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FactsAreUseless posted:If a mod explaining their actions clearly and reasonably makes you mad, you must be one severely brokebrain motherfucker. 
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Morningwoodpecker posted:If you think I'm either mad at internet hilarity or being serious you really are dumb enough to be up your eyeballs in greymarket jpegs.
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Morningwoodpecker posted:If you think I'm either mad at internet hilarity or being serious you really are dumb enough to be up your eyeballs in greymarket jpegs. lowtax is dealing in grey market ship funding for the forums, it stands to reason the mods are involved 
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FactsAreUseless posted:If a mod explaining their actions clearly and reasonably makes you mad, you must be one severely brokebrain motherfucker. Hi, welcome to Star Citizen.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Chris keeps sending them to me, and I don't know how to get rid of them. Have you tried flogging them to gullible nerds ?, it worked for CIG.
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Have you tried flogging them to gullible nerds ?, it worked for CIG.
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Nov 22, 2016 15:32
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I've only probated two people. One literally asked for it, and the other was Marching Powder. Beet's been on a bit of a probation kick but most of them feature pictures of Kayak so is that really a bad thing? Not to mention that most of them are also from the other thread where people have literally asked for it. Most of the moderation action from the last few days was from FAU and other mods, same with the QCS request. I know that at first glance it could look like Beet and I are channeling our inner Maul and putting all of you lowly plebes into your place beneath the heel of our boots, but we haven't been around long enough to even put our boots on let alone go stomping on people.  I'll address this once here, but I think arguing about/explaining moderation decisions in the thread is a bad look, so if you have any concerns I don't cover you can PM me about them: I've given six hour probations to a grand total of three people who didn't literally ask for one so they could have a picture of my dog in their rap sheet. Of those three, one was a poster deliberately trying to troll the thread with a lame gimmick, and two had shown up just to tell FAU he was an rear end in a top hat - something that's probably best kept to PMs if you really must. That's it. Any other probations I've given are from the "post here to get a picture of Kayak/Legman in your rap sheet" thread. There was a QCS thread that existed specifically for folks to go and bitch about things that happen here, and I asked a poster to take his grievances there because there was legit discussion going on (before it turned into a weird nightmare Autism Battle Arena). I actually love this dead gay thread, and have no intention of crushing anything under my bootheel, because Chris Roberts won't pony up a Bengal and I can't be bought for anything less than the best. If that still doesn't put your heart at ease, PM me or Beer.
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It never fails to amuse me how shitizens have this warped sense of what a schedule is and should be.
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Nov 22, 2016 15:37
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I keep reading 'FAU' as 'F4U' and it makes me happy. Pictured: F4U Corsair which is a real plane from the real WW2 which existed and can be played as in real computergames which also exist. .jpg/300px-Vought_F4U_Corsair_(USMC).jpg)
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Nov 22, 2016 15:38
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Well for five years they've either been given no schedule at all, or literally just "By Christmas for sure this time LOL" so you really can't blame them for being totally loving retarded about it.
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Nov 22, 2016 15:39
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FactsAreUseless posted:Yeah, but nobody believed I was 14. Ben Lesnick believes you. quote:And they get to have sex with thirteen year olds all the time. Instead of once or twice a month. #21,244  
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spacetoaster posted:Ben Lesnick believes you. And I'd like to point out that both those photos are of skinny Ben.
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Wait they are already almost a week behind their schedule for 2.6 when they had like a a week of wiggle room initially before they hit the holiday business exodus where nothing gets done till the next year?
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PhallicPhalanges posted:It never fails to amuse me how shitizens have this warped sense of what a schedule is and should be. Well, that was the plan: Croberts released the schedule with the statement: "it's all lies, lol". and they still bought it. he's like the trump of game development: everything is wrong but INN News Network News Network, and that other site, which released the REview of star citizen with features not even released yet.
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D1E posted:To all you folks still bitching about Derek being demodded and not being able to admit he was in the wrong and pay his measly $10 to come back, maybe Beer and Beet can randomly quote posts and comment "This. All of it." and occasionally throw out Two Weeks as a timeline for anything CIG does or for their eventual destruction. 
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Nov 22, 2016 15:41
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That chart was transparently fantasy land the second they released it. This was CIGs way of saying no 2.6 for Xmas.
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Nov 22, 2016 15:42
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Wait they are already almost a week behind their schedule for 2.6 when they had like a a week of wiggle room initially before they hit the holiday business exodus where nothing gets done till the next year? You gotta remember, the concept of giving even a tentative date for things is Crobber's own "Kobayashi Maru" - the fabled nerd thing where your spaceship can't win no matter what you do or whatever. I don't think you appreciate how hard this is for him.
