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Disappointing egg
Jun 21, 2007

NikkolasKing posted:

So I have a sort of general request.

I like when authors read their own books, particularly their autobiographies. Stephen King did it, Christopher Hitchens did it, Ayaan Hirsi Ali did it, etc..

Can anyone recommend me any good audiobooks - fiction or nonfiction - read by the author?


I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan, by Alan Partridge, probably the best book ever written by an Alan.

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Lies of Locke Lamora

Great narrator choice, crazy story, and no problems empathizing with the main characters, and a climactic final battle straight out of any western or Chanbara movie. 5/5

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Murgos posted:

Bill Bryson and David Sedaris.

Warning: David Sedaris is someone you will either love or utterly loathe.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

precision posted:

Warning: David Sedaris is someone you will either love or utterly loathe.

Truth, I love his narration and his books are generally entertaining. However he has a high pitched "soft" voice, so I could see why people don't like him.

Also, I can't help but feel like he might be a prissy queen that you would want to punch in the face if you met him IRL.

ihop
Jul 23, 2001
King of the Mexicans
Harlan Ellison, whose voice the New York Times described as "liquid lava" has a couple great collections of short stories and essays titled The Voice from the Edge he narrates.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

bengy81 posted:

Truth, I love his narration and his books are generally entertaining. However he has a high pitched "soft" voice, so I could see why people don't like him.

Also, I can't help but feel like he might be a prissy queen that you would want to punch in the face if you met him IRL.
The voice of a Prius-driving, NPR-listening liberal SJW

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

bengy81 posted:

Truth, I love his narration and his books are generally entertaining. However he has a high pitched "soft" voice, so I could see why people don't like him.

Also, I can't help but feel like he might be a prissy queen that you would want to punch in the face if you met him IRL.

I've met David Sedaris on multiple occasions related to work and at one point he lived down the street from me. I wouldn't say he's a "prissy queen" but he is absolutely a caricature of a certain type of pseudo-intellectual that drives me absolutely round the bend.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

precision posted:

I've met David Sedaris on multiple occasions related to work and at one point he lived down the street from me. I wouldn't say he's a "prissy queen" but he is absolutely a caricature of a certain type of pseudo-intellectual that drives me absolutely round the bend.

His interview with Marc Maron was pretty good, and amazingly enough, it didn't devolve into "pseudo-intellectual" bullshit like a lot of Marc's interviews with those kind of guests can. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that it was because Marc was trying to figure out his odds of hooking up with Amy.

I really enjoy listening to Sedaris read his stuff, so it's weird to levy criticism against his personality, but when you put so much of your personal life out there I guess that's what happens.

I've been trying to listen to Yiddish Policemans's Union, and I'm having a hard time getting into it. I dig most of Chabon's work, I like police noir, and I love alt history fiction, but something isn't clicking with me. I'm thinking it's the pacing, which IMO is a big problem with his writing, and listening to the narration just makes it stick out more. Peter Riegart is a great narrator though.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

bengy81 posted:

I've been trying to listen to Yiddish Policemans's Union, and I'm having a hard time getting into it. I dig most of Chabon's work, I like police noir, and I love alt history fiction, but something isn't clicking with me. I'm thinking it's the pacing, which IMO is a big problem with his writing, and listening to the narration just makes it stick out more. Peter Riegart is a great narrator though.

Oh, this reminded me, The Third Policeman is on Audible and the narrator is excellent. There are some good reasons you'd rather read the book than listen to it, but it's not a terrible big difference.

e: haha, I just saw that the Audible version of Ulysses is $75 :stare: (or 1 credit)

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

precision posted:

e: haha, I just saw that the Audible version of Ulysses is $75 :stare: (or 1 credit)

That has an easy workaround with Whispersync, actually - you buy a really cheap Kindle version (like $1 or $2) and then the discounted price is something around the $3 mark.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Found an audio version of The Illuminatus! Trilogy on YouTube, with a great narrator:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fytpA9nZX3w

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

coyo7e posted:

The voice of a Prius-driving, NPR-listening liberal SJW

True. But it's the voice of a Prius-driving, NPR-listening liberal SJW who has had a 30+ year career doing comedic bits on radio.

