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guns for tits posted:How do you mistake a 15 year old for an adult? You never met my friend Mariea. Dudes did this to her constantly from about 15 on, so I can see this happening no problem.
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Depending on what podcast goon did and how long it's been, the statute of limitations might have run out. it's worth checking, because if youre holding back on making money because of something you cant be charged for youre just loving your friends.
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Depending on what podcast goon did and how long it's been, the statute of limitations might have run out. it's worth checking, because if youre holding back on making money because of something you cant be charged for youre just loving your friends. Or like, make up some reason why he can't go to said festival or whatever, send the other dudes and skype him in. This poo poo aint hard, that's how you know it's fake.
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Depending on what podcast goon did and how long it's been, the statute of limitations might have run out. it's worth checking, because if youre holding back on making money because of something you cant be charged for youre just loving your friends. some states throw the statute of limitations out the window if you are "evading justice". ie left the state
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quote:My confession is that I get really emotional if someone makes fun of me on the forums. I'll think about derogatory or belittling posts for hours, sometimes for days afterward. I can't help myself. However, I figured out a small way to spin it around in my favor: whenever i post something I think might get a negative reaction, I make an effort to use an obscure SAT-type word. That way, when I play my post over and over again in my head in the following days, I'll remember the word and add it to my vocabulary. yay me quote:My parents were both really bad people. They had my older sister while they were still in high school, basically pawned her off to my grandparents, and then proceeded to gently caress up again and have me in their late 20s. They didn't grow up at all in that time, just got jobs and a little bit of money. Growing up was pretty awful, and when I turned 18 I left home and have never looked back since. My mother died several years ago from cancer, but my dad is still kicking around wasting oxygen.
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the erudite confessor with the admirable vocabulary, he seems like an affable gentleman, right?
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you irl posted:the erudite confessor with the admirable vocabulary, he seems like an affable gentleman, right? gently caress you bitch
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maybe you should just stop posting in D&D pisspants postman of the n00b lagoon
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That second one is believable enough. If you're living in a shithole area with shithole parents, that could be possible. What about the damage to the car? What was the narrative? The guy on the side of the road in a raincoat sat there drinking beers about a mile from his car and got hit. They'd do toxicology and find no booze in his system. There would be a murder investigation.
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Nov 30, 2016 02:18
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loquacius posted:
don't be so dyspathetic.
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Inzombiac posted:They'd do toxicology and find no booze in his system. There would be a murder investigation. Inzombiac posted:you're living in a shithole area Prob wouldn't I think, especially if it was in the past gently caress around town about a year ago somebody was playing with their dog and found a loving scull from some kid that went missing 5 years ago. poo poo like this happens every day.
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Nov 30, 2016 02:45
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Yeah, I guess I'm too optimistic about this stuff.
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loquacius posted:I guess a goon was so convinced he had cancer that he did a bunch of drugs, threw things at children in a Wendy's, tried to sovereign-citizen the cops, and went on a racial-slur rampage when that didn't work Testicle guy's story needs to be over in poo poo That Didn't Happen.
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We need a fake confessions that didn't happen thread, where people can post their confession fiction and then be accused of it being poo poo that did happen.
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quote:My boyfriend has recently gotten deep into conspiracy theories and it is probably going to break us up. He was a major Trump supporter for the past year or so, and started watching Alex Jones on youtube because of this. That was the start of the problem, and since then he has gotten progressively more paranoid with each passing week. anon gay, so what I think GBS is past laughing at gay people by now (especially E/N) but I'm prepared to be proven wrong quote:I am in my late 20s, have a good job, and am about to be married. I still loving love Dragonball. You can do the fusion dance at the wedding, just do it during the reception instead of the ceremony and don't tell anyone what it is. Sneaking nerdy poo poo into your wedding in subtle ways is actually a lot of fun, my sister and brother-in-law had weighted-companion-cube-themed shotglasses as wedding favors (in 2011) and I came down the aisle to Downstream from the Braid soundtrack.
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quote:My boyfriend has recently gotten deep into conspiracy theories and it is probably going to break us up. He was a major Trump supporter for the past year or so, and started watching Alex Jones on youtube because of this. That was the start of the problem, and since then he has gotten progressively more paranoid with each passing week. Sever. Find yourself a new man that rejects hateful ideology and paranoid delusions. This one is lost. quote:my sister and brother-in-law had weighted-companion-cube-themed shotglasses as wedding favors (in 2011) and I came down the aisle to Downstream from the Braid soundtrack. Also sever
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If you are gay why do you care if your partner distrusts Catholics? Just stop considering yourself with politics and enjoy your relationship, you are not a Jew or Catholic so it won't impact you.
