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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

LegoPirateNinja posted:

what kind of moron would want a low maintenance vehicle that runs forever?

Poors.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Henry Ford wasn't a big fan of Jews.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

lol if you think new nissans, hondas or toyotas are cheap

ford is for hick retards, almost as bad as fiat

successful people do not drive a ford, the retard of cars

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Pon de Bundy posted:

lol if you think new nissans, hondas or toyotas are cheap

ford is for hick retards, almost as bad as fiat

successful people do not drive a ford, the retard of cars

A Fit is extremely cheap compared to a Platinum F150 or a Shelby.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

scrubs season six posted:

A Fit is extremely cheap compared to a Platinum F150 or a Shelby.

an f150 or a shelby is a car for retards

Found on Road Dead

trump voters love ford

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Clinton voters drive smart cars.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
im a stein voter and i do not drive, just like moby

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

a bone to pick posted:

Clinton voters drive smart cars.

uh sir, i asked if i could have a grande pike place with room. thanks.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
the DBZ one was funny, but the other ones are crap. the voices aren't even right, Ford should be ashamed of themselves

Jay-Zeus
Jan 5, 2004
I don't believe it!
Fun Shoe
Do you like video games? You will like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsG8bySwoiI

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Props to Ford for at least getting the original voice actors, even though the visuals looks like the kind of poo poo you expect from one person making YouTube poop videos.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

FedEx Mercury posted:

Props to Ford for at least getting the original voice actors, even though and also because the visuals looks like the kind of poo poo you expect from one person making YouTube poop videos.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

FedEx Mercury posted:

Props to Ford for at least getting the original voice actors, even though the visuals looks like the kind of poo poo you expect from one person making YouTube poop videos.

The Sailor Moon one doesn't use the original VAs from the dick-dub. As evidenced by the cat not sounding like a goofy old woman and Sailor Moon not having an American name.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

scrubs season six posted:

A Fit is extremely cheap compared to a Platinum F150 or a Shelby.

this is funny because these two vehicles are like the epitome of redneck rich, still stupid hick poo poo

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Acura's logo looks a lot like the Starfleet one. Just saying.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

My Man Shran posted:

Acura's logo looks a lot like the Starfleet one. Just saying.

What? That in a fender-bender I can expect my radio console to explode?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Pokemon Go to your local Ford dealer.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Harveygod posted:

What? That in a fender-bender I can expect my radio console to explode?

Your warp core has a redline of 7,200 RPM.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
lol using Japanese games to promote lovely American cars

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Are fords built in america anymore?

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



DoctorStrangelove posted:

The Sailor Moon one doesn't use the original VAs from the dick-dub. As evidenced by the cat not sounding like a goofy old woman and Sailor Moon not having an American name.

Actually they are the voices for the redub that was done recently.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

DoctorStrangelove posted:

The Sailor Moon one doesn't use the original VAs from the dick-dub. As evidenced by the cat not sounding like a goofy old woman and Sailor Moon not having an American name.

I only watched the one about MGS and Dragon Ball, because I'm male.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

JnnyThndrs posted:

The amazing thing is that the Cobalt was a massive improvement over the Cavalier in every way.

Both were that special combination of unpleasant, constantly falling apart inside, but also mechanically unkillable that made people hate gm. Unlike a Chrysler, which at least has the decency to actually die so you can throw it away and buy a real car

The new ones like the Cruze are pretry decent since they basically gave up and turned over all their small car designing to the koreans

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

WaryWarren posted:

uh sir, i asked if i could have a grande pike place with room. thanks.

The baristas by my house all call it "Pike's place."

