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I hope the spoiler is: it wasn't her bike
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 03:06 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:03 |
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I dunno man, this was reported by a bunch of major news outlets. Maybe truth is stranger than stdh?
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 03:18 |
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ElGroucho posted:I hope the spoiler is: it wasn't her bike I remember when that picture started making its rounds. I'm pretty sure it's true and happened in Vancouver.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 03:18 |
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ElGroucho posted:I'm not sure being a 19 year old trust fund "entrepreneur" is anything to show off Anyone who self-identifies as an entrepreneur is either into MLM or trying to look important/professional/successful, or both. People without attention-seeking tendencies just say things like "I run a small restaurant" or "I started an investment group" or "I'm a small business owner."
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:33 |
GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Anyone who self-identifies as an entrepreneur is either into MLM or trying to look important/professional/successful, or both. People without attention-seeking tendencies just say things like "I run a small restaurant" or "I started an investment group" or "I'm a small business owner." Has anyone ever figured out a definite meaning of "entrepreneur" in terms of when people call themselves that? It feels like they're people who just try stupid scams and get-rich-quick schemes, or try to sell some kind of branded muscle cream.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:55 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Has anyone ever figured out a definite meaning of "entrepreneur" in terms of when people call themselves that? It feels like they're people who just try stupid scams and get-rich-quick schemes, or try to sell some kind of branded muscle cream. It used to mean "enterprising, motivated person taking on the challenge of starting his or her own business," but MLMs and gurus stole it and added "who is better than everyone not starting a business/in my MLM because those losers just don't want it enough to succeed and thus won't ever drive fancy cars or take lavish vacations or be their own bosses, they'll just keep working their 9 to 5 until they die."
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 17:33 |
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These things happen
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 17:43 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:It used to mean "enterprising, motivated person taking on the challenge of starting his or her own business," but MLMs and gurus stole it and added "who is better than everyone not starting a business/in my MLM because those losers just don't want it enough to succeed and thus won't ever drive fancy cars or take lavish vacations or be their own bosses, they'll just keep working their 9 to 5 until they die." See also : Hustle (including motivational quotes superimposed on Wolf of Wall Street scenes)
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 20:51 |
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It may be fake but it's art:
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 21:17 |
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Hoping its true.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:21 |
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That seems 100% plausible to me, based on my experience of six-year-olds.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:22 |
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Dogfish posted:That seems 100% plausible to me, based on my experience of six-year-olds. Actually the exclamation marks and the spelling look pretty legit... but do six-year-olds have such neat hand-writing? I know I didn't but
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:28 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Actually the exclamation marks and the spelling look pretty legit... but do six-year-olds have such neat hand-writing? I know I didn't but I'm 29 and I don't even have handwriting that good.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:36 |
Jerry Cotton posted:It may be fake but it's art: Actually, this happened to a friend of mine.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:41 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Actually the exclamation marks and the spelling look pretty legit... but do six-year-olds have such neat hand-writing? I know I didn't but Looks quite a bit like my six-year-old nephew's handwriting.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:55 |
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Yeah but what kid can spell toilet but not 'to'? No kid would spell it tu (unless they're bilingual).
