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Ein cooler Typ posted:How weak do you have to be that you can't break out of a chicken coop Pac-Manioc Root posted:I was imagining it as a hubby in hot water and had a sensible chuckle, I didn't realize maybe it was a child neglect type situation.
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Terrible Opinions posted:This is actually a part of the problem with getting rid of the electoral system or something like it. These laws are going to be affecting population groups that may have enough population to sway their state but not enough to sway a national election, and as a result they would not get any representation at all effectively. That is all of course in theory. Unfortunately we only have two parties so most of those people can only voice their descent with the national direction by not voting, because the choice is between someone nominally on your side but harming you in the specifics and someone who wants to harm you in both the general and the specifics. This is the Eternal Energy Law of the Universe: Women have to be seduced and slayed for the semen lost from men. Else Energy and Power disbalance will set in the Universe
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Nov 28, 2016 06:34
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Terrible Opinions posted:This is actually a part of the problem with getting rid of the electoral system or something like it. These laws are going to be affecting population groups that may have enough population to sway their state but not enough to sway a national election, and as a result they would not get any representation at all effectively. That is all of course in theory. Unfortunately we only have two parties so most of those people can only voice their descent with the national direction by not voting, because the choice is between someone nominally on your side but harming you in the specifics and someone who wants to harm you in both the general and the specifics. The Dems should institute an all shimmy policy. Clinton could have shimmied her way to the white house if she had stayed the course.
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Terrible Opinions posted:Unfortunately we only have two parties so most of those people can only voice their descent with the national direction by not voting, because the choice is between someone nominally on your side but harming you in the specifics and someone who wants to harm you in both the general and the specifics. So now we all get to suffer through the Trump Administration and the possibility of President Pence. Good choice, good choice.
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Nov 28, 2016 07:04
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Internet Porn isn't free. You pay with something much more valuable than any world currency in existence: your Sacred Seminal Fluid. Just think about it. Why is all the porn free? the porn stars/entertainment industry donot need your money to become rich,powerful and dominate the mind of billions of men. They only need you to spill your life-force while thinking or fantasizing about them..That is more than enough for them to gain power over you and control your mind and destiny (romantic, financial--usually crappy). Brothers, Is it a co-incidence that relative power of women over men has grown by leaps and bounds with the proliferation of pornography? They are kicking men's butt in every sphere of human excellence. Why? There is a subtle metaphysical causal link Whenever a man ejaculates without actually seducing, sleeping with a woman, he tilts the energy balance of the world against his favour and against the favour of all men ever so slightly..the balance of energy and power then tilts in the favour of women he would like to pursue and in the favour of whole womankind ever so slightly Men of other centuries and pre WW2 didnot use to ejaculate in vaccuum. If they had to bust a nut, they would either marry, seduce multiple mistresses or earn enough money to pay for the services (the third one is something I donot approve of)..see even they knew that money lost is nothing compared to semen lost in a vaccuum This is the Eternal Energy Law of the Universe: Women have to be seduced and slayed for the semen lost from men. Else Energy and Power disbalance will set in the Universe Semen retained is for Productivity/Money. Semen spilled is for Seduction/Slaying Just remember the women on the screen for whom you spill gallons and gallons of cum won't give two hoots about you if they happen to find you scavenging for food as a bankrupt,homeless person after having been depleted of all your precious sexual energy and fluid. You Still want to be with Her? Semen is the most valuable thing in the whole of material existence! Remember Ancient texts said that Semen is the vital essence of life. Semen is all power. Semen is all money.Semen is God. Semen is God in motion. Semen is dynamic Will. Semen is Self-Belief. Semen is God's aura.Semen is the seed or virility in men.Semen is the essence of life, thought, intelligence and consciousness. Therefore, preserve this vital fluid very, very carefully, my dear brothers! The Ancient texts also declare that a man preserving or retaining (tantric) his semen doesnot need to be religious or spiritual. He has immense life force with him to see through any challenge of life. He doesnot need to undergo special spritual practices, meditations or need to pray to placate the Gods. PS: Don't always ask for Scientific research and studies. Do you live every second of your life based on the observations of the latest scientific research and studies? or do you take life decisions based on deep contemplation and intuition?
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Nov 28, 2016 07:16
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Internet Porn isn't free. You pay with something much more valuable than any world currency in existence: your Sacred Seminal Fluid. I have a girlfriend and jerk off, it's possible to do both
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^^ mental_illness.txt Also, this brings up an important point: Who is paying for porn these days?  How is this profitable?