I've never driven a GM truck that didn't start developing weird electrical problems around the 100,000 mile mark. My current truck is probably losing its Body Control Module, which is a computer that's networked with the Powertrain Control Module that controls the lights, dashboard, and various other things. Meanwhile my old truck did all of those things with relays and potentiometers.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Pon de Bundy posted:

if you buy a car that isnt a toyota, nissan, or honda youre a loving retard and enjoy your piece of poo poo american car lmao

My lovely little Kia Sephia was a little trooper. Ugly and boring, but always gets the job done without complaining.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Wicker Man posted:

My lovely little Kia Sephia was a little trooper. Ugly and boring, but always gets the job done without complaining.

korea tho so inapplicable

an oddly awful oud
May 1, 2008

all my friends are pieces of shit

Pon de Bundy posted:

lol if you think new nissans, hondas or toyotas are cheap

ford is for hick retards, almost as bad as fiat

successful people do not drive a ford, the retard of cars

Nissans are marketed almost exclusively to subprime car buyers and are utter crap next to all their competition. They're the FCA of Japanese brands: dreary, shoddy plastic garbage with obsolescent engines, hateful transmissions, and suspension and chassis engineering that feels like every bushing is made of soft-serve. Altimas and Maximas are driven exclusively by people who can't afford a lovely BMW, but still want to weave through traffic and change lanes without signalling. If you're driving down a strip mall and suddenly feel a profound lash of depression, it's probably because there's a Nissan dealer nearby. They tried to built a front-wheel-drive LeMans car, missed the first three races, and managed to run exactly one (1) race with it before giving up. They turned the Pathfinder into a crossover to complement their crossover designed specifically for retirees (the Murano). Sitting in a Versa causes cancer and makes dogs commit suicide. Carlos Ghosn fired a superlaser and a million 300ZX TTs, R32 GT-Rs, and Sentra SE-Rs suddenly cried out and were then silenced, and now you can pay $1900 to put some Star Wars badges on your Rogue which helpfully comes with a helmet because they assume you're either a retard or ashamed to be driving it and want to hide your face. They looked at what happened to Mitsubishi since the 1990s and said "yes, I'll have some of that". What the gently caress are you even talking about.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Pon de Bundy posted:

an f150 or a shelby is a car for retards

Found on Road Dead

trump voters love ford

This is why Trump won. Poor SJWs can't understand why anyone would want to own a car other than a Fit or a Prius.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


I drive e350s for work and they work good, although the 2000 van has a slight problem with its idler, and also the radio will spontaneously start putting signal through only one side, sometimes for weeks at a time

other times it comes to me in my sleep and tells me to run over people and things but that's just average for a vehicle that old. they get grudges by then

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Yeah Nissan is extremely poo poo and the only reason they sell cars is because they are essentially subprime lenders. They are the nexr Mitsubishi

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I want to import a kei car and put a bunch of stickers on it so girls know that I am both cool and like anime, but only adult anime for adults who think deeply about stuff.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I drive e350s for work and they work good, although the 2000 van has a slight problem with its idler, and also the radio will spontaneously start putting signal through only one side, sometimes for weeks at a time

other times it comes to me in my sleep and tells me to run over people and things but that's just average for a vehicle that old. they get grudges by then

Have you tried replacing your E350 with a Honda Fit?

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


scrubs season six posted:

Have you tried replacing your E350 with a Honda Fit?

How many chainsaws, riding mowers, and ornate cast-iron candelabras can I carry in a Honda Fit

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
The ghetto is essentially nothing but Pontiacs, rusted out Hondas, and then new Nissans and Mitsubishis

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

The ghetto is essentially nothing but Pontiacs, rusted out Hondas, and then new Nissans and Mitsubishis

And Buick Centruies that refuse to die

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Oh and more than a few Ford Escorts for some reason

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
just lmao at the thought of driving a Ford I can't even

Honda Accord is all u ever need in life

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Grand Prize Winner posted:

How many chainsaws, riding mowers, and ornate cast-iron candelabras can I carry in a Honda Fit

I dunno, like 1/30th what you'd fit in an E350 but I'm sure you'll make up for the lack of usefullness with gas mileage and reliability.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Chrysler and Ford are the worst car makers to ever exist

talk about unreliable junk

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pon de Bundy posted:

Chrysler and Ford are the worst car makers to ever exist

talk about unreliable junk

I just saw doroty hamill on tv and gaddam she aged well

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