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Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
i like my coffee like i like my gas, pumped by the gallon right into my rear



gasoline is clear and therefore by definition is not coffee

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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Mad Wack posted:

hahaha hows your fukken grapefruit beans you fancy boy

effervescent?

are you carbonating your coffee?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Cat Face Joe posted:

ive never had bad gas station coffee

Red_Fred
Oct 21, 2010


Fallen Rib

This makes no loving sense

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Red_Fred posted:

This makes no loving sense

You don't know anything about coffee.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
my gf looks at me weird when i get two scales and a thermapen out to make coffee

sipping some good coffee right now

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


just got to work. gonna brew some office coffee.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i knew something was wrong with the coffee today by the color. turns out it was some "special" garbo someone brought in. dumped it out and made real stuff

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Cat Face Joe posted:

i knew something was wrong with the coffee today by the color. turns out it was some "special" garbo someone brought in. dumped it out and made real stuff

what color was it?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


did it glow in the dark?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



prefect posted:

what color was it?

it had a more reddish tone than our regular stuff

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

my gf looks at me weird when i get two scales and a thermapen out to make coffee

sipping some good coffee right now

in college i bought a french press and a thermometer and my housemates thought i was bougie as gently caress.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cat Face Joe posted:

it had a more reddish tone than our regular stuff

This happened a few weeks ago but it turns out the coffee was actually good, weird

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

c beans s: cappuccino from the flavia machine at work

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
my parents like to reuse the same aeropress filter for days at a stretch vēv

someone at the office here was griping about being out of coffee, even though there are several bags of dece seeds

turns out they were just out of starbucks pike place roast lol, because they only like dark roasts

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

maniacdevnull posted:

c beans s: cappuccino from the flavia machine at work

based on past experience flavia is the lowest tier of office coffee

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mad Wack posted:

based on past experience flavia is the lowest tier of office coffee

can confirm

Alzabo
Oct 23, 2002

You watched it, you can't unwatch it.

Cocoa Crispies posted:

turns out they were just out of starbucks pike place roast lol, because they only like dark roasts

did you tell them they are wrong?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Alzabo posted:

did you tell them they are wrong?

no, if someone likes bad coffee that just means more good coffee for me

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Mad Wack posted:

based on past experience flavia is the lowest tier of office coffee

No, i can assure you the previous stuff was way worse. It's not half bad really

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

maniacdevnull posted:

No, i can assure you the previous stuff was way worse. It's not half bad really

it's two steps down from keurig and not even on the same spectrum as the bean hooper -> single cup coffee machines.

having been previously spoiled with good office coffee, it's pretty detestable. a significant number of my colleagues go to a coffee shop and pay money to avoid it.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
two wrods

black coffee

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
just had some philz

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Need coffee, cannot get out of bed to make coffee. Help.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

maniacdevnull posted:

Need coffee, cannot get out of bed to make coffee. Help.

use the memories of previous cups of coffee to motivate yourself

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


woke up. had coffee. went for a run. having more coffee now with some poached eggs and toast.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

ground with a coarse grind, aeropressed with the able disc filter, and dang this was great today

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
folgers. :smith:

bless my mother-in-law's heart.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Had instant coffee from a rest stop vending machine today













still better than Starbucks

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
Home with the folks, had some locally roasted beans with lunch.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Podima posted:

folgers. :smith:

bless my mother-in-law's heart.

If you didn't constantly, consciously alter your aesthetic sensibility to goosestep in time with Howard Schultz, Tim Cook, and Karl-Johan Persson, you might live a happier and more frugal life like your mother-in-law and other people capable of enjoying things they haven't overpaid for.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

at the date posted:

If you didn't constantly, consciously alter your aesthetic sensibility to goosestep in time with Howard Schultz, Tim Cook, and Karl-Johan Persson, you might live a happier and more frugal life like your mother-in-law and other people capable of enjoying things they haven't overpaid for.

folgers is p bad though

but they have cool jingles so they're alright

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


leper khan posted:

folgers is p bad though

but they have cool jingles so they're alright

me every morning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSW1m83GqzY

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



having coffee

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

My girlfriend keeps sending me pictures of her coffee production ever since I bought her a grinder and a press. Japanese people are from another planet.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Knuc U Kinte posted:

My girlfriend keeps sending me pictures of her coffee production ever since I bought her a grinder and a press. Japanese people are from another planet.

Sounds v yospos imho

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Knuc U Kinte posted:

My girlfriend keeps sending me pictures of her coffee production ever since I bought her a grinder and a press. Japanese people are from another planet.

Wrong, fucko

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Morning beans with the family

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
new coffee machine has been delivered. i have to actually plug it in and put water and coffee in it and so forth, though

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