His timing and inflection are impeccable.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

precision posted:

Found an audio version of The Illuminatus! Trilogy on YouTube, with a great narrator:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fytpA9nZX3w

Also available on Audible, since Youtube audio is gash.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

precision posted:

I've met David Sedaris on multiple occasions related to work and at one point he lived down the street from me. I wouldn't say he's a "prissy queen" but he is absolutely a caricature of a certain type of pseudo-intellectual that drives me absolutely round the bend.

Amy Sedaris, best Sedaris

GoingPostal
Jun 1, 2015


I love Derek Smart
U love Derek Smart
If we didn't love Derek Smart, we'd be lame
I'm looking for a fantasy series recommendation. My job is kind of mindless and lets me fill the hours with audiobooks, teaching courses, and anything else I can cram into my phone.

I've tried Game of Thrones (twice), Dresden doesn't do it for me, and I could never get a handle on Stephenson.

I listened to Throne of the Crescent Moon and very much enjoyed it. And I'm working through Conn Iggulden's War of the Roses series now.

KingShiro
Jan 10, 2008

EH?!?!?!
When in doubt, Joe Abercrombie's First Law series is a good recommendation, or anything really by Brandon Sanderson. The Gentlemen Bastards series by Scott Lynch is also great.

precision posted:

Found an audio version of The Illuminatus! Trilogy on YouTube, with a great narrator:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fytpA9nZX3w

I listened to this the other night and starting laughing when the narrator couldn't hold his composure during the chanting section. That dude is pretty good, he doesn't show up much in the second book of what I've listened to so far

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


KingShiro posted:

When in doubt, Joe Abercrombie's First Law series is a good recommendation.

Seconding these. Basically, for me fantasy goes Moorcock>>RE Howard>>Roger Zelazny>>Gene Wolfe>>Abercrombie. All else are pretenders.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

KingShiro posted:

I listened to this the other night and starting laughing when the narrator couldn't hold his composure during the chanting section. That dude is pretty good, he doesn't show up much in the second book of what I've listened to so far
Kallisti, motherfucker

I think my favorite part of that entire series was the recurring gag that John Dillinger had the biggest cock in all of human history

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

NikkolasKing posted:

So I have a sort of general request.

I like when authors read their own books, particularly their autobiographies. Stephen King did it, Christopher Hitchens did it, Ayaan Hirsi Ali did it, etc..

Can anyone recommend me any good audiobooks - fiction or nonfiction - read by the author?

Jensen Karp's Kanye West Owes Me $300 is fantastic if you're a white hip-hop head of a certain age. Karp narrates the prose, and has a Shakespearean actor read his lyrics by his rap alter ego "Hot Karl" because he's too embarrassed to voice them himself.

KingShiro
Jan 10, 2008

EH?!?!?!
The only book I have for that criteria is "Coreyography" by Corey Feldman. He does pretty good impressions of some of the people he countered in his acting career.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
Audible notified me that two books I had on my wishlist were available on a 2 for 1 credit sale list, so I picked up Blood Meridian and The Water Knife.

I haven't read anything by Bacigalupi before but that book was a heck of a ride and make the newest mad max look stupid as poo poo. Do any of his other books on audio have excellent narrators?

And Blood Meridian is my second Cormac McCarthy (I read The Road and hated the movie of it) and I'm really enjoying the style and prose and narration.

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


How do you guys find these 2 for 1 sales?

internet inc
Jun 13, 2005

brb
taking pictures
of ur house

EdsTeioh posted:

How do you guys find these 2 for 1 sales?

Right now all I see is a 3 for 2 sale but for most sales to show up you have to have at least 1 credit available.

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
Is Audible pretty much the best place to find audiobooks?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Pretty much. Widest selection, in house content a la Netflix, and the most deals.

Also, I just finished The Rookie: Galactic Football League by Scott Sigler.
Excellent production values; there are crowd effects, ESPN style highlights, wacky commentators and more. It's the coming of age story of a backworld prodigy coming to terms with his culture and the wider galaxy.
I'm not really a football guy (lol CFL), but I've been wanting some Blood Bowl style/hardcore sports IN THE FUTURE! fiction.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

A good poster posted:

Is Audible pretty much the best place to find audiobooks?

Given that a lot of the best audiobooks are "Audible studios productions", yeah for sure. It's amazing.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Mister Macys posted:

Pretty much. Widest selection, in house content a la Netflix, and the most deals.

