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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm legitimately curious whose information he's going to dig up. Be prepared for the blogging of a lifetime. e: Catte tax: 
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D1E posted:Mods please close thread on page 6666 in memory of Derek Satan. 
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm legitimately curious whose information he's going to dig up. Oh you're in for it now.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm legitimately curious whose information he's going to dig up. I get this general feeling this is one of those things where Derek says he's going to do something just to stir up nonsense and then nothing ever happens. It's about 90% of his posts. 9% is "This. All of it." and the 1% got him banned.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm legitimately curious whose information he's going to dig up. prepare to meet loyal bloodhound legal, his warm snout, his soft floppy ears, and those fangs closing around your throat
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TheLastRoboKy posted:I get this general feeling this is one of those things where Derek says he's going to do something just to stir up nonsense and then nothing ever happens. It's about 90% of his posts. *sobs* that's what i'll miss most of all, the borderline-tantric levels of buildup
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peter gabriel posted:So while the dust settled I thought I'd play some SC and make a video Impressive stuff as usual Peter. Did you use your HOTAS to perform these feats?
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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please don't forget to call your parents from time to time, they love you very much.
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peter gabriel posted:So while the dust settled I thought I'd play some SC and make a video Incredible.
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HoneyBakedMAN posted:Impressive stuff as usual Peter. Did you use your HOTAS to perform these feats? I did for flying, not for walking
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Sarsapariller posted:
Derek's favorite nephew. Although, he didn't doxx him because he didn't post any actual links to anything. He just went on and on about contacting his buddy in Australia to search War Veteran records. I hope Star Citizen will have a searchable database for War Veterans so I can o7 each and every one of them.
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peter gabriel posted:I did for flying, not for walking What about the part where the commando in boxers zoomed around space with steam shooting out of his shoulders?
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Derek's favorite nephew. the Leonard Skinley Event was something that should be chronicled somewhere. such a good confluence of factors 1. ravane posts itt about how he thinks derek is responding to a troll account he set up 2. derek posting about this guy on twitter 3. ravane and everyone else realising derek has blocked ravane and can't see what they posted 4. hilarity
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"Oh, the thread has blown up overnight and has a new title, I wonder what's going o-  "RIP Uncle Derek, you were too pure for this world, looking forward to the inevitable blogpost about this, see you when you re-reg. And all hail to our new mods. I have to go out for a few hours soon so if any of you still have itchy mod fingers, here is some sass: Beer You are a giant sentient fungus  Beet You don't give Kayak enough pats for being a good boy  g0m You are a big poopyhead  I have nothing bad to say whatsoever about out new animal mods Propagandist, P_Gabz, and Kayak. Long may they reign! 8 Ball posted:I think the worst part about all this is we lost dancey cat  
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eonwe posted:please don't forget to call your parents from time to time, they love you very much.  Who the gently caress is this guy?
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Now is a good time to state for the record I have always liked honey roasted beets.
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Nov 21, 2016 03:00
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thatguy posted:Oh it's for all the top posters in this thread.
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Lack of Gravitas posted:Beet You don't give Kayak enough pats for being a good boy  You're in for it now!!! Also, anyone whose avatar got "Taned" feel free to PM me a link to your old avatar or one of equal or lesser value, and I'll try and get everything put to right. This does not apply to people who want a new av just because.
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Ghostlight posted:"top" posters
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Holy crap all the cool poo poo happens when I'm gone. Can we get a recap post?
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dont dox me derek plz
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the best thing about g0m being made ik thus far is everyone doing their best agent mothman impressions when he sees goons in his subreddit only nobody's doing an impression they're just like that naturally and cannot see the irony oh no they're going to destroy my big lovely
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Eldragon posted:Holy crap all the cool poo poo happens when I'm gone. Can we get a recap post? so what
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I like the new mods. Taneposting is bad but g0m is good. I think this can be a green and pleasant thread now.
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Welcome new mods. I know you have big shoes to fill. Big clowny clown shoes.
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HoneyBakedMAN posted:What about the part where the commando in boxers zoomed around space with steam shooting out of his shoulders? Nipple jets signal keyboard and mouse
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So tell me, when you mods post or make moddy decisions, do you guys do a T-Pose?
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How long until Derek doxxes FAU and creates a long, lawyer-approved rant about FAU being paid by Croberts ?
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I just want to say I've backed this community for a long time, and you can read my post history I'm a long time fan and I still believe in this project and I'm in for $10 dollars and I'll still probably buy premium one day but...
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peter gabriel posted:Nipple jets signal keyboard and mouse BTW I'm proud to have given you your first thumbs up on this video Peter. I'm a big fan.
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Hammerstein posted:How long until Derek doxxes FAU and creates a long, lawyer-approved rant about FAU being paid by Croberts ? couple of weeks
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eonwe posted:please don't forget to call your parents from time to time, they love you very much. I already did. My mum might be starting a new job in December and my dad apparently wants expensive underwear for Christmas. When I call my parents my dad often picks up on the other line and says, "Have you checked in on the star citizen thread lately? They miss you very much and would probably like to hear from you more often." It never gets old.
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peter gabriel posted:So while the dust settled I thought I'd play some SC and make a video That is some excellent camerawork. I think you really nailed the essence of Star Citizen. 
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Hammerstein posted:How long until Derek doxxes FAU and creates a long, lawyer-approved rant about FAU being paid by Croberts ? In a strange twist of fate, he's going to find out that FAU is actually a 14 year old girl from norway.
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Sarsapariller posted:
If you click 'hide child comments' does every comment in the star citizen subreddit disappear?
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peter gabriel posted:So while the dust settled I thought I'd play some SC and make a video
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drat Dirty Ape posted:If you click 'hide child comments' does every comment in the star citizen subreddit disappear? Yes, and Fuzzy Modem inexplicably loses interest in it.
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