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i'm more likely to reach for my elephant gun upon hearing "the cake is a lie" at a wedding rather than if someone came out gay tbqhimpo
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Shayu posted:If you are gay why do you care if your partner distrusts Catholics? Just stop considering yourself with politics and enjoy your relationship, you are not a Jew or Catholic so it won't impact you. Yeah there will be no impact on the confessor at all from being with a bigoted conspiracy nut because the bigotry is not directly aimed at him. 
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Nov 30, 2016 18:23
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Yeah there will be no impact on the confessor at all from being with a bigoted conspiracy nut because the bigotry is not directly aimed at him. the confessor is gay tho, he wants to live a bit on the wild side of life thats probably why he chose to be gay 
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You guys, the point is that they didn't make a big thing of it, they just had shotglasses with what appeared to be a cute heart box design on them and a throwaway line about companions underneath, and Downstream is an objectively beautiful piece of chamber music  I like nerd references to be easter eggs, meaning they're cool if you get them and unnoticeable if you don't. I agree that that picture of those nerds getting married in Gamestop while wearing Zelda costumes was cringey as gently caress, because they were doing it wrong Shayu posted:If you are gay why do you care if your partner distrusts Catholics? Just stop considering yourself with politics and enjoy your relationship, you are not a Jew or Catholic so it won't impact you. ex-nazi poem reference
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loquacius posted:You guys, the point is that they didn't make a big thing of it, they just had shotglasses with what appeared to be a cute heart box design on them and a throwaway line about companions underneath, and Downstream is an objectively beautiful piece of chamber music actually all nerds should be destroyed
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Eh, when I'm at the gym or at barre class or whatever and start to wimp out, I'll think to myself, "what would Goku do?" and push through the pain. I've admitted this to exactly one person in real life, because I suspected he would either find it funny or admit he does something similar (he's more obsessed with db than me), but instead he gave me a  face so I don't share that anymore.
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Lmao Goku workout is kind of adorable, in a weird way. I wish I liked anything on this earth half as much as that guy likes dragon ball. My go to work out pump up is still get beefy bitch, tho.
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Nov 30, 2016 20:28
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just listen to a sweet metal track to slam through plateaus ya nerd 
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Catholic overlords? That's a new one. The only Catholics I know are dumbass drunksloquacius posted:I came down the aisle to Downstream from the Braid soundtrack. It's a great soundtrack
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it bugs me way more than it should that druggie cancer racist guy talks about getting way high on his dab rig hours before being introduced to dabs by his employees MY VERISIMILITUDE!!!  Also I absolutely refuse to believe that anyone who watched a ton of DBZ and then started hitting the gym wouldn't pump themselves up thinking of Goku. Shine on you crazy diamond, whatever helps you work out is good.
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food court bailiff posted:it bugs me way more than it should that druggie cancer racist guy talks about getting way high on his dab rig hours before being introduced to dabs by his employees Oh yeah?! What about people that work out to avoid thinking about their years of sexual abuse, you monster!
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rezatahs posted:just listen to a sweet metal track to slam through plateaus ya nerd If you don't work out to Toto's Africa then you aren't working out right.
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I have never met a single person at the gym who doesn't want to go Super Saiyan That's just normal
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buckets of buckets posted:the confessor is gay tho, he wants to live a bit on the wild side of life thats probably why he chose to be gay That's not how being gay works idiot
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Improbable Lobster posted:That's not how being gay works idiot I am an autistic computer operator please explain in engineering terms how being gay DOES work
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I am an autistic computer operator please explain in engineering terms how being gay DOES work it's hardcoded.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:it's hardcoded. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Oh yeah?! What about people that work out to avoid thinking about their years of sexual abuse, you monster! I was sexually abused by goku so I'm fulfilling both
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Gimbal lock posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS DRAGONBALL Z AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GOKU. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GALACTIC FRIEZA ARMY BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE AFTERLIFE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.
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sinking belle posted:jsyk today is the tenth anniversary of the original of this post And it's still glorious.
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