Also, I just finished The Rookie: Galactic Football League by Scott Sigler.
Excellent production values; there are crowd effects, ESPN style highlights, wacky commentators and more. It's the coming of age story of a backworld prodigy coming to terms with his culture and the wider galaxy.
I'm not really a football guy (lol CFL), but I've been wanting some Blood Bowl style/hardcore sports IN THE FUTURE! fiction.
Thank god someone finally picked this up, I've been shilling it for literally years! It made me understand and enjoy football.

Beware, most of Sigler's other stuff is goreporn horror or goreporn action/horror.

You can find the entirety of the few three or so of his Galactic Football League books online free if you're willing to search around itunes archives and poo poo.

coyo7e posted:

So I've been struggling to figure out how to get BeyondPod to work on my phone, but in the meantime I tracked down some old-favorite audiobooks (which are free.)

tl;dr incoming:

The Rookie, by Scott Sigler Science fiction coming-of-age story about a racist human kid playing football with aliens. I can't stand football but loving loved this book (enough that I bought the sequels, "The Starter" "The All-Pro" etc). You can download the entire thing for free in a number of places, including iTune' podcast area. Sigler also has a ton of other free audiobooks. His writing is pulpy and the character he acts like in his podcasts is ridiculuos and can annoy some people who think he's being arrogant, but really he's just putting up a front to get people enthused over his work. Fair warning, most of his other audiobooks are fangoria-style stuff, I couldn't handle listening to "Infection" when a character was busily digging an alien parasite out of his leg with whatever sharp objects he could find in his bathroom. But Earthcore was pretty fun, Ancestor was stupid and fun, and Sigler's very prolific and shares most of his work weekly on his podcast, so if you keep up with it you can pretty much listen to all of his books for free if you can find when he read them out on his podcast.. He hates iTunes and says they take 80% of the purchase price, so only a couple of his older books are on the iTunes store, but you can find them on a variety of online retailers' sites.

The Terrible Business of Salmon and Dusk: How to Disappear Completely (and sequels) by Myke Bartlett. Similar to Neil Gaiman's 'Neverwhere', the first novel is about a woman who fades out of reality and into a fantastical undercity while hanging out with a pair of strange hoodlums. I loved the first one and listened to it a couple times. Haven't gotten to the sequels, but the last time I listened to 'HtDC', the sequels were nonexistent, so I'm pumped to track them down or buy them, whatever.

I've probably mentioned these before, but Jack Wakes Up by Seth Harwood and the following novels are a blast, as well as Harwood's A Long Way from Disney (pt I and pt II) are really poignant excerpts from the life of a (presumably) fictional boy as he grows up and - later - functions as an adult. Jack Wakes Up is basically the story of a Jason Statham analogue who gets caught up in a bunch of heavy duty eastern bloc mobster stuff. ALWfD can be pretty hard-hitting, fair warning. I loving love this author, he's got a great voice, great attitude, and really nails it in most of his readings.

Crescent by Phil Rossi is pretty fun, a sci-fi horror novel about a 'haunted' space station. There's a followup Crescent Vignettes which has a bunch of short stories which are pretty good. Not excessively creepy or scary, but great production and atmosphere in the Crescent novel especially.. The rest of the books on that page are new to me but I'll listen to them eventually.

How to Succeed in Evil by Patrick E. McLean. I haven't listened to this one in years - since it was in rough draft form on a serial podcast. It's finished and remastered, now. I don't recall a lot about the book except that I remember I thought it was a heck of a lot of fun. I think you can DL the full book from iTunes store - I know the rough draft is there. Also it's on audible or podiobooks or one of those sites as well.

The Failed Cities Monologues by Matt Wallace was a blast (and too short, I want more!) to lsiten to, and is easily available for free all over. It's a sort of a gritty post-apoc series of vignettes from a half-dozen different characters who swap back and forth between chapters. Reminded me a bit of Dhalgren (without all the gay sex) and very much of Sin City. Pretty good quality production with a number of readers, matched to the different narrators.



Protip: do not go anywhere near Mur Lafferty's free audiobooks. She's got a voice like an old truckstop waitress, and she writes like a crazy Wiccan catlady. Her subjects are approximately at the level of a comic book character fanfic, except without any art, and without any good writing.

