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Nucleic Acids posted:I will never understand people who like Sera. They can self-identify with a sociopathic 16-year-old chav that freezes or sets herself on fire?
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Zore posted:The Witcher is terrible, and I'm always honestly shocked people who like to clown on Bioware for lovely writing defend loving Geralt. Are you referring to the first game, or to The Witcher 3?
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Arcsquad12 posted:Are you referring to the first game, or to The Witcher 3? The first game was much worse, but The Witcher 3 is still real poo poo.
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Zore posted:The first game was much worse, but The Witcher 3 is still real poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRKLk5IqOyw
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Zore posted:The first game was much worse, but The Witcher 3 is still real poo poo. the wrongest opinion
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I have room for lots of opinions, but if you think a Dragon Age game is better than Witcher 3 you are probably suffering from some kind of mental illness.
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I don't think particularly highly of The Witcher games, and yeah, they're better than the Dragon Age series, which I'm somewhat fond of, to a ridiculous degree.
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Alain Post posted:I have room for lots of opinions, but if you think a Dragon Age game is better than Witcher 3 you are probably suffering from some kind of mental illness. I wasn't saying anything about Dragon Age? Just expressing surprise that goons were clowning on it and turning around to praise Witcher which is like.... loving terrible? Like I feel like people should totally make fun of the bad poo poo in Dragon Age, but the Witcher is chock full of dumb bullshit where women are just driven so crazy by how sexy Geralt is and he's the best sexer at sex and he's infertile ladies. Its absolutely creepy and cringe-inducing bullshit, much like the 'romance' scenes in Dragon Age/Mass Effect. But there are a fuckton more of them and they're really intrusive into the plot. Or the gameplay where you aggro an enemy of an arbitrary level higher than you so you start scratching them instead of doing damage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpT7qHnVxhs
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Zore posted:the Witcher is chock full of dumb bullshit where women are just driven so crazy by how sexy Geralt is and he's the best sexer at sex and he's infertile ladies. So you are just talking about Witcher 1 then, yes? The title even most Witcher fans agree was deeply flawed? Because that doesn't describe Witcher 3.
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Chomp8645 posted:So you are just talking about Witcher 1 then, yes? The title even most Witcher fans agree was deeply flawed? Yeah, sure it doesn't.
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I don't think there being a lot of sex in the Witcher 3 is equivalent to it being bad in the same way that it is in Bioware games.
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Zore posted:The first game was much worse, but The Witcher 3 is still real poo poo. lmao I just knew it that this thread would inevitably have a CDPR versus Bioware moment but come on
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there also wasn't a lot of sex in the witcher 3. like there was a fair amount and more than most video games, but it never really felt excessive in a game that lasts for over a hundred hours also it's loving excellent. Like every character felt fundamentally real, their emotions felt real. It's pretty incredible to be honest. Best game I've ever played, probably. The Iron Rose fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Nov 23, 2016 |
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Transmetropolitan posted:lmao They can both be poo poo. Like, disliking one does not mean the other is magically good. There is no scale that says 'CDPR/BIOWARE' and you have to like one and hate the other.
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Zore posted:They can both be poo poo. There is.
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If you're going to show Geralt naked at least do us the favor of showing us his real body. I mean you're gonna give us this poo poo it's only because you're ashamed of giving us the real goods 
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Zore posted:They can both be poo poo. It is also possible to dislike one and like the other though
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Having played the three Witcher games in order in a relatively short time, I can say that Geralt is a not very good character. He reminds me of the Gary Stu of an angry fourteen-year-old shut-in whose sole desire is to touch a boob. He bears too many similarities to Blade/Vash from Christian Humber Reloaded to convince me otherwise. That being said, there are enough redeeming qualities in Witcher 3 for me to look past all this and put it among the best games I've ever played.
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Geralt is my strong friend.
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who witches the watchmen???!
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Moola posted:who witches the watchmen???! Which witch watches the watchmen while witching?
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Witcher 3 is a real good game. Probably my favorite game of all time. Thanks for listening Mass Effect thread.
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Witcher 3 was an okay game that had a lot of flaws that I've kinda come to hate due to the weird cult that blossomed around it. See also: Undertale.
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Yeah man I also hate things as a reaction to my perception of a group of people who agree on something.
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but enough about rpg romances
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This game better have a flexible character creation system. If my PCs teeth don't extend and clip outside of their lips and deeply receded chin, I don't want to play them at all.
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Witcher 3 is a good game no matter what Geralt is like. Dragon Age 2 is not a good game because of what everything is like.
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Beefstew posted:Witcher 3 was an okay game that had a lot of flaws that I've kinda come to hate due to the weird cult that blossomed around it. See also: Undertale. I think I cut myself on this post.
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marshmallow creep posted:So many people butthurt about opinions in this thread. That reminds me of something my grandfather would say. "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them and they are often full of poo poo." He also said the prevent defense "prevented winning."
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Witcher 3 is good but I think I like Witcher 2 better. Both beat all of the Dragon Ages.Torgover posted:Having played the three Witcher games in order in a relatively short time, I can say that Geralt is a not very good character. He reminds me of the Gary Stu of an angry fourteen-year-old shut-in whose sole desire is to touch a boob. He bears too many similarities to Blade/Vash from Christian Humber Reloaded to convince me otherwise. I haven't read the books but I understand this was sort of the original intention with Geralt - a send-up of Elric-alike moody broody anti-heroes with special snowflake hair and special snowflake fighting styles.
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Trast posted:Which witch watches the watchmen while witching? get out of here witcher!
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Lt. Danger posted:Witcher 3 is good but I think I like Witcher 2 better. Both beat all of the Dragon Ages. I'm sorry, game where the final boss is unbeatable if you were unfortunate enough to build as a spellcaster is not better than DA:O. Oh and remember kids, no respecs because being cornered in a terrible build is really fun. Edit: Actually thinking about it, you could do this to yourself in DA:O but the game was so moddable that it never really ended up being an issue.
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Lt. Danger posted:Witcher 3 is good but I think I like Witcher 2 better. Both beat all of the Dragon Ages. He is. He's moody, grumpy and no one really likes him. The only reason he has so much sex is because he's disease-free and infertile. In the games, though, you don't really get his kind of hyperbolic, holier-than-thou, angsty inner monologue though.
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Yorkshire Tea posted:I'm sorry, game where the final boss is unbeatable if you were unfortunate enough to build as a spellcaster is not better than DA:O. Never had a problem with my magic Geralt build. I wouldn't say the Witchers have particularly good mechanics but by god are they still better than the turgid sludge of Dragon Age combat.
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Witcher 3 wasn't a good game and I will never understand the praise it got.
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Ugh all this witchery talk. Someone go back to talking about aliens they want to bone please
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