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Okay, it was a guy with a hammer who goes into a diner, I was close!
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Nov 29, 2016 07:33
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Dangit, I was close, too! I do like the one guy eating eggs desperately trying to ignore Ronan.
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Nov 29, 2016 07:46
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:I'm just hammering that comicskingdom page for today's strip. I can't wait for Ego the Living Planet. Just to get it straight, comics Ronan is more of an anti-hero as opposed to crazy movie Ronan, right?
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Nov 29, 2016 08:16
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Nov 29, 2016 08:21
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Holy poo poo I wasn't expecting this. This is even better than I could have imagined. Newspaper Ronan has never been a thing before right?
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Nov 29, 2016 08:26
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Everything about this is Good and wonderful 
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Nov 29, 2016 08:30
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Just to get it straight, comics Ronan is more of an anti-hero as opposed to crazy movie Ronan, right? Yeah, but I'm not sure how that compares to how Ronan was written when he was first created by Stan Lee in 1967 
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Nov 29, 2016 08:38
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This.....this is more of a threat than NSM can handle. He is gonna get his dumbass killed 
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Nov 29, 2016 08:38
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Dont worry he punched out Firelord once.
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Nov 29, 2016 08:40
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CharlestheHammer posted:This.....this is more of a threat than NSM can handle. He'll get bricked and knockout himself out. Ronan will be embarassed by his pitiful opponent. This distraction enables Rocket to fire a rocket at Ronan. In some nutty way, Spider-Man wins.
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Nov 29, 2016 08:50
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Guys I'm starting to worry the Parkers won't get to California on time!
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Nov 29, 2016 09:24
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I wanna see Peter and MJ poke around, find nothing conclusive, and go back to their ultimately very boring road trip while Ronan and Friends have an awesome adventure Spidey just barely missed.
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Nov 29, 2016 09:27
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FredMSloniker posted:I wanna see Peter and MJ poke around, find nothing conclusive, and go back to their ultimately very boring road trip while Ronan and Friends have an awesome adventure Spidey just barely missed. Oh your god, yes.
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Nov 29, 2016 10:08
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Just to get it straight, comics Ronan is more of an anti-hero as opposed to crazy movie Ronan, right? It really depends. He's moved from traitorous evil bastard to standard evil henchman to "I must protect my people and honor my vows" back and forth so many times it's kind of dizzying.
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Nov 29, 2016 10:43
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I have no idea who this is (other than that his name is apparently Ronan). Anyone want to give a quick rundown of who that is and what he does?
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Nov 29, 2016 11:24
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Tiggum posted:I have no idea who this is (other than that his name is apparently Ronan). Anyone want to give a quick rundown of who that is and what he does? Ronan the Accuser, main villain of the film Guardians of the Galaxy who likes to blow people up for not being one of his species. In the comics he's basically an alien version of Judge Dredd.
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Nov 29, 2016 11:30
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All I want out of this story is a bit where the car gets stolen and Peter realises he's stranded because there aren't any buildings to swing off of. Preferably with a variation of the subway sad face.
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Nov 29, 2016 14:09
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Until I am proven otherwise, I am assuming his quest is to find the tastiest cheeseburger on Earth.
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Nov 29, 2016 14:26
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Endless Mike posted:Until I am proven otherwise, I am assuming his quest is to find the tastiest cheeseburger on Earth. Sounds like a problem that NSM can handle!
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Nov 29, 2016 14:31
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Tiggum posted:I have no idea who this is (other than that his name is apparently Ronan). Anyone want to give a quick rundown of who that is and what he does? Ronan's hammer is a "Universal Weapon" that is capable of manipulating cosmic energy to produce all kinds of effects such as energy blasts, force fields and changing the gravity in a given area. Also, it functions as a hammer.
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Nov 29, 2016 14:55
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:I'm just hammering that comicskingdom page for today's strip. I can't wait for Ego the Living Planet. I love the guy to the far right who isn't even phased by the Doctor Doom looking motherfucker with the giant hammer.
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Nov 29, 2016 16:15
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next time in nsm: rocket is a normal raccoon and groot is just a tree
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ManlyGrunting posted:I love the guy to the far right who isn't even phased by the Doctor Doom looking motherfucker with the giant hammer. In the Newspaper Marvel Universe, aliens entering diners in New Mexico is a normal occurrence. The old couple in the middle are probably from Nebraska or something, so it's uncommon.
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Nov 29, 2016 16:25
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Ronan is there to search for bus fare. Peter will offer him a ride, but Ronan will call shotgun.
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Manatee Cannon posted:next time in nsm: rocket is a normal raccoon and groot is just a tree I'm still betting on a 50/50 chance for hyper eloquent Groot as Lee wrote him rather than Pokemon Groot. Also CALLED IT! SilverSupernova fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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Nov 29, 2016 18:37
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Even without his armor and Universal Weapon, Ronan is waaaay above NSM's paygrade. With them, Ronan can mop the floor, wax, and shine it with Peter. MJ will probably wind up saving Peter somehow, probably by throwing an egg cream into Ronan's face- the one Earth substance that reduces Kree warriors physical strength down to Stephen Hawking levels.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Dont worry he punched out Firelord once. Still one of my favourite spider man moments.  
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a clown was too much for newspaper spiderman to handle. ronan is so far above him that it might as well be eternity. i always assumed the firelord thing happened during his brief stint as captain universe.
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Nov 29, 2016 20:43
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Mods please change my name to WROK FRAK BKAK.
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Nov 29, 2016 21:40
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Mods please change my name to WROK FRAK BKAK. WROK LESBIAN doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Nov 29, 2016 23:12
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Mods please change my name to WROK FRAK BKAK. Who let a chicken do all the sound effects?
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ImpAtom posted:WROK LESBIAN doesn't have the same ring to it. What about BWROCK FRAK LESBKAK?
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Nov 30, 2016 02:27
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lol i looked at this more closely and i think that is starfox with the avengers. starfox made the cut but spidey didn't get an invite.
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Nov 30, 2016 02:33
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:a clown was too much for newspaper spiderman to handle. ronan is so far above him that it might as well be eternity. newspaper ronan is an idiot too (he's storming a diner, c'mon) so it'll probably be a fair fight
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lol i looked at this more closely and i think that is starfox with the avengers. starfox made the cut but spidey didn't get an invite. Dude might be a creepy date rapist, but it can't hurt to keep Thanos' brother around.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lol i looked at this more closely and i think that is starfox with the avengers. starfox made the cut but spidey didn't get an invite.
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"...MY QUEST TO FIND THAT WEIRD SHOOTING STAR I SAW WHILE DRIVING ON MY ROAD TRIP TO CALIFORNIA TO DO PUBLICITY FOR MY MOVIE." And that's how we learn Newspaper MJ is her universe's Karen Gillan.
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Ronan accuses this Rooty Tooty Fresh And Fruity to be... DELICIOUS!
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