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Nov 23, 2016

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Yeah, I was scrolling back through the thread for ideas, and came upon that post.
I can't be arsed to go podcast hunting though, that plate is plenty full.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Picked up the most recent Irvine Welsh on Audible (they don't have his new-new one yet), A Decent Ride. It has characters from his other Scotland books (Trainspotting, Glue, Porno, Skagboys) and so far is far superior to the aggressively nihilistic and awful Sex Lives of Siamese Twins. The narrator is amazing too, but if you're not Scottish or familiar with the accent you'll probably be lost.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Mister Macys posted:

Yeah, I was scrolling back through the thread for ideas, and came upon that post.
I can't be arsed to go podcast hunting though, that plate is plenty full.

Sounds like amazon changed their song because Sigler always was talking about how he couldn't sell anything he'd put up for free.

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


Ended up picking up Snow Crash with my most recent credit. Man, Jonathan Davis is AMAZING. I dug him on the Gibson books, but him actually rapping the Sushi K parts... :drat:

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
I got my copy of Snow Crash bundled inside the box of a 3d polygon-based multiplayer tank game - for macintosh. To this day I have no idea why, but thanks Velocity Software, you guys kicked a lot of rear end.

God bless the early 90s

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


coyo7e posted:

I got my copy of Snow Crash bundled inside the box of a 3d polygon-based multiplayer tank game - for macintosh. To this day I have no idea why, but thanks Velocity Software, you guys kicked a lot of rear end.

God bless the early 90s

Did that game run in the Metaverse???

Simiain
Dec 13, 2005

"BAM! The ole fork in the eye!!"
Just got my credit and thought I'd give World War Z a try to see what all the fuss is about.

Am only about 2 hours in, but so far its been pretty dire. Which is a shame because it COULD be so got-dang good. The idea of an oral history, Studs Terkel or Ken Burns style, is fantastic but its handled so poorly in its rush to cram as many over-acting celebs as it can into the production, real people just dont loving talk like they do in this book. The whole point of WWZ is ruined if the production doesnt sound like a documentary, and it doesnt.....it sounds like a bunch of celebrities reading a script.

It started pretty badly when they had a grizzled old Chinese revolutionary doctor spout cheesy Americanisms in his thick chinese accent, it certainly hasnt improved any since then.

I've already mentally moved on from it in getting Blood Meridian on sale, so I reckon I'm going to cut my losses on WWZ and get my credit back.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
If you want harrowing, may I recommend Black Hawk Down?
Picked it up when it was the daily deal about a week ago.

In movie terms, I've reached the point where the Pakistani tanks and Malaysian APCs with US 10th Mountain troops have picked everyone up from their holding position in the city, and are cutting the dead pilot(s) from the... first? crash site.

And there's still 15 chapters to go.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Simiain posted:

Which is a shame because it COULD be so got-dang good
It couldn't.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

EdsTeioh posted:

Did that game run in the Metaverse???
Basically yeah. The game was Spectre. I spent most of that years Macworld expo playing that game at their booth and apparently I sold them enough copies that the next year they recognized me and gave me a free copy of the sequel :3:

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Simiain posted:

I've already mentally moved on from it in getting Blood Meridian on sale, so I reckon I'm going to cut my losses on WWZ and get my credit back.
blood meridian is AMAZING, great narration and good lord the Judge is freaky

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus
Is there any good service for free or cheap audiobooks? Like some app with just a monthly fee?

I searched in the google store and it sent me to audible where I.... think I pay them every month and then buy books besides that?

I listen to audiobooks for about 10-12 hours a day and I can't be spending 30 bucks for 8 hour books.

Like spotify for audiobooks or some such.

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Peas and Rice
Jul 14, 2004

Honor and profit.
If you're a Prime member, they have some free audiobooks and playlists you can listen to, but I'm not sure it's going to be as extensive as a Spotify for audiobooks. For what it's worth, $15 a month gets you 2 credits (I think) and if you're smart and get things on sale, you can really stretch that, especially if you spend the credits on longer, more expensive books.

quote:

blood meridian is AMAZING, great narration and good lord the Judge is freaky

It's literally my favorite audiobook and I listen to it about once a year or so. It's also just a fantastic piece of writing and I would complete dark rituals if it meant I could have half of McCarthy's writing talent.

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