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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
The Las Vegas Delay of Games

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Las Vegas Copyright Infringement Knights

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

The Las Vegas REDACTED

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas Hockey Club of Las Vegas.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Las Vegas Spoilers

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

yellowcar posted:

The Las Vegas Hockey Club of Las Vegas.

Le club de hockey Las Vegan.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Hey btw has it been said which division they're going in to? I'm assuming pacific...?

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

The Coyotes drafted Daniel Briere with their first ever pick and had him wear a jersey with no logo, look at how that all turned out! The Creator is just following a well worn path to success!

Wait it was a weird shirt with the logo.

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer

Duke Chin posted:

Hey btw has it been said which division they're going in to? I'm assuming pacific...?

Yeah they'll be in the Pacific.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

The Coyotes drafted Daniel Briere with their first ever pick and had him wear a jersey with no logo, look at how that all turned out! The Creator is just following a well worn path to success!

Wait it was a weird shirt with the logo.

Briere just lead to me tripping down memory lane to the 2006-07 Sabres. What a weird couple of years for that team.
And also a prime candidate for one of those DownGoesBrown obscure players with fantastic hockey names: http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=69022

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

I hope the Creator can top this though

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

I hope the Creator can top this though



Looks like a black velvet painting - which gives me an idea.
gently caress the outdoor games - let's have a yearly midnight black-light glow hockey game.

Lobsterboy
Aug 18, 2003

start smoking (what's up, gold?)

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Briere just lead to me tripping down memory lane to the 2006-07 Sabres. What a weird couple of years for that team.
And also a prime candidate for one of those DownGoesBrown obscure players with fantastic hockey names: http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=69022

Same draft, also famous for: http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=78651

RIP Clitsome, 205 nhl games.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Looks like a black velvet painting - which gives me an idea.
gently caress the outdoor games - let's have a yearly midnight black-light glow hockey game.

I've been wanting this for years. Have the boards light up when someone hits them.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
If LV doesn't get one of those fancy rear end light projection deals for their ice that makes the whole thing look like a giant slot machine then just contract the whole loving thing cause they're doing it all wrong. :colbert:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Duke Chin posted:

If LV doesn't get one of those fancy rear end light projection deals for their ice that makes the whole thing look like a giant slot machine then just contract the whole loving thing cause they're doing it all wrong. :colbert:

Any one of us on this thread could market this team better than how they actually will.

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
Vegas Vampires, with a fanged Steve Wynn for the mascot/logo.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Las Vegas Showgirls, with a headshot of Elizabeth Berkley as the logo

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Still legitimately excited to watch the expansion draft for the LV Craps

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

JawKnee posted:

Still legitimately excited to watch the expansion draft for the LV Craps

Just to see what a well-run hockey team looks like?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

grack posted:

Just to see what a well-run hockey team looks like?

haha :drat:

...yes

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
And now I made myself sad :saddowns:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Infidel Castro posted:

Any one of us on this thread could market this team better than how they actually will.

That's because we're actual hockey fans instead of :airquote:~~~business people~~~:airquote:

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna go to the event, and buy a hat if they're available.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
The Las Vegas Concussion Like Symptoms

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Teemu Pokemon posted:

T-5 days until the release date is pushed back

I got a mobile alert about a release date today and I had to run into this thread and check what date this post was referring to

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



pizza valentine posted:

I'm gonna go to the event, and buy a hat if they're available.

please locate the sin bin guy and place him in a trash can or dumpster

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

move the department of player safety to LV and make the spinning wheel of justice an actual thing

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


The Las Vegas Cow Boys (please don't sue us Jerry Jones)

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Has anyone said Las Vegas Raiders as a gently caress you to the Davis family yet?

edit: Yes, someone has. We have run out of jokes.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Nov 20, 2016

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

They are finally naming this dumb team tomorrow.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Las Vegas Meadows of Paradise

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Can we not do national identities anymore, I want an out of left field Scottish based team complete with pipes.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Can we not do national identities anymore, I want an out of left field Scottish based team complete with pipes.

The army didn't let him

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

ThinkTank posted:

They are finally naming this dumb team tomorrow.

Do you honestly believe that?

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Nail Rat posted:

Do you honestly believe that?

I wouldn't put it past Foley to pull a big sheet off a statue that says "NAME COMING 2017" and then just shrug to the crowd.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


ThinkTank posted:

I wouldn't put it past Foley to pull a big sheet off a statue that says "SEATTLE EAGLE KNIGHTS" and then just shrug to the crowd.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

I am ready to be wowed tomorrow.



That is, wowed by how bland and boring of a name they can come up with.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Maybe they'll just go with Bluebirds, it is the state bird...

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Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Maybe they'll just go with Bluebirds, it is the state bird...

The Las Vegas Desert Tortoise would be pretty rad actually.

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