents 20-point deficit into a 14-point lead.

The worst of both worlds

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