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Sagebrush posted:words JRodimus Prime posted:Judging a movement based on its shell, it twitches and turns away. JRodimus Prime posted:Run your government and hoard all the nimbleness of an Austrian economist. You would have died by now, but I don't need to be valid. And third, your lack of access to cheap, abundent energy that is what the facts might be, the source of energy. JRodimus Prime posted:God is dead. WrenP-Complete fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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wow, that is gold entirely but also: "the nimbleness of an Austrian economist. You would have died by now" wow
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Powaqoatse posted:wow, that is gold entirely Libertarian bot has his own twitter, https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime I have a long bus ride today, so I'll work on getting him more interacting but not common denominator like poor Tay.
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Nov 19, 2016 16:36
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WrenP-Complete posted:Libertarian bot has his own twitter, https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime 👏
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Nov 19, 2016 16:40
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WrenP-Complete posted:Libertarian bot has his own twitter, https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime Followed, this bot is great
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Nov 19, 2016 19:08
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WrenP-Complete posted:Libertarian bot has his own twitter, https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime loving the bot already, nice!
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Nov 21, 2016 06:28
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here's this, hth
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Nov 21, 2016 15:56
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cheese-cube posted:loving the bot already, nice! it's extremely good
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Captain Foo posted:it's extremely good Thanks for all the encouragement, yosposters! https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/800716918701301760
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WrenP-Complete posted:Thanks for all the encouragement, yosposters! yeah i just saw that one, gnarly and on point for the source material
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Nov 21, 2016 16:11
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https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/799997033281179648
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Nov 21, 2016 16:30
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is this the aforementioned watermelon
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WrenP-Complete posted:Thanks for all the encouragement, yosposters! source your quotes oh wait e: srsly that is so perfect lmao
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Captain Foo posted:is this the aforementioned watermelon I seriously think there's one watermelon in the whole corpus soooo your guess is as good as mine? Lmao.
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Corla Plankun posted:here's this, hth Thank you for this. I'm going to try to do some time series stuff and look at how his usage changed over time but I have no idea what I'm doing... maybe we can get trump_old to dialogue with trump_now... Well we'll see what happens. watermelon
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Nov 24, 2016 12:47
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https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/801835975211184128 CORRECT!
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Nov 24, 2016 18:16
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It's become self aware. 
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Nov 24, 2016 18:40
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Sagebrush posted:here are the three i'm thinking of There is (was) a full archive here. Also of potential value: the collected works of TobleroneTriangular.
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Nov 26, 2016 01:56
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More mashups please that trump speech archive + mein kampf & other hitler poo poo? see how many alt right shitlord nazis would agree with that? even seinfeld + startrek, idk i think those corpuses were both posted here earlier i just love bot mashups
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pre:INT. NEW ENTERPRISE APT.
BUZZER SOUNDS.
JERRY walks over & hits the button.
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Come on up!
George comes in, wearing a full uniform, sweating.
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Jerry! We gotta stop this!
Jerry does a bad double-take & reacts to the audience.
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There are rape gangs, Jerry!!
JERRY (making a face)
Rape gangs?
GEORGE (shouting)
Rape gangs!
The door is opened by...
KRAMER (sliding in)
Rape gangs?!
George and Jerry look at Kramer disapprovingly.
KRAMER
(doubletakes back out the door)
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Powaqoatse posted:
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It really is indistinguishable from an actual libertarian. https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/802872848784166912
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Nov 28, 2016 11:24
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poo poo in poo poo out amirite? but seriously it's uncanny
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Nov 28, 2016 12:57
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I have a really dumb twitter bot doing markov generation from The King in Yellow over at https://twitter.com/regeminflavum Every hour will respond to mentions, and once or twice a day ((Math.random() * 24) < 2) will do a tweet of its own.
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Nov 28, 2016 18:11
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Synthbuttrange posted:Who did this? from http://objectdreams.tumblr.com where you will find many lols
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i've been rewatching both CSI and NCIS so that's p normal.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:from lol the hardcore history one is amazing quote:War is the most common story in the world. War is essentially a sort of tragic situation you get to experience in Russia while they have a time doing troubles on you with their children and parents.
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Nov 29, 2016 16:15
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Since I jumped from the Ridicule Audiophiles thread to this one, has anyone made an audiophile markov bot yet?
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There’s another famous incident where Lenin said, quote, “Everything is happening and it’s so horrible and greasy and I often think about how many things are happening right now in history.” End quote.
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Pasting the whole thing because jfc I cannot believe this was computer-generated: Hardcore History - The Trenches Of Fire objectdreams ‘hardcore history’ segment written using a predictive text interface source: transcripts of dan carlin’s ‘hardcore history’ podcast method: chose between 10 computer-supplied options for each word. arranged sentences into paragraphs. added the phrase “end quote” after primary source passages transcript of segment: War is the most common story in the world. War is essentially a sort of tragic situation you get to experience in Russia while they have a time doing troubles on you with their children and parents. One guy named Bruce the German General is supposed to have been poisoned every day for months and months and months. He writes, quote, “Safe to say blood was flowing from my eyes and I was trying to kill enough of the things that I loved to get rid of all the time. I always imagined that I would have married a couple of soldiers who both probably thought they were fighting for what they called Operation Passion Of The Big Elephant. I was a great drama.” End quote. It was a relatively small group of long haired German Americans who concentrated on their caloric intake and had tea in front of a mad scientist. They were kind of laughing because the historians were starting to interfere with the war with their wonderful book of all the stuff they were getting ready to make up. For a while the war was actually fought in the middle of a very big man called Orris the War Minister. He was so much more dangerous than the other guy of war and I mean it just gets lost in the story that the War Minister would be chasing the people inside him and he famously would say that he was worried about them dropping out of his goodbye door. There’s another famous incident where Lenin said, quote, “Everything is happening and it’s so horrible and greasy and I often think about how many things are happening right now in history.” End quote. You have to remember that when French bodies succumb to a sausage situation they’re so unbelievably horrifying that they keep running out of science to say who they are. A German nobleman with a terrible inner voice was trying to explain to them that water was like a magic example of how difficult it is to get fresh. He writes, quote, “After several months of unimaginable suffering, four years of glorious wealth acquirement, and a lot of interesting thoughts, Nicholas was like seventy percent shrapnel shells and like one hundred seventy percent heavy metal. This whole war maybe can’t be maintained but I think it’s probably safe to say there’s something wrong with our bloody generals today—they’ve got electric lights in their minds.” End quote. Of course no one knows how many million men were killed or wounded or captured in the trenches of fire. You could see the lion burning his wife down and drinking twelve bottles of wine under the sea. You can think about millions of German soldiers who find out that they are stunning professionals who have jobs, interesting thoughts and a common goal of getting ready for George. That would happen and now the French army is moving rapidly in the middle of the most terrible battles man could have suggested.
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I'm the sausage situation.
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Collateral Damage posted:Since I jumped from the Ridicule Audiophiles thread to this one, has anyone made an audiophile markov bot yet? i'd love to see this. the audiophile thread is here if anyone needs sources: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3166333
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quote:There’s another famous incident where Lenin said, quote, “Everything is happening and it’s so horrible and greasy and I often think about how many things are happening right now in history.” End quote. hell, same
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theflyingexecutive posted:Pasting the whole thing because jfc I cannot believe this was computer-generated: to be fair "method: chose between 10 computer-supplied options for each word. arranged sentences into paragraphs. added the phrase “end quote” after primary source passages" has a lot of human interaction in it to guide and curate the funny, it didn't just roll off the production line in one chunk of laffs.
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