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Matoi Ryuko

Bo-Pepper posted:

didn't you

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Grouchio posted:

Wow I can't believe that you think I wrote that.

you should be ashamed

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:38

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:50

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:54

Subjunctive: ✨sparkle and shine✨

any of you callipygous comrades want to come help get my kid to sleep? we kicked off Christmas season today with yobmas stuff and she's a little wound up

# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:59

Matoi Ryuko

Subjunctive posted:

any of you callipygous comrades want to come help get my kid to sleep? we kicked off Christmas season today with yobmas stuff and she's a little wound up

Kids think exercise is playing, use that to your advantage.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:01

Subjunctive: ✨sparkle and shine✨

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Kids think exercise is playing, use that to your advantage.

she's doing cartwheels in the hall instead of putting her PJs on, I think I have a different sort of problem

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:05

Matoi Ryuko

Subjunctive posted:

she's doing cartwheels in the hall instead of putting her PJs on, I think I have a different sort of problem

Teach her how to do burpees.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:07

alnilam

One step at a time. Tell her she can do more cartwheels if she bePJs herself

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:09

Piso Mojado

Teach her how to Dougie

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:09

Matoi Ryuko

And hill climbers. I think that's what they're called. I you don't know how to do them just look em up on yourube

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:10

Piso Mojado

Have you tried yelling at her? My parents did that to me and I'm STILL in my jammies

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:10

Piso Mojado

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:13

alnilam

Tell her NOT to put on her PJs, then stand back and watch all the pieces fall into place :smugmrgw:

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:14

Matoi Ryuko

Piso Mojado posted:

Teach her how to Dougie

Nobody actually knows how to do the dougie it remains a mystery to this day.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:14

Piso Mojado

(don't actually hit your kid pls)

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:14

Matoi Ryuko

Piso Mojado posted:

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:14

Subjunctive: ✨sparkle and shine✨

we have reached an agreement that she can play with social vegan's dinosaur before school tomorrow if she's asleep by 9. god bless sv

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:18

death sext

dinosaur diplomacy wins again

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:18

Urodov

immediately radically change your parenting style with respect to stricture vs leniency. repeat this procedure this at irregular intervals. this will keep her on her toes.

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:19

Matoi Ryuko

Subjunctive posted:

we have reached an agreement that she can play with social vegan's dinosaur before school tomorrow if she's asleep by 9. god bless sv

Glad we could help.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:20

social vegan

a blast from the past, back in my day we used to ride these to and from rock school where we learned what rocks is

# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:23

OhsH

im going to hold on to autumn forever

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:07

alnilam

social vegan posted:

a blast from the past, back in my day we used to ride these to and from rock school where we learned what rocks is

I may not be a smart man but i know what rocks is

# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:47

A Spider Covets

its almost December and it rained in Minnesota today :pwn:

feeling very uneasy about mother natures choices lately, she in a chicanerous mood

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:54

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

I may not be a smart man but i know what rocks is

As a vegan, I assume they're a major staple of your diet.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:08

Urodov

Piso Mojado posted:

As a vegan, I assume they're a major staple of your diet.

being on the vegan-paleo diet, i can confirm that rocks and beetroot are my primary sources of sustenance.

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:16

City of Glompton

hello, new and old friends! today was a very good day, and I love my job :love:

and everything else too

also RedBubble advertised a byob sticker to me on FB and it delighted and terrified me

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:23

Piso Mojado

City of Glompton posted:

hello, new and old friends! today was a very good day, and I love my job and everything else too

you deserve it friend

# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:26

Matoi Ryuko

Piso Mojado posted:

As a vegan, I assume they're a major staple of your diet.

I'm on the staple diet

# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:56

vanisher

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I'm on the staple diet

I hope it's not too binding

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:00

vanisher

vanisher posted:

I hope it's not too binding

oh no wait that's the binder diet

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:01

Piso Mojado

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I'm on the staple diet

Smart. now you can get these badass dentures

# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:01

Matoi Ryuko

Swingline is my favorite

# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:12

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

i just eat crayons

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:37

Piso Mojado

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Swingline is my favorite

I wish I had that kind of money. Privileged much?

# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:44

Piso Mojado

Some people grow up in households with little to no office supplies. Must be nice to afford the good stuff.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:48

Grouchio

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I'm on the staple diet

Gahara best girl.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:49

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:50

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OhsH

Days arent always great, but there are (usually) more attempts for them to be great

# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:05

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