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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

:getin:

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
How was in the thread for two whole days without "Hail to the Third Bike"

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

How was in the thread for two whole days without "Hail to the Third Bike"

Perhaps everyone realized that "Reich" doesn't rhyme with "bike"

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


"alt-reich"

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Gorilla Salad posted:

Though putting a :nws: in front of just about any Oglaf strip is pretty much redundant.


Water wet. Fire hot. Oglaf :nws:

Oglaf has lots of work safe comics, and they're usually the best ones.

Edit: although, yeah, it should always be assumed to be NSFW. But who would browse these forums while at work, amirite?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



wayfinder posted:

Perhaps everyone realized that "Reich" doesn't rhyme with "bike"

It does tho?

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

The Bananana posted:

It does tho?

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:De-Reich-pronunciation.ogg

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



Sounds like it rhymes with bike to me.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Depends on how much steamed milk foam you like in your "ch" sound I imagine.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

So yeah, it rhymes with bike

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

gbut posted:

"alt-reich"

And an alternative way to go right.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Data Graham posted:

Depends on how much steamed milk foam you like in your "ch" sound I imagine.

Uh yeah can I get a flat Reich with soy?

mrpwase has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Nov 29, 2016

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"Deich" is German for "dike".
"dike" rhymes with "bike".
"Deich" rhymes with "Reich".
Therefore - through the transitive property - "Reich" rhymes with "bike".

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Who What Now posted:

Oglaf has lots of work safe comics, and they're usually the best ones.

There's like one "Skulls!", but yeah, it's the best one.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

frankenfreak posted:

"Deich" is German for "dike".
"dike" rhymes with "bike".
"Deich" rhymes with "Reich".
Therefore - through the transitive property - "Reich" rhymes with "bike".

Unless you're from Bavaria. Then ich rhymes with wish.

Ich like sick is a northern thing. That's how it sounds in Berlin.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Bad Sneakers posted:

Unless you're from Bavaria. Then ich rhymes with wish.

Ich like sick is a northern thing. That's how it sounds in Berlin.

My German professor kept saying it the Bavarian way but telling us to say it the Berlin way. I ended up learning it the Bavarian way anyway.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Same

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
This is like when people say that Van Gogh isn't pronounced like "van go"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Guy Goodbody posted:

This is like when people say that Van Gogh isn't pronounced like "van go"

Yeah, it's pronounced fahn khokh.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Guy Goodbody posted:

So yeah, it rhymes with bike

It maybe rhymes if you are vaguely familiar with the German language as a concept but have never heard it spoken in your life

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011


Man, the new Nintendogs got some SERIOUS hair physics upgrades

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Guy Goodbody posted:

This is like when people say that Van Gogh isn't pronounced like "van go"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLTQv8RH1TE

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Guy Goodbody posted:

This is like when people say that Van Gogh isn't pronounced like "van go"
It's van koch, with the ch pronounced like in Reich.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
The G in Gogh is pronounced the same as the g in gif.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
So like a J?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Here we go
:munch:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Hit the showers, you.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


*said with a Spanish accent.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

marshmallow creep posted:

*said with a Spanish accent.

So like, gew?

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Don't make me go and use my slappin' hand

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
HAND BIG

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Gackass

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Oh okay so it's Van-*clear throat*

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
this is an excellent and funny derail

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
It's coming down everybody out now!

cnut
May 3, 2016

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

this is an excellent and funny derail



Holy poo poo this is gonna be my family xmas card this year

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1956 when

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