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 23:50 |
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Look at the "p" in "special" and then look at the "p" in "pooped" Nice try, internet person
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:01 |
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I have no difficulty believing that a kid whose first attempt at "pooped" was spelled "puupt" would write "tu" for "to," but who knows.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:12 |
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I'm mixed on that stdh; my mom taught first grade for over 40 years and I've seen a LOT of 6-7 year old handwriting, and that is pretty much exactly what it looks like. But stuff like "pooped" being spelled both correctly and incorrectly makes me unsure.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:19 |
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life is killing me posted:Speaking of which what the poo poo is the owner of a company doing at the front desk and how would you even begin to own a company at 19 unless you were a child prodigy or your daddy gave it to you Silver, my friend. It knows how to sing in all languages.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:22 |
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Ytlaya posted:I'm mixed on that stdh; my mom taught first grade for over 40 years and I've seen a LOT of 6-7 year old handwriting, and that is pretty much exactly what it looks like. But stuff like "pooped" being spelled both correctly and incorrectly makes me unsure. writes it incorrectly, asks an adult or companion how to spell it, rewrites correct spelling beneath The handwriting was more suspect to me than that part, but maybe the 6 year olds i know just have really subpar fine motor skillz
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:32 |
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Cokequote:This troper, as the only female child and the youngest, will NEVER complain to her father about her boyfriend - unless he actually deserves it. This is because my father traveled across the country, in less than 12 hours to go annihilate the unfortunate bastard that put one of his little sisters in the emergency room. His now ex-wife was the victim of a glare so withering she stopped talking to him for three days afterward (she dared to ask why he was taking all of their savings). The idiot in question was beat severely about the head and shoulders with a full, old-fashioned, glass bottle of Coke for the following reasons: Beating up on little sister, making my father travel cross-country to kick his rear end, threatening said little sister's twin within earshot and MAKING HIM WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD COKE HE JUST PAID FOR. Lesson: Don't hurt a Marine's little sister. Dates quote:This troper has given If You Ever Do Anything To Hurt Her speeches to potential dates... for herself. It usually goes along the lines of "If you ever rape me, I'll break into your house while you're sleeping, have you bound and gagged, cut off circulation to all four of your limbs and then have them sawed off. I will then proceed to burn and brand every single crime you have done to me onto every inch of available flesh, and then I will gouge out your eyes and cut off your tongue. I'll flagellate you until your back is covered with accentuatingly lovely pinstripes, and rip out your kidneys. And then I'll castrate you. Understood?" This troper would like to add that she doesn't get many dates. Cheating quote:This Troper is not very physically imposing. However, he is known for a cool demeanor and a near-sociopathic view of extreme violence (despite his religious background.) He has a stock If You Ever Do Anything To Hurt Her (or him in this case) to his various friends' new girlfriends that goes something like this, "If you even think about cheating on him, your parents will receive an anonymous package containing two of your severed fingers. If you try to hurt anyone I care about, they will never find your body." To this day, This Troper has never needed to carry through, most likely because the recipients of such a phrase know to a certainty that I will carry through with the threats without so much as a hesitation. Hamlet quote:This troper has delivered two such speeches. One made the violence explicit - vowing to garrotte the man in question with his own intestines - and the other did not - merely saying the words "I will drop the hammer on you like the fist of an angry God". The first relationship is still going. The second is not. In other news, the sinner in the second suffered a rather unpleasant and unsightly broken nose just days before he was scheduled to play the lead in Hamlet. How sad. Bat quote:This troped delieved it to his twin sister's only boyfriend. She's a total cloud cuckoolander, and I'm known among the school to be extremly protective of her, to the point that I once gave a man taller than myself (I am six feet two inches) two broken ribs for trying to take advantage of her. Her boyfriend was rightly terrified when I cornered him in the locker room holding a cricket bat. Oh how we laugh about that now. Marine quote:This Troper's cousin, a Marine officer, once discouraged the worthless ex-boyfriend who'd gotten another cousin addicted to drugs from trying to rekindle his relationship with her by pointing out that 1) the US government had trained him expertly in killing people 2) he was in command of approximately 150 Recon Marines 3) all of whom would be willing to give my cousin an alibi, and some of whom would cheerfully volunteer to do the killing themselves. Nunnery quote:In an attempt to avoid actually giving the speech, this Troper forced his sister into a reluctant state of Nunnery. Partly because nobody else in the family will give the speech and if she brought a boyfriend to a family gathering he'd never, ever want to come within three states of us ever again. For example: A cousin of my father brought her (then new) boyfriend to Thanksgiving, and my drunk uncle went up to him and went "I bet you'd taste good with barbecue sauce." Needless to say my grandmother has threatened us with death if we pick on the poor man again... that is until last Thanksgiving when he didn't even say "hi" to my grandmother. I made the suggestion we get a giant sign that says "We love Al!" In front of the house and my uncle made the official game that we have to reference barbecue sauce as much as possible around him. This Easter's gonna be fun~ Papercuts quote:This troper is very, very ready to invoke this trope, but has yet to find the chance to do it when the offending party is alone. A girl (a Vitriolic Best Bud who is slowly losing more and more favour with this troper) is dating a good buddy of hers. Now, said girl is revealing herself to be quite the horny whore, and sadly she's slowly infecting her boyfriend. To top it all off, said girl is egging on another good friend of this troper's (who's becoming a Dogged Nice Guy at the same rate as this troper hating the girl more and more). This troper doesn't like this. So, as soon as she gets the chance, she's going to take the girl aside and threaten to break into her house, bind and gag her, torture her with papercuts in the webs of her hands and lemon juice (or something equally painful), bash her head in with whatever books she can get a hold of, rip up and burn her "designer" apparel and accessories while she's conscious, and then hang her upside down from her ceiling if she emotionally hurts both or either one of them. She may improvise more, and say it like Heath Ledger's rendition of the Joker to instill more fear.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 09:14 |
