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PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Horseshoe theory posted:

So, what's the deal with the College Football Overtime starting at the opponent's 25 yard line?

its cool and better than the NFL sudden-death rule

you can get previously low-scoring games where teams put up 50 combined points in overtime, it's rad

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Chelb posted:

oh that's nice

i just got a REAL LAPTOP

I prefer a laptop that doesnt make me use Internet Explorer to install chrome though :smugbird:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEfftVsyk_c

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Horseshoe theory posted:

So, what's the deal with the College Football Overtime starting at the opponent's 25 yard line?

College overtime is the one true overtime.

Basically red zone drills to see who wins.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

PupsOfWar posted:

its cool and better than the NFL sudden-death rule

you can get previously low-scoring games where teams put up 50 combined points in overtime, it's rad

the nfl's rule is fine imo

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/kennyg/status/802577740180418569

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Volkerball posted:

the nfl's rule is fine imo

NFL judges teams entirely on their win loss record over 16 games. Allowing ties is stupid.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

anyway everyone's doomed forever now that alabama doesn't play boring dadball anymore

they will crush every team into dust and ashes
they will kick over our revel fires and scatter us into the silent hills

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mustached Demon posted:

NFL judges teams entirely on their win loss record over 16 games. Allowing ties is stupid.

Asking players in the NFL to play a half or more of football after regulation is unfair to them. They've got 16 games in a season not including playoffs, and none of them are against san diego community college

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
My usc friend and i look forward to usc losing to Clemson tonight

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Volkerball posted:

Asking players in the NFL to play a half or more of football after regulation is unfair to them. They've got 16 games in a season not including playoffs, and none of them are against san diego community college

Or do college rules and avoid stupid ties completely.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Gin and Juche posted:

My usc friend and i look forward to usc losing to Clemson tonight

usc plays notre dame today, friend

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mustached Demon posted:

Or do college rules and avoid stupid ties completely.

no

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/802327573690744832

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

if two nfl teams get through 15 minutes without scoring in sudden-death, just make the kickers kick field-goals from the 25 until somebody misses, like in soccer

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Randler posted:

Sounds like somebody needs to :gitgud:

whether you see yourself as thanatos or lazarus the delusion is the same. bodies crumble, but death lacks its sting as the violence repeats itself over and over. rip, never

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

PupsOfWar posted:

if two nfl teams get through 15 minutes without scoring in sudden-death, just make the kickers kick field-goals from the 25 until somebody misses, like in soccer

what a horrible idea.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

PupsOfWar posted:

if two nfl teams get through 15 minutes without scoring in sudden-death, just make the kickers kick field-goals from the 25 until somebody misses, like in soccer

They should play sudden death to a finish.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
hillary clinton, having achieved political disgrace, retreats into the dense woods to live out the rest of their life in a hunter-gatherer fashion

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Horseshoe theory posted:

They should play sudden death to a finish.

in the case of no team being able to score, the first team to have a player die loses.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


They should just do away with the pads and the balls and the endzones and have the players just beat the living poo poo out of eachother. Have I mentioned I'm a big fan of the UFC?

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

the backup quarterbacks play 11 rounds of chessboxing to decide the game

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Volkerball posted:

in the case of no team being able to score, the first team to have a player die loses.

London Prize Ring Rules, I like it.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
upon a tie, a button is pressed by the head referee. the field shakes and clatters, then the earth roars open. a giant chessboard takes the field's place. Now the players on each team must play Battle Chess to determine the victor.

e: dang beaten

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



i tried to find that "nothing gets past this guy" comic to use on facebook and came across this bullshit

https://www.reddit.com/r/sorceryofthespectacle/

it's like the dark enlightenment slept with david icke and then dropped the baby on its head

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

If you're going to fantasize why not go full DaD chat and make them debate economic policy?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Matoi Ryuko posted:

They should just do away with the pads and the balls and the endzones and have the players just beat the living poo poo out of eachother. Have I mentioned I'm a big fan of the UFC?

you'd probably like aussie rules

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Volkerball posted:

you'd probably like aussie rules



I do actually.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

RuanGacho posted:

If you're going to fantasize why not go full DaD chat and make them debate economic policy?

Woody Hayes punched guys who disagreed with him politically all the time, so it's old hat.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I do actually.

i'd like it a lot more of the suns weren't garbage.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Horseshoe theory posted:

Woody Hayes punched guys who disagreed with him politically all the time, so it's old hat.

So is the NFL but that doesn't seem to stop them from being insanely popular and avoiding taxes.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

RuanGacho posted:

If you're going to fantasize why not go full DaD chat and make them debate economic policy?

if it's tied at end of regulation, the players achieve class consciousness, put aside their differences, and band together in solidarity for a final assault against NFL management

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

RuanGacho posted:

So is the NFL but that doesn't seem to stop them from being insanely popular and avoiding taxes.

That's because they use shell companies to rent the stadiums to themselves, eliminating the team income (unless you're the Jags or Rams, in which case it's because no one wants to watch you).

Rodatose posted:

if it's tied at end of regulation, the players achieve class consciousness, put aside their differences, and band together in solidarity for a final assault against NFL management

They are then promptly machine gunned down while Robert Kraft cackles from behind the parameter.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

PupsOfWar posted:

usc plays notre dame today, friend

I think youre confusing pepsi for coca cola, friend

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
It's still my favorite thing that Tony the Tiger's twitter has to make statements about not tweeting Furry Porn at him

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...k&ICID=ref_fark


It's the best


THE




BEST

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Hollismason posted:

It's still my favorite thing that Tony the Tiger's twitter has to make statements about not tweeting Furry Porn at him

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...k&ICID=ref_fark


It's the best


THE




BEST

I think you mean "IT'S GRRRRRRREEEEEEEAT!"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
No I mean it's the best

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


Horseshoe theory posted:

So, what's the deal with the College Football Overtime starting at the opponent's 25 yard line?

it's because college football is actually good

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

shrike82 posted:

With a UNSC comprising of Trump, Putin, May, Le Pen, Jinping, it seems like a stunning repudiation of globalism

Grouchio posted:

I am surprisingly okay with this.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
go figure dadchat prefers the exploitative forced labor league. nothing like watching those serfs go out and compete.

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Rodatose posted:

hillary clinton, having achieved political disgrace, retreats into the dense woods to live out the rest of their life in a hunter-gatherer fashion

She'll have the last laugh when society crumbles and she already knows how to live off the land

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