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Nov 28, 2016 07:19
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Nov 28, 2016 07:19
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Found on imgur from a whole album about "Things adults should know". Some of it ranges from sensible advice in dealing with a police officer and then it goes full freeper.
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Nov 28, 2016 07:48
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Lottery of Babylon posted:This is the Eternal Energy Law of the Universe: Women have to be seduced and slayed for the semen lost from men. Else Energy and Power disbalance will set in the Universe Oh discordia
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Intoluene posted:Found on imgur from a whole album about "Things adults should know". Some of it ranges from sensible advice in dealing with a police officer and then it goes full freeper.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Internet Porn isn't free. You pay with something much more valuable than any world currency in existence: your Sacred Seminal Fluid. But what if I wank to almost the point of completion but don't come? Eh? I get the fun of enjoying the pornographic arts without losing any of my valuable seminal fluid. And none of those filthy filthy whore-prude-sluts-gold-diggers get access to my jizz and the balance remains. Didn't think of that did you smarty pants. Probably coz you spoofed away your natural masculine smarts whilst watching porn.
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Nov 28, 2016 07:58
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Internet Porn isn't free. You pay with something much more valuable than any world currency in existence: your Sacred Seminal Fluid. All this made me think something like this: Jizz isn't all that precious. You get a constant supply. Like snot. But I've never seen anybody going on about Sacred Boogers. Or ranting against the Kleenex company. That's the rant I want. A rant against the Kleenex company's plot to ensure the Sacred Boogers end up in a landfill instead of on a Sacred Booger Wall somewhere. With maybe a few asides concerning the spiritual benefits of Booger Why can't we have rants like that?
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Nov 28, 2016 08:36
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Intoluene posted:Found on imgur from a whole album about "Things adults should know". Some of it ranges from sensible advice in dealing with a police officer and then it goes full freeper. Some of this stuff is kind of out there, but like 99% of this stuff is true. I disagree though about the FReeper thing, I'd say this is more SovCit.
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Filox posted:All this made me think something like this: Jizz isn't all that precious. You get a constant supply. Like snot. But I've never seen anybody going on about Sacred Boogers. Or ranting against the Kleenex company. i think they did this on ren and stimpy
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Nov 28, 2016 10:23
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TotalLossBrain posted:^^ mental_illness.txt Utah has record high subscriber rates. Also advertising which is becoming disturbingly mainstream. Everything from mothers weekly to political ads. Do you want to hear Donald Trump say "I'm Donald Trump and I approved this message" while looking at porn?
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Filox posted:All this made me think something like this: Jizz isn't all that precious. You get a constant supply. Like snot. But I've never seen anybody going on about Sacred Boogers. Or ranting against the Kleenex company. Fun fact: frequent ejaculation is actually good for men and the quality of their sperm. Sperm only have a limited shelf-life, and are less virile the closer to the end of their lifespans. By getting rid of sperm, it frees up space for the body to create new and fresh ones. It also helps with hormone balance, as there's been evidence of men going without release for long periods of time causing imbalances. TL;DR spank it for your health. Fashionable Jorts has a new favorite as of 11:50 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Throwing Turtles posted:Utah has record high subscriber rates. Also advertising which is becoming disturbingly mainstream. Everything from mothers weekly to political ads. Do you want to hear Donald Trump say "I'm Donald Trump and I approved this message" while looking at porn? We've discovered the cure to porn addiction.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Fun fact: frequent ejaculation is actually good for men and the quality of their sperm. Sperm only have a limited shelf-life, and are less virile the closer to the end of their lifespans. By getting rid of sperm, it frees up space for the body to create new and fresh ones. It also helps with hormone balance, as there's been evidence of men going without release for long periods of time causing imbalances. Good to know. 
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You can now understand why religious types are so uptight and hateful. Maybe if everyone had to masturbate at least once a day we'd have world peace by now.
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Throwing Turtles posted:Utah has record high subscriber rates. Also advertising which is becoming disturbingly mainstream. Everything from mothers weekly to political ads. Do you want to hear Donald Trump say "I'm Donald Trump and I approved this message" while looking at porn?
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How else will I meet HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA and find out about the THIS IS THE FACEBOOK OF SEX websites? Also incognito mode disables browser add-ons I guess 
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What the hell is "FACEBOOK OF SEX" even supposed to mean Is it like grandma sharing cool grainy photos with you except they're pictures of titties
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Fathis Munk posted:How else will I meet HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA and find out about the THIS IS THE FACEBOOK OF SEX websites?
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Terrible Opinions posted:Why on earth are you watching porn without adblock? No adblock on a Wii U.
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Fathis Munk posted:How else will I meet HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA and find out about the THIS IS THE FACEBOOK OF SEX websites? Have to disable it on some sites to get the videos to work on safari with abp.
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Not idiots so much as creeps, but this guy kept posting comments on the company I work for's Facebook page. Removed the links to the pictures, but...Completely normal person posted:I think that this girl is so, sooo cuuuute and i would like to follow her on her social networks. Completely normal person posted:Hey! Completely normal person posted:What's her name? I'd love to see what she's up to now!  sex shop clearance rack posted:As someone with BPD, don't date people with BPD. I've said and done things to my wife that I will haunt me until the day I die. Never physical violence, but it's hard to imagine anyone else putting up with the amount of abuse a crazy person can come up with.  I have no idea how I've never been the person to get dumped in a relationship. Ularg posted:Doesn't the escapist still scream about "PC MASTER RACE HERE FOOOOOLKS!"? Which is great because Yahtzee has since said he regrets making that joke because people use the phrase without the slightest hint of irony or understanding that it was a joke. Cuntellectual has a new favorite as of 17:15 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Cuntellectual posted:Which is great because Yahtzee has since said he regrets making that joke because people use the phrase without the slightest hint of irony or understanding that it was a joke. Does that still apply or has he just started milking it himself? Granted all the figures and art belong to the escapist so it's not like he has anything to say about it. If he ever leaves one day they probably own the imps and his cartoon likeness as well. Edit: Apparently people are losing their minds over the anti-drone gun. http://i.imgur.com/cvHRtox.mp4 At first I thought "Neat, scrap those things and let the creeps be out a thousand dollar toy. Turns out most people were incredulous over the idea that someone might take down their drones and the legality of that gun. As opposed to you know. The ethical question of flying around filming people without their consent. An ex of mine forgot his high powered air rifle with copper pellet ammunition at my house. If I saw a drone passing over my house I would open a window slightly and then snipe that thing down from the middle of my living room. Zephyrine has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Zephyrine posted:Edit: Apparently people are losing their minds over the anti-drone gun. If someone is legit spying on you then by all means deal with the issue, but that's not the only use of drones.
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Who What Now posted:If someone is legit spying on you then by all means deal with the issue, but that's not the only use of drones. What are these legitimate uses of a spy drone over a neighbourhood without people's consent you speak of?
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Today Facebook is the idiot because the safety check-in feature refers to an active shooter situation at Ohio State as "The Violent Incident in Columbus Ohio."
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Tracking your whore wife as she cheats on you and getting those sweet youtube views
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BobbyK posted:Tracking your whore wife as she cheats on you and getting those sweet youtube views "I thought we had such a good relationship!" *engage spy camera to follow her around whenever she leaves the house* Maybe he was just a complete psycho and she had to go somewhere else for emotional fulfilment.
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Zephyrine posted:Does that still apply or has he just started milking it himself? He doesn't make the joke anymore. Zephyrine posted:What are these legitimate uses of a spy drone over a neighbourhood without people's consent you speak of? Amazon planns on using delivery drones, iirc.
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Cuntellectual posted:He doesn't make the joke anymore. Sounds like a recipe for their drones to get robbed. They'll take the drone too.
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Slime posted:Sounds like a recipe for their drones to get robbed. They'll take the drone too. My first thought was "If a camera drone is over a thousand dollars. Then how much would a package carrying drone be worth" And follow up answer to the unavoidable counter "But they will probably have cameras and tracking beacons" Cops don't care. By the time someone starts reviewing your footage to help recover it. Your drone has already become four kinds of home electronics in eastern Europe/South America. Zephyrine has a new favorite as of 18:52 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Zephyrine posted:What are these legitimate uses of a spy drone over a neighbourhood without people's consent you speak of? Sorry, I had forgotten that for reasons unknown drones can only operate in residential areas. Perhaps some day we will develop ways to use them outside of a neighborhood, or even create drones without cameras. But alas, as you well know, we cannot.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Today Facebook is the idiot because the safety check-in feature refers to an active shooter situation at Ohio State as "The Violent Incident in Columbus Ohio." It was a car/knife type deal, so that's accurate. The gunfire was the cops dropping the guy.
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Who What Now posted:Sorry, I had forgotten that for reasons unknown drones can only operate in residential areas. Perhaps some day we will develop ways to use them outside of a neighborhood, or even create drones without cameras. But alas, as you well know, we cannot. But that's where people live and keep shooting them down...
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