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Burn TV Tropes to the ground.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 09:36 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Burn TV Tropes to the ground. Seriously, every time you think they can't reach a new level of broken and delusional, they prove you wrong.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 09:38 |
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Why is it always the marines when you want to underscore how
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 09:57 |
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I like how in these stories that totally happened, none of the people driving across the country to kick someone's rear end are immediately sent to prison. And where can I get a car that can take me across a country in 12 hours? Also in the ones where the relationship is still going and they credit it to their scary speech, I really doubt their girlfriend's fat brother trying to talk like the joker is the reason - they probably just have a good relationship.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 10:48 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Now, said girl is revealing herself to be quite the horny whore, and sadly she's slowly infecting her boyfriend. Girl likes sex ???!!! WHOOORE
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 10:59 |
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What actually happened: everyone watched Breaking Bad.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 12:45 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Burn TV Tropes to the ground. Indeed. I think Cheating may be the stupidest entry yet.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 13:00 |
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Khazar-khum posted:In an attempt to avoid actually giving the speech, this Troper forced his sister into a reluctant state of Nunnery. Partly because nobody else in the family will give the speech and if she brought a boyfriend to a family gathering he'd never, ever want to come within three states of us ever again. For example: A cousin of my father brought her (then new) boyfriend to Thanksgiving, and my drunk uncle went up to him and went "I bet you'd taste good with barbecue sauce." Needless to say my grandmother has threatened us with death if we pick on the poor man again... that is until last Thanksgiving when he didn't even say "hi" to my grandmother. I made the suggestion we get a giant sign that says "We love Al!" In front of the house and my uncle made the official game that we have to reference barbecue sauce as much as possible around him. This Easter's gonna be fun~ Haha. Troper witnesses his drunk uncle hitting on someone's boyfriend and completely misunderstands.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:43 |
System Metternich posted:Why is it always the marines when you want to underscore how "My dad is in the Air Force. If you do anything to hurt me, he'll fix up another dude's car so he can drive to your house and beat you up."
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 03:42 |
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RNG posted:Haha. Troper witnesses his drunk uncle hitting on someone's boyfriend and completely misunderstands. Lol. That is exactly what I was thinking. The rest of them obviously never happened, but are still totally disturbing, especially compared to the usual mundane as hell stuff they make up. genetic_knockout has a new favorite as of 07:15 on Nov 27, 2016 |
# ? Nov 27, 2016 04:59 |
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Barbeque sauce? How threatening
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 05:46 |
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Tired Moritz posted:Barbeque sauce? How threatening It is if they plan on actually grilling. If they've got a pit full of charcoal and foil, well, what can I say
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 11:51 |
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Khazar-khum posted:It is if they plan on actually grilling. If they've got a pit full of charcoal and foil, well, what can I say You're gonna have to rephrase in the form of 3 select Troper tales, sorry.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 19:17 |
I think the word "troper" is the only clue that some people can pick up on when trying to determine if a story is STDH or plausible.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 19:29 |
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All troper tales are so poorly written I can't understand what the gently caress the author is trying to say anyway.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 11:55 |
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West007 posted:All troper tales are so poorly written I can't understand what the gently caress the author is trying to say anyway. I don't understand the need to refer to themselves in the third person, and their inability to convey which person in the story 'he' or 'she' is actually referring to (is it the author, or one of the fictitious characters?) means I have to read each sentence multiple times in order to get even a basic idea of what's going on. And then I give up. It's amongst the worst creative writing I've ever read.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 12:32 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:
I think it was some dumb rule where you weren't allowed to write about yourself but writing 'This Troper' meant you weren't writing about yourself anymore, although I can't find anything to back that up anywhere now.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 12:39 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:03 |
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Yes, that was exactly the reason for it. It's really dumb.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 13:58 |