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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
How about that Donald Trump guy? Isn't he wacky?!

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Tardcore posted:

Certainly the hot dog and the sandwich have a common ancestor but their inability to cross breed suggests that hot dogs and sandwiches are separate species.

This is the correct answer

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"
As penances for participating in the derail I give you an amazing social media derail! This guy that makes daily skateboarding related vlogs mentioned he felt more comfortable in a big city with a diverse population than he did in a mono-ethnic rural area where people literally screamed at him to "go back to his country" and the comments section is amazing. Here is just a sample. I'll look for some other more goodies to post later.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
That looks more competent than the lifts on many BroDozers.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

This is the correct answer

What if I put a hot dog in a sausage bun so that it completely enfolds the meat?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Man who still looked like car crash victim in his prime thinks he didn't get sexually abused because he's a big tough darts man and not one of those wimpy soccer players who sometimes decapitate officials if calls go the wrong way

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

What does it take to have this little empathy for people who were sexually assaulted as children. It blows my loving mind.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Lol at someone that doesn't even play a real sport calling soccer players wimps.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Tardcore posted:

Certainly the hot dog and the sandwich have a common ancestor but their inability to cross breed suggests that hot dogs and sandwiches are separate species.
bloody seppos don't even got Bunnings snags

fuckin strayya got that poo poo down, cuz. Fuckin nice, aye?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

bloody seppos don't even got Bunnings snags

fuckin strayya got that poo poo down, cuz. Fuckin nice, aye?

Get a real language. :911:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Serperoth posted:

Also, there's still independent porn. Big Porn isn't gonna do a video catering to ME PERSONALLY, but there's a lot of opportunity to spend reasonable amounts of money on something custom, for example, and that's not even mentioning the indie porn in general, on various clip sites and so on.

Supporting indie porn (I can't believe I said that) also directly helps individuals, since the porn is usually a side income to supplement their day job and they're often someone who could need the money. It's like shopping at a small neighborhood bodega instead of 7-11, except with more exposed vaginas.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

Supporting indie porn (I can't believe I said that) also directly helps individuals, since the porn is usually a side income to supplement their day job and they're often someone who could need the money. It's like shopping at a small neighborhood bodega instead of 7-11, except with more exposed vaginas.

And only slightly less expensive.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

chitoryu12 posted:

Supporting indie porn (I can't believe I said that) also directly helps individuals, since the porn is usually a side income to supplement their day job and they're often someone who could need the money. It's like shopping at a small neighborhood bodega instead of 7-11, except with more exposed vaginas.

Fine. I'll ask. What is an Indy porn site?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



is indie porn like, homegrown amateur stuff on xtube

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Zephyrine posted:

Another reason I don't have to worry about it is that in Sweden it's against the law to film/photograph in a public area without special permission to conduct surveillance.

You can't take photos in public places? That sounds absurd and completely unenforceable.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Snowmankilla posted:

Fine. I'll ask. What is an Indy porn site?

Sites that facilitate webcams or can host/sell videos created by individuals.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Snowmankilla posted:

Fine. I'll ask. What is an Indy porn site?

Exactly like regular porn, but with more bullwhips.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



CGI porn produced on old SGI workstations

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Retro porn with the finest pixel-art animations and C64-quality '70s music.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

bloody seppos don't even got Bunnings snags

fuckin strayya got that poo poo down, cuz. Fuckin nice, aye?

Get a sanga up ya mate

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Retro porn with the finest pixel-art animations and C64-quality '70s music.

All of the videos are tagged as roguelike and procedurally generated

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


What the gently caress is a p**f? All I can fill in is "poof" and that can't be right.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It is, I saw the original tweets. It's a slur against gays in the UK, pretty old fashioned which is why it's used by an old darts player.

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

DicktheCat posted:

What the gently caress is a p**f? All I can fill in is "poof" and that can't be right.

It is. It's a British Slang for a homosexual man.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

It's okay, he apologised for using the word 'poof'.

https://twitter.com/ericbristow/status/803363896233000963

Mocking victims of sexual abuse is totally fine as long as you're not homophobic about it!

edit: lol, literally two tweets apart

https://twitter.com/ericbristow/status/803353321725628417

https://twitter.com/ericbristow/status/803361624799248392

GEORGE W BUSHI has a new favorite as of 04:50 on Nov 29, 2016

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
One day all pornography will be created via Google Deep Dream and it will be a nightmarish kaleidoscope of gaping rectums and spasming erections bearing the eternally watchful eyes of dogs and fish embedded into every square inch of turgid flesh

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Zephyrine posted:

I know I'm a boring European socialist without proper respect for the :911: liberty and the right to arm bears.

