PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

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KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Montalvo posted:

https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/803795738652213248

oh dear

mmm poo poo thats spiiiiicey

but, is shitpostbot intentionally galmourizer virgin mass murders???? thats like, as bad as being alt-right

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:08

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# ? May 27, 2024 14:15

Montalvo: Sep 3, 2007; Fun Shoe

in a post-truth world where automated bots make alt-right comics... do androids dream of simpsons memes?

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:10

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ToxicSlurpee posted:

German words are the best. The word for pet is "Haustier" which just means "house animal."

And the word for bra is "Bustier" which means boob animal.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:20

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

As went Tay, so goes Shitpostbot5000 :negative:

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:22

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Gorilla Salad posted:

And the word for bra is "Bustier" which means boob animal.

This is an abuse of philology worthy of J.R.R. Mozart :allears:

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:24

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Is dat boi cool again?

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:31

MichiganCubbie: Dec 11, 2008; I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

KoRMaK posted:

mmm poo poo thats spiiiiicey

but, is shitpostbot intentionally galmourizer virgin mass murders???? thats like, as bad as being alt-right

I know I said this the last time I saw this posted, but I always read this in Khan's voice from King of the Hill.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:47

ThaGhettoJew: Jul 4, 2003; The world is a ghetto

Gorilla Salad posted:

And the word for bra is "Bustier" which means boob animal.

I thought it was something like "Bustenhalter" or bosom-holder. Dang it. High school German class made me incorrectly gigglous. Anyway "Bustier" looks more Francophone to me.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 05:00

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

hard counter posted:

God these are good.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 05:20

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

KoRMaK posted:

but, is shitpostbot intentionally galmourizer virgin mass murders????

Elliot Rogers has a legit fanbase of women who fantasize about him and being the one who was able to save him. It's like the women who were into the Boston Bomber, but somehow far creepier.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 05:30

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No women wanted him till he got famous. Typical.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 05:32

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

trapped mouse posted:

Elliot Rogers has a legit fanbase of women who fantasize about him and being the one who was able to save him. It's like the women who were into the Boston Bomber, but somehow far creepier.

yea but are they cute tho

# ? Nov 30, 2016 05:39

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHx3a0XLPA

# ? Nov 30, 2016 05:49

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

spit on my clit posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHx3a0XLPA

How many layers of irony is this

# ? Nov 30, 2016 05:58

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

ThaGhettoJew posted:

I thought it was something like "Bustenhalter" or bosom-holder. Dang it. High school German class made me incorrectly gigglous. Anyway "Bustier" looks more Francophone to me.

yeah. "Brassiere" = B�stenhalter, "bra" = B.H. (pronounced "bay haw")

It was a big deal when we learned that word in seventh grade. Run up to the girls, "Hallo, Sarah, tr�gst du eine B.H.???" *run away giggling*

the coolest

# ? Nov 30, 2016 06:00

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

but, is shitpostbot intentionally galmourizer virgin mass murders???? thats like, as bad as being alt-right

Elliot Rodger was a victim and deserves respect.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 06:44

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

I do not like the weird-chin overalls men song

# ? Nov 30, 2016 06:49

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Chard posted:

I do not like the weird-chin overalls men song

good, there is still time for you to get out

# ? Nov 30, 2016 06:51

Beef Hardcheese: Jan 21, 2003; HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT

twoday posted:

Pard is a paard, a horse, like a nijlpaard (Nile horse aka hippopotamus). I still go to my Dutch butcher in Amsterdam every other week and buy paardevlees (horse meat). Leo is also not the current or past Dutch spelling for lion, which is "leeuw" but it's pronounced close to "leo" so "leeuwpaard" would be transcribed by an Englishman as leopard.

Meer in Dutch means "more." It might also be related to a verb for looking, so they may be "starecats." In English the word cat is not usually spelled with a k, but a c. Even in olden times. The fact that the Dutch have a different word for it now does not exclude the possibility that they used to call it a "meerkat" and that was then adapted by the English before the Dutch renamed it.

Also, keep in mind that there were no spelling conventions in the age of exploration in the Netherlands or England.

Ugh, I guess I will look up the etymology.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 07:27

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

El Burbo posted:

How many layers of irony is this

Idk, like three or four, my dude

# ? Nov 30, 2016 07:47

Vandar: Sep 14, 2007; Isn't That Right, Chairman?

spit on my clit posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHx3a0XLPA

I don't get it.

What was changed?

I've watched this like four times now and haven't seen anything different.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 08:06

PureRok: Mar 27, 2010; Good as new.

Dexie posted:

I don't get it.

What was changed?

I've watched this like four times now and haven't seen anything different.

nothing has changed not even the branch, net or banana peel scenes

# ? Nov 30, 2016 08:15

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yznVu6dtzg

# ? Nov 30, 2016 08:34

ass struggle: Dec 25, 2012; by Athanatos

# ? Nov 30, 2016 08:56

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Here have a different song to get stuck in your head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmEKVsqh2P8

# ? Nov 30, 2016 09:42

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

MageMage posted:

Here have a different song to get stuck in your head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmEKVsqh2P8

This reminded me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phj3b4lXrKQ

# ? Nov 30, 2016 09:46

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9_lgbmuwaE

E: Gets real loud past 3 minute mark.

cinci zoo sniper has a new favorite as of 10:08 on Nov 30, 2016

# ? Nov 30, 2016 10:02

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3lwkJkXQvo

# ? Nov 30, 2016 11:00

ThaGhettoJew: Jul 4, 2003; The world is a ghetto

DontMockMySmock posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yznVu6dtzg

This is rl rl good.

Here is a metaphor about life.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 11:12

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 30, 2016 14:50

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Going as Hitler Manson Potter for Halloween next year

# ? Nov 30, 2016 16:11

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Inzombiac posted:

If we're talking German, the word for glove is "hand shoe".

And the word for shoe is "foot glove."

# ? Nov 30, 2016 16:26

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

DrBouvenstein posted:

And the word for shoe is "foot glove."

Nothing wrong with that.
http://www.marksandspencer.com/l/women/shoes-and-boots/footglove

# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:02

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWUMkKZhus

# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:39

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

twoday posted:

This is how Dutch colonists named animals, and consequently why a lot of animals have weird names in English (as loanwords from Dutch)

Aardvark = Earthpig
Leopard = Lionhorse
Meerkat = multicat
Wildebeest = wildbeast
Reebok = deergoat
Dodo (bastardization of "Doodars") = knotass (for the knot of feathers on its rear end)

Dragon = salmon snake
Lion = noble deer

:finland: