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Me on my daily commute https://instagram.com/p/BNRHDuSgzyN/
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:44 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:21 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Me on my daily commute I'm really surprised this isn't Russian
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:03 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:24 |
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Harley sent out a papercraft bike as a marketing thing. It's neat, but I wish it was from someone I'd actually buy a bike from
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 20:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duxwl4t-n-Q "My bike is on fire!" "Quick, pour two glasses of water on it!" "That didn't work! Now what?" "Kick it! No, that doesn't help either. Uh...blow on it?" And then it just gets better from there
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:31 |
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Sagebrush posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duxwl4t-n-Q I liked how he set it down really gently in the middle of it being completely enveloped in fire.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:36 |
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jesus, you'd think Jay Leno could afford to get a custom-fitted helmet
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 02:00 |
He's in that category where he's too rich for anyone around him to point out if he's doing something wrong. See also: will i am, kanye etc
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 02:48 |
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Is his head really 50% larger than most others or is he wearing it stupidly? Rider overjumped Glen Helen's triple step up Video
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 03:41 |
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Gullous posted:Is his head really 50% larger than most others or is he wearing it stupidly? Not his head, no.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 03:54 |
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Obviously he has a gigantic chin, but I feel like the helmet also isn't sitting right on his head. Look at where his eyes and nose are inside the viewport. It's like the helmet isn't pulled down far enough or something. Maybe he just has an extraordinarily tall head.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 03:57 |
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Yeah his helmet doesn't fit at all but shrug, dude's got a giant head.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 04:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-GfLydmTMY
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 05:18 |
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Felony.mp4 has finished uploading, would you like to publish?
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 05:54 |
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Something tells me the kind of guy dumb enough to throw rocks through car windows from his bike is also the kind of guy dumb enough to publish a self-incriminating video on youtube that will at some point be referred to as "the people's evidence item #1" at a trial.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 10:22 |
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Sagebrush posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duxwl4t-n-Q RIP oil boiler gsxr
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 15:00 |
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HotCanadianChick posted:Something tells me the kind of guy dumb enough to throw rocks through car windows from his bike is also the kind of guy dumb enough to publish a self-incriminating video on youtube that will at some point be referred to as "the people's evidence item #1" at a trial. I particularly liked the "After trailing them for 20 minutes" caption.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 18:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQV95jGhNtA This happened to me today. I would consider it to be worse than a middle finger, but did I pull over and grab a rock and smash somebody's window? No. I needed to get to a dentist's appointment.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 21:41 |
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It never surprises me when drivers try to merge into my lane, I used to get mad but it happens too often. I guess some people merge first, then look to see if they killed someone.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 21:48 |
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Hind sight, victim blaming, etc, but when you see them changing into the lane next to you while you're about to be next to them / in their blind spot, use your motorcycle to teleport past them.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 22:22 |
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She just figured all Chicago riders had parked their bike for winter already.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 22:39 |
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High Protein posted:Hind sight, victim blaming, etc, but when you see them changing into the lane next to you while you're about to be next to them / in their blind spot, use your motorcycle to teleport past them. Yeah I was 50/50 about whether she was going to come all the way over, so it wasn't entirely unexpected. Looking at the video, I was thinking: a) why didn't I hit the brakes before she came over? But that honestly didn't occur to me until I was watching the thing later at my desk. and b) thank goodness that nobody was in the goddamn breakdown lane. Obviously this has happened before and it will happen again (to me and to me as well), but it left me with a coppery taste in my mouth this morning. Also: The fact that I should probably have put my bike away for the winter contributed in the fact that the stupid puffy-rear end gloves I was wearing are no drat good for emergencies, so therefore no drat good for riding. I am getting rid of them for good.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 22:47 |
I'm not hearing your horn so I assume it must be broken
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 22:54 |
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First time I watched I thought she was holding a phone up to her left ear, but nope, just not paying attention. Glad you didn't hit anything on the shoulder. Had something similar happen to me and I ended up picking up a piece of metal in my rear tire.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:01 |
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My horn is stupid and I hate it. It's positioned really badly on the FZ-09, right above but also farther away from the turn signal cancel button. I need to budget some amount of concentration in order to use the horn, and by the time I am able to, the moment is usually over. Aggravating that difficulty is the fact that the stupid Joe Rocket mittens I was wearing make it basically impossible to intuitively work even the turn signals. I even replaced the horn with a Freeway Blaster, but I may as well not have hooked it up. I use my engine to alert people a lot more often.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:12 |
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captainOrbital posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQV95jGhNtA She gives you the same dead eyed look I'm used to seeing on Russian camgirls. No fucks given at all.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytLU2N4wIFA
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:37 |
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:46 |
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That's fuckin cool
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:53 |
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Motorcycle crash first aid 1. Make sure the scene is safe for you to approach. 2. Push the victim around, being careful to twist the neck. 3. If you can access the victim's airway, fumble violently with the helmet release and fail completely to get it undone.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:22 |
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ought ten posted:Motorcycle crash first aid It's consistent with the logic leading in. She's falling off? Better accelerate, fast
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:29 |
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Gullous posted:It's consistent with the logic leading in. She's falling off? Better accelerate, fast Dude. Cmon. Guys. Fellas. Lets be real here. That dude totally new she was loving rustling around like a hog in a pen and probably got tired of toting her landbarge rear end around. Its not the first time either. I bet he was livid and goosed it to "teech 'ere' a leson' It wasn't the best move, but I'm guessing this guy said 'gawd dahmit wo-man, I told u nit to be fuggin jumpin' 'round on the seat like that errytime I fuggin stop, I'ma show you bitch. Ur gonna keep that fatass planted." Then he ripped it.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:33 |
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Endbuster posted:Dude. Cmon. Guys. Fellas. Lets be real here. That dude totally new she was loving rustling around like a hog in a pen and probably got tired of toting her landbarge rear end around. Its not the first time either. I bet he was livid and goosed it to "teech 'ere' a leson' It wasn't the best move, but I'm guessing this guy said 'gawd dahmit wo-man, I told u nit to be fuggin jumpin' 'round on the seat like that errytime I fuggin stop, I'ma show you bitch. Ur gonna keep that fatass planted."
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:39 |
they were both drunk
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:59 |
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Youre a passenger, keep your god drat feet up.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:02 |
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A MIRACLE posted:they were both drunk Bright as gently caress out midday, wasted, riding. Living the dream.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:10 |
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Who the gently caress is this endbuster fella?
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:12 |
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nsaP posted:Who the gently caress is this endbuster fella? I have the answer, if only you could see it.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:44 |
nsaP posted:Who the gently caress is this endbuster fella? 'e's rustlin' yer hogpen is 'e? Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:If only we all had
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:35 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:21 |
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A MIRACLE posted:I'm not hearing your horn so I assume it must be broken Horns are useless, I never use mine, especially if it's to be all "oi, you're about to merge into me ya oval office." Clutch in and rev up is far more useful.
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