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Thank you, please keep 'em coming.
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 19:52 |
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quote:Gonna just rip this bandaid off: I've been selling my wife's breastmilk without her knowledge and using the money to buy drugs. I am not a good person. People shouldn't have to sell breast milk to buy weed #legalizeit quote:I have a fetish for women's shoes. I was up at 5 am today for black Friday shopping to get good deals on said shoes. I keep them in a hidden closet in my basement. A few times a week I go down there and do my thing to the shoes.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 00:13 |
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loquacius posted:My wife decided breastfeeding was the only way to go. I was fine with it because I don't really have an opinion on formula vs breastfeeding, plus I figured her boobs would get bigger if she was breastfeeding (they did) and I love me some tig ol' biddies. Well, what I didnt expect is that I'd end up loving loving it. I'm not gonna get into too much details but yeah, shits delicious and hot. Well, things devolved to the point where we were pumping some out so that I could use it as creamer in my coffee. My secret confession is that I break into this guy's house and jack off into the breast milk he uses for his coffee.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 00:22 |
"Consumed by their own desires" sounds like a super intense setup for some really gut wrenching tragedy, but when it's "I wanna lick a shoe" it's just too pathetic to be tragic.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 00:22 |
Buttcoin purse posted:My secret confession is that I break into this guy's house and jack off into the breast milk he uses for his coffee. Very disrespectful to his milkwife imo, he could end up devorced.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 00:23 |
Lol, have you seen Phil's wife? What a cow!
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 00:25 |
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Hey free weed guys *secretly sells wife's milk to internet strangers*
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 01:11 |
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so the wife is fine with him using breastmilk in his coffee, but would divorce him for selling it online to pay for drugs? talk about a double standard!
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 03:23 |
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Buttcoin purse posted:My secret confession is that I break into this guy's house and jack off into the breast milk he uses for his coffee. What do you do to
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 04:32 |
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Breast milk is at least made specifically for humans to drink. It's weird, but drinking other animal's milk is weird too. Now sucking milk out of your pregnant wife's tits while you're loving is a fetish I can understand, but squirting it in your coffee and selling it to people is hosed up.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 04:33 |
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Those are two great confessions, but I want to call out the second one for being fake. A UK goon would never simply state, "Happy Thanksgiving", under any circumstance, without also adding some obligatory cheeky but derisive remark about the US
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 04:58 |
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Clockwerk posted:Those are two great confessions, but I want to call out the second one for being fake. A UK goon would never simply state, "Happy Thanksgiving", under any circumstance, without also adding some obligatory cheeky but derisive remark about the US this is a pretty drat good point
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 05:00 |
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Sjs00 posted:What do you do to I'm his dealer, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 05:04 |
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Dammit jastiger
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 05:08 |
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Human breast milk tastes watered down and bad compared to cow milk. You'd have to be a real idiot to bother buying it from creeps on the internet. e: also putting milk in your coffee is stupid.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 06:33 |
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quote:I used to work at a warehouse where they sold Apple products like iPhones, and my confession is that I stole a couple. quote:When I was young, I had a dream to work in a specific job field. It's one that's relatively easy to get into with nothing but a high school diploma or a GED. The only downside is that to get in with one of the good companies, a lot of people have to work for a lovely company for a while to get the experience, then hire on with a good employer.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:50 |
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Bro you only sent out 40 applications per year, that's not a lot at all
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:03 |
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Pay someone to write your resume goon. I spent a few hundred and it was the best money I ever spent.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:17 |
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Phone thief risking getting arrested and fired for $400. But stealing is totally justified because those companies are mean.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:21 |
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The Management posted:Phone thief risking getting arrested and fired for $400. But stealing is totally justified because those companies are mean. It is morally good to steal from multinational corporations It's just dumb to risk legal consequences
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:23 |
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Anybody know what job Mr.Unhirable is talking about? loquacius posted:It's a relatively prominent job, too, so I see it (or hear it) every day.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:36 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:It is morally good to steal from multinational corporations Should everyone steal based on their convictions?
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:45 |
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The Management posted:Should everyone steal based on their convictions? If those convictions involve stealing from billion dollar corporations, yes
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:47 |
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Lou Takki posted:Pay someone to write your resume goon. I spent a few hundred and it was the best money I ever spent. lmao you got scammed so loving hard
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:21 |
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The Management posted:Should everyone steal based on their convictions? Great Username/post combo
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:42 |
The Management posted:Should everyone steal based on their convictions? No, but I find it pretty hard to feel bad for a company that makes record profits by using suppliers in third-world countries that have to install safety netting because there are too goddamn many employees throwing themselves off the building in an effort to end their miserable serfdom.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:54 |
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bradzilla posted:lmao you got scammed so loving hard Or use LinkedIn. That poo poo is like honey to flies if you have securities registrations or tech degrees.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 19:20 |
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Gimbal lock posted:Anybody know what job Mr.Unhirable is talking about? Theme park mascot
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 19:25 |
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Apple steals from people everyday by selling tech thats 10x worth it's actual value.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 20:05 |
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Imagine how lovely you must have to be to spend 5 years doing only 3 applications a month and think that you were trying hard enough.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 20:56 |
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The Management posted:Should everyone steal based on their convictions? wealthy people steal from their employees pretty much every minute of every day so I don't see what the problem is here
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 21:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Breast milk is at least made specifically for humans to drink. It's weird, but drinking other animal's milk is weird too. Now sucking milk out of your pregnant wife's tits while you're loving is a fetish I can understand, but squirting it in your coffee and selling it to people is hosed up. Actually I think a lot of women sell breast milk to other mothers who wish not to breast feed but are adverse to formula! However, I do agree it's weird for an adult to buy and consume breast milk...
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 01:22 |
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Jose posted:i'm the infamous finding of life nobody has heard of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_lander_biological_experiments Some of them did come up positive for what they would expect to be evidence of life, but were ultimately determined false as they were just normal chemical reactions with the inert Martian soil.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 02:07 |
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quote:I have really bad issues with understanding what is and is not acceptable, especially as a kid. Noting with that, my story is this; quote:When I was a kid, I was in a rowboat with my literally-autistic friend on the Indian River Lagoon. We rowed toward shore, and built up a little steam.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 22:26 |
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loquacius posted:Ship story Is this the all time worst storyteller in these threads? It is for me
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 22:32 |
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Unless the ship is a metaphor for butt sex, in which case the story kind of makes sense Still don't understand the autism detail nor the capitalization of THAT
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 22:34 |
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I have no loving clue what that confession means.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 22:35 |
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Seashell Salesman posted:I have no loving clue what
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 22:36 |
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Seashell Salesman posted:I have no loving clue what that confession means. Confessor was sitting on the boat with the edge of the boat between their buttcheeks and when the boat suddenly ran aground it ripped their butthole.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 22:39 |
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the tensile butthole strength story MUST be a metaphor for something i don't want to hear about
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