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Beet Wagon posted:You gotta remember, the concept of giving even a tentative date for things is Crobber's own "Kobayashi Maru" - the fabled nerd thing where your spaceship can't win no matter what you do or whatever. I don't think you appreciate how hard this is for him. Of course crobets is so loving stupid that he doesn't realize that there is a way out of this scenario, its called stay on loving time you retard.
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Beet Wagon posted:nightmare Autism Battle Arena can we rename the subforum to this?
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Nov 22, 2016 15:46
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He's definitely no James T. Kirk.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Of course crobets is so loving stupid that he doesn't realize that there is a way out of this scenario, its called stay on loving time you retard. Well when you're already two years late, what's another couple weeks? Maybe he figures time is circular and if he's late enough it'll come back around and he'll be early.
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orcinus posted:Mission givers being worked on... while browsing through GIS of random people. What's "GIS?"
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Beet Wagon posted:Well when you're already two years late, what's another couple weeks? Maybe he figures time is circular and if he's late enough it'll come back around and he'll be early. Imagine 4 weeks on the edge of a cliff Richie Stardust posted:What's "GIS?" Google Image Search
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Richie Stardust posted:What's "GIS?" I think he meant JIFS.
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I don't think I have the power to change the subforum name, but "Derek Smart's Nightmare Autism Battle Arena" does have a p nice ring to it haha.
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PhallicPhalanges posted:It never fails to amuse me how shitizens have this warped sense of what a schedule is and should be. They're so loving dumb. CIG finally get corralled into showing a schedule and rather than fall at the first hurdle they trip over their own feet at the start line. I don't even know what CIG were thinking when they put it together, in fact... Hey CIG, let me give you a tip. If you're gonna put out a dumb fake schedule to encourage people to keep the faith maybe at least put in some short term deadlines which you can actually stick to. Like... Week 1 - Show backers current progress on Star Marine. Week 2 - Launch new concept jpeg #1048. Week 3 - Dumb ship XXY is will be flight ready. Week 4 - Further update on Star Marine progress. Week 6 - Release update 2.6 This gives you 4 weeks of actually doing what you said you would do, before the inevitable disappointment of further delaying Star Marine of course but at least you've built up some good will. God, I dread to think of how well this scam would go if it were being run by people who knew how to organise literally anything.
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Beet Wagon posted:Derek Smart's Nightmare Autism Battle Arena this needs to happen
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Beet Wagon posted:
What about the testicle guy? Aww man I miss him.
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Nov 22, 2016 15:55
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Could someone please sync these two?  I need this for a practical joke.
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Finally caught up with the thread, skimmed through like 3000 posts in the last 24h. lmao at people arguing with an admin who banned a fucker who says "jif" and hates pizza  Meanwhile at CIG:  Here's to 4 more years of this shitshow
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Truga posted:Finally caught up with the thread, skimmed through like 3000 posts in the last 24h. lmao at people arguing with an admin who banned a fucker who says "jif" and hates pizza They dragged in around 2.3M in the past four days. Amazing.
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Truga posted:Finally caught up with the thread, skimmed through like 3000 posts in the last 24h. lmao at people arguing with an admin who banned a fucker who says "jif" and hates pizza im glad of it
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Truga posted:Finally caught up with the thread, skimmed through like 3000 posts in the last 24h. lmao at people arguing with an admin who banned a fucker who says "jif" and hates pizza this thread is my safe-space and i never want it to end. i'll pledge to keep it going. 4 more years
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Ok, so my posts got lost in the flood of The Great Space Kerfuffle... Here is the breakdown and thoughts of the Holiday Live Stream (as I did with the Citcon demo, and the 3.0 demo) Beer and Beet, let me know what you think in the comments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJDaUS_ebLw Second, I need a computer person to explain this screeny that popped up as they were starting star marine on th stream: 
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Beet Wagon posted:I don't think I have the power to change the subforum name, but "Derek Smart's Nightmare Autism Battle Arena" does have a p nice ring to it haha. The Derek Smart Memorial Colosseum for the Mentally Ill
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alphabettitouretti posted:Moma which is your favourite star marine? 2014, 2015 or 2016? That was a good vintage, heady and sweet, with a dreamy finish. Full bodied hope-iness.
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ZenMaster posted:Second, I need a computer person to explain this screeny that popped up as they were starting star marine on th stream: Everything else is basically logging to tell the coders that something's either working or not working. Or both.
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