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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin
This thread has been an unexpectedly compelling argument for having friends with diverse skin tones.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

trapped mouse posted:

This one totally got me. I was in the middle of making a post asking if this dude was just straight up naked when I saw it.

Yeah, it's perfect.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Moss veneris.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
They could use that tree to make a cuckoo clock.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 12:33 on Nov 22, 2016

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

QuickbreathFinisher has a new favorite as of 06:18 on Nov 23, 2016

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


Thanks for the pics of meemaw's throat

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What am I supposed to see here? We got plenty fuckers strolling in to work looking just like that.

kenny powerzzz
Jan 20, 2010
Maybe I've been looking into the abyss but I see goatse.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

kenny powerzzz posted:

Maybe I've been looking into the abyss but I see goatse.

It's time to shut off your computer for awhile.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011


See this, Kenny Powerzzz? This is what we're looking for, high-quality pics of things that look like dicks. Or vaginas. Or boobs, butts, or whatever other dirty thing you can think of.

Meemaw's throat? Ain't nothin' there, kid. You spoke right when you said you've been staring into the abyss for too long. Time to log off for a while, collect your thoughts, maybe just rage for a while and let it all out.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

kenny powerzzz posted:

Maybe I've been looking into the abyss but I see goatse.

Kind of looks like the underside of a dick

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I see they're finally delivering your mom's dildo!

Not you Say Nothing, I'm sure your mother is a classy lady

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
Tracheostomy hole look like a butthole. That's it, you nerds.

(unless that ain't a hole)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento posted:

I see they're finally delivering your mom's dildo!

Not you Say Nothing, I'm sure your mother is a classy lady

No, she's actually a filthy whore.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Kind of looks like the underside of a dick

Dingdingding. My brain has seen too many dick pics and instantly turned it into balls and a shaft when i scrolled past it on insta.

Also the one part looks like a butthole.

E: i don't know if that part is actually a hole, as i don't know the meemaw in question.

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kenny powerzzz
Jan 20, 2010

QuickbreathFinisher posted:



Also the one part looks like a butthole.



The abyss stares back.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


I think the guy's really feeling up himself.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

kenny powerzzz posted:

Maybe I've been looking into the abyss but I see goatse.

You don't wanna stare into the black abyss man. One you go black abyss, you never go back abyss.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Dogfish posted:

It's time to turn on your monitor.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Username / post / avatar combo.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Found this on a google image search, spent quite a while looking at it and trying to work out what part of the body it was.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/andresv/albums/72157594512363407
(nws for the needle phobic I guess)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Seems like a cool dude



Topical, cause I'm not confident most workplaces would immediately recognize it as safe.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Those are manji

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Those are manji

They look quote clean?

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
Pro tip: If a swastika is diagonally oriented and points to the right (clockwise), it's a Nazi one. If it is horizontal and especially if it points anti-clockwise, it's a religious symbol. I was going to say Buddhist, but I'm pretty sure it's in other religions too.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

Pro tip: If a swastika is diagonally oriented and points to the right (clockwise), it's a Nazi one. If it is horizontal and especially if it points anti-clockwise, it's a religious symbol. I was going to say Buddhist, but I'm pretty sure it's in other religions too.

As a religious symbol it's been in use in India since proto-Hinduism, thousands of years ago (Hitler used it because of its connection to the supposed Aryans of India).
As a decorative motif, it's been in use nearly everywhere in the world since the stone age.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Carlsberg used it from 1881 until 1940, as a symbol of prosperity and goodness.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

Pro tip: If a swastika is diagonally oriented and points to the right (clockwise), it's a Nazi one. If it is horizontal and especially if it points anti-clockwise, it's a religious symbol. I was going to say Buddhist, but I'm pretty sure it's in other religions too.

Checks out.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Paladinus posted:

Checks out.


:iceburn:

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

KozmoNaut posted:

Carlsberg used it from 1881 until 1940, as a symbol of prosperity and goodness.



Wonder what happened to change their minds :iiam:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

Checks out.

Well yeah, they were there just proposing some new decorating motifs, Hitler showing up was just a coincidence obviously.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Why do you guys hate our troops so much?

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

Pro tip: If a swastika is diagonally oriented and points to the right (clockwise), it's a Nazi one. If it is horizontal and especially if it points anti-clockwise, it's a religious symbol. I was going to say Buddhist, but I'm pretty sure it's in other religions too.

I remember walking into a shop in Melbourne in 1999 and seeing swastika embroidered bags and gong "WHAT THE poo poo" then realising it was an Indian shop

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Those are manji

Well duh.

But what if he trips??? Won't it be like the end of Hellraiser III all up in here???

Nigga please Ravi s/o Govindasamy got this. poo poo actually be safe as gently caress.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Put... put your dick in it.

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Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
No don't

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