Dad gay so what is on a forums rampage

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Kosher Pickup Line: Jan 10, 2008; Hair Elf

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Bubsy 3-D 2 Deep 4 Me: Sep 24, 2013; Young Orc

I'd die for dad and i hope you would, too

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

What happened

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

is he the gay dad or the nonchalant son?

# ? Nov 23, 2016 15:56

Prude: Nov 28, 2010; by Reene

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

is he the gay dad or the nonchalant son?

it's like the holy trinity but only two and gay

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

i guess he could be the gay son of a gay dad who is also a dad who has a son who doesn't care if his dad is gay, that would be cool

# ? Nov 23, 2016 15:57

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

We believe in one son, DGSW,
the only Son of Dad,
eternally begotten of the Father,
Dad from Dad, Gay from Gay,
true Dad from true Dad,
begotten, not made, one in Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation,
he came down from probation:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he was born of the Fat Mom, and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Spanish Manlove;
he suffered, died, and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in fulfillment of the Forum Rules;
he ascended into GBS
and is seated at the right hand of the Dad.
He will come again in glory to judge
the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.

Hosanna in the highest

# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:01

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

ElGroucho posted:

We believe in one son, DGSW,
the only Son of Dad,
eternally begotten of the Father,
Dad from Dad, Gay from Gay,
true Dad from true Dad,
begotten, not made, one in Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation,
he came down from probation:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he was born of the Fat Mom, and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Spanish Manlove;
he suffered, died, and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in fulfillment of the Forum Rules;
he ascended into GBS
and is seated at the right hand of the Dad.
He will come again in glory to judge
the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.

Hosanna in the highest

Amen.

We will now pass the collection plate.

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

gaymen

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

dad gay if you are reading this i am with you

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

gaymen

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

what is dad may never die

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Parallax Scroll posted:

mods please let him do his thing

yeah please

whatever he's gonna do, it's gonna be funny

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Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

he is a wild animal and should be free to roam the earth as he sees fit imo

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Hell Yeah posted:

dad gay if you are reading this i am with you

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Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Hell Yeah posted:

dad gay if you are reading this i am with you

I miss him....

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Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Can someone check with the mods how much probation time I would get for forbidden meats?

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

gaymen

hth posted:

# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

The mods keep lockign him up, not realizing that by demonixing him they are creating an animal. an animal that they cannot control

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Kill his children

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Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

He's like one of 3 people on my ignore list. I wish it hid the threads he posts, too.

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

I actually fux with DGSW heavily even though I tell him to get sucked every so often.

Just let him go about on his rampage until he goes back on a wine bender, as is his custom. He'll go away soon enough.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 17:56

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Nocheez posted:

He's like one of 3 people on my ignore list. I wish it hid the threads he posts, too.

You don't have to click on his threads

# ? Nov 23, 2016 18:02

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Nocheez posted:

He's like one of 3 people on my ignore list. I wish it hid the threads he posts, too.

Ignore list? Mods ban this chump

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

More like the Posters I have Been Defeated By List

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WcWHZc8s2I

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

More like the Posters I have Been Defeated By List

Hahahaha

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shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

More like the Posters I have Been Defeated By List

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

shoophobo posted:

war...
war never changes...

i thought the helmet would say 'mods is murder'

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

More like the Posters I have Been Defeated By List

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

hth posted:

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Mr. Carrier Pigeon: Aug 22, 2013; Those birds certainly know what they're doin'!

*drops a bag full of severed cocks at feet*

Great post, OP! I brought you your favorite snack as a reward!

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mr. Carrier Pigeon posted:

*drops a bag full of severed cocks at feet*

Great post, OP! I brought you your favorite snack as a reward!

Now this is a great threadshit.

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soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

make something awful forums gay again

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naem: May 29, 2011

dad gay is a national treasure

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The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

I'd call him more of a regional cryptid curiosity, but I see your point.

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Jamoke: Feb 13, 2010; HAMDINGERS

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dreadspork: Jun 25, 2005; Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.

hth posted:

what is dad may never die

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house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

He doesn't seem to be taking this new form of GBS very well

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