Not at all, your just being an IOSM - omg the call is coming from inside the house.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Baron Corbyn posted:

It's okay, he apologised for using the word 'poof'.

https://twitter.com/ericbristow/status/803363896233000963

Mocking victims of sexual abuse is totally fine as long as you're not homophobic about it!

edit: lol, literally two tweets apart

https://twitter.com/ericbristow/status/803353321725628417

https://twitter.com/ericbristow/status/803361624799248392

No I am not saying that child victims of abuse are ultimately responsible for making their own situation right, I meant

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

goose willis posted:

One day all pornography will be created via Google Deep Dream and it will be a nightmarish kaleidoscope of gaping rectums and spasming erections bearing the eternally watchful eyes of dogs and fish embedded into every square inch of turgid flesh

So Hellraiser 2 then?

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

TokenTrevor posted:

I am the least "Guns and Patriotism" person in this country. You just seem to have some weird mental block about drones. Like they killed your family or something. People like to take pictures of cities from cool angles. Let it go.

I live in the middle east and a drone did kill my family. Thanks Obama

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
So I had this girl on FB that was into that Daddy poo poo, to the point where she would post that "God has blessed Us/us this holiday and Daddy has the whole day off; He/he put up the Christmas tree and We/we blah blah blah."

Unfortunately she didn't have anything really juicy posted any more and I became the IOSM when I touched her recent poop. She posted a giant long TL;DR rant about how FB players of a particular game won't stop bitching and moaning about glitches in the game and it's really bringing her down and they should just shut up and keep their complaints to themselves.

I simply replied that I appreciated the irony of her bitching and moaning about THEIR bitching and moaning annnnnd she unfriended me. It is to weep.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



That70sHeidi posted:

So I had this girl on FB that was into that Daddy poo poo, to the point where she would post that "God has blessed Us/us this holiday and Daddy has the whole day off; He/he put up the Christmas tree and We/we blah blah blah."

Unfortunately she didn't have anything really juicy posted any more and I became the IOSM when I touched her recent poop. She posted a giant long TL;DR rant about how FB players of a particular game won't stop bitching and moaning about glitches in the game and it's really bringing her down and they should just shut up and keep their complaints to themselves.

I simply replied that I appreciated the irony of her bitching and moaning about THEIR bitching and moaning annnnnd she unfriended me. It is to weep.


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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Pesticide20 posted:

All of the videos are tagged as roguelike and procedurally generated

And god help you if your starting role is archaeologist or tourist. You'll never get to the bottom that way.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



TokenTrevor posted:

I am the least "Guns and Patriotism" person in this country.

That genuinely sounds like the right wing bizarro world of "Parks and Recreation". I'd love to meet the Ron Swanson in this version.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Pesticide20 posted:

All of the videos are tagged as roguelike and procedurally generated

Is there a porn equivilant of Totalbiscuit going "UGH IT'S A ROGUELITE NOT A ROGUELIKE"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Besesoth posted:

Exactly like regular porn, but with more bullwhips.

And snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Field Mousepad posted:

So Hellraiser 2 then?

We have such sights to show you. :cenobite:

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Tiggum posted:

You can't take photos in public places? That sounds absurd and completely unenforceable.

That's an infinitely complicated question.

For drones it applies fully.

In public places you you can't photograph or film people in secret, or from a public place take a picture of someone in their home (even a tent counts as a home). It should be obvious from the picture and situation that the people being filmed or photographed had good reason to believe they were being filmed.

So you can't for example have a security camera that has a field of vision covering public places. You can film in secret on your own private property though.

Zephyrine has a new favorite as of 08:51 on Nov 29, 2016

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Zephyrine posted:

That's an infinitely complicated question.

For drones it applies fully.

In public places you you can't photograph or film people in secret, or from a public place take a picture of someone in their home (even a tent counts as a home). It should be obvious from the picture and situation that the people being filmed or photographed had good reason to believe they were being filmed.

The female equivalent of semen loss is menstruation, child birth and producing milk for baby or for an adult breastfeeding relationship..Though breastfeeding for women is like semen retentive sex for men...they are engorged as iron balls and they love the feeling..Just as men love the feeling of heavy balls after a few days of semen retentive sex.....

There is a reason why women are funding drugs to stop menstruation as it would allow that energy to be channeled upwards to the female brain , which would allow them to be much more creative, productive and in control of their outside reality.. This is the subconscious motivating force towards the race for a drug to stop menstruation in fertile , young ladies in their prime.

The outward rationalization is that such a drug would save a lot of hassles and mess.

It is imperative that men stop their semen from flowing out of their body even if they want to sex..the only known solution is continuous Kegels through out the day so that one is able to perform semen retentive penetration during copulation

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
E: thanks LoB

Who cares about drones in Sweden, jfc. If it's illegal it's illegal, if it's not its not. Doesn't give you the right to shoot it down in any case.

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