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Tiger Millionaire
Jan 25, 2014

He'll eat your kids and fire your parents!
Me and a pal wandered round Shoreditch this weekend trying as much hipster pizza as we could. Had a great time!


Tiger Millionaire has a new favorite as of 13:21 on Nov 28, 2016

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

When I'm not on a vacation, I should

Teagan posted:



1 month before SA reg. Man I was super cool in my khakis and bandana.

I should do a before/after comparison pic of me as a high schooler and me now. I looked like total rear end because I simultaneously thought long hair was cool and didn't give a poo poo about how I dressed as long as I was comfortable.

Hence I ended up wearing cheap graphic t-shirts and cargo shorts pretty much every day it was warm, with a hoodie tied around my waist just in case it was chilly indoors.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014


12 years old, 5.5' and extremely hunched.



I am in love with this skirt.

Atarian
Aug 10, 2005

This ant...
Clever Betty

Back to work!

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $



German advent party last night.

skeemon has a new favorite as of 12:20 on Dec 14, 2016

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


20 years ago wearing oversized shirts.


AN hour ago trying to smile and thinking i will never have as good of a mustache as my dad.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Give it a few more months to grow in thicker.
Maybe a year.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

ElMaligno posted:


AN hour ago trying to smile and thinking i will never have as good of a mustache as my dad.

Now THAT'S what I am talking about!! Rockin' shades suit your face perfectly, 'stache is coming in so much better.... way to go dude, you look rad.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"
Proud poppa on Thanksgiving:

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Hell yeah!

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

That is one NICE looking family.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




The Relentless posted:

Proud poppa on Thanksgiving:



Awwe two sons and two daughters!

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007
20 years ago:



Now:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Impressive.

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009

Indeed. Your transition seems to have gone really well.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Clinton1011 posted:

20 years ago:



Now:



Would.
Would.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Pictures of this thing are all over Tinder locally so when my friend told me I couldn't look any more sketchy I had to take a selfie.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you


Getting Christmas on with my best girls!

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Planning a date in January with my best old girlfriend that I haven't seen in well probably over a decade. Black dresses, jewels, hot shoes and fake old timey classic actress names like Hildy and Blanche, or when we slip into tennesse whiskey, The King and The Man in Black. Redder lipstick, darker eyes and not the silly bracelets, but a really nice pearl and rhinestone one that I have from the 50's. The bar is the diviest dive in all of Montreal, smells awful, sometimes there is a dog, it is dark and awful, but they have the best scotch selection for that kind of night.






the photo doesn't show the cool ruching on the front with a sweep across it. I will also try to lose more weight by then. I will wear my leather bomber jacket, red heels and the best aviators I own. There will be many photos. So look forward to selfies with me actually Doing something. But in the meantime, the same poses as ever.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

shipwrek posted:



Getting Christmas on with my best girls!

This is SO FREAKING PRECIOUS

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
hello I am a rugged man




The Relentless posted:

Proud poppa on Thanksgiving:



shipwrek posted:



Getting Christmas on with my best girls!

These are both super adorable.


Tiger Millionaire posted:

Me and a pal wandered round Shoreditch this weekend trying as much hipster pizza as we could. Had a great time!




would eat both pizzas A+

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

Tiger Millionaire posted:

Me and a pal wandered round Shoreditch this weekend trying as much hipster pizza as we could. Had a great time!




You are the Magic the Gathering rear end Dude but for pizza. I love it.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

i am the bird posted:

hello I am a rugged man





These are both super adorable.


would eat both pizzas A+

That's a real good outfit also A+ house plant :yeah:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Teagan posted:

Planning a date in January with my best old girlfriend that I haven't seen in well probably over a decade. Black dresses, jewels, hot shoes and fake old timey classic actress names like Hildy and Blanche, or when we slip into tennesse whiskey, The King and The Man in Black. Redder lipstick, darker eyes and not the silly bracelets, but a really nice pearl and rhinestone one that I have from the 50's. The bar is the diviest dive in all of Montreal, smells awful, sometimes there is a dog, it is dark and awful, but they have the best scotch selection for that kind of night.






the photo doesn't show the cool ruching on the front with a sweep across it. I will also try to lose more weight by then. I will wear my leather bomber jacket, red heels and the best aviators I own. There will be many photos. So look forward to selfies with me actually Doing something. But in the meantime, the same poses as ever.

I'm excited to see you out of the house!

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm excited to see you out of the house!

thanks, I will try not to burst into flames on the way to the safe safe dark bar.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Teagan posted:

thanks, I will try not to burst into flames on the way to the safe safe dark bar.

Trying won't matter, it's inevitable because you're so hot!

You look great and I hope you two have an amazing time. Trip report with favorite new drinks will be appreciated!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Keeping the mustache, finally going back to BJJ after a month of sadbrains and gonna feel sore in the morning.
Also gym friends are busting my balls for keeping it, dicks :argh:

i am the bird posted:

hello I am a rugged man

I felt 10 years older looking at this picture, jfc

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

ElMaligno posted:


Also gym friends are busting my balls for keeping it, dicks :argh:

Keep up the faith! It looks rad. I wore a giant stache for a while but got tired of the septum pulling it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Looking real Freddy Mercury there, ElMaligno. I like it!

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

ElMaligno posted:


Keeping the mustache, finally going back to BJJ after a month of sadbrains and gonna feel sore in the morning.
Congrats on returning to training! Don't go easy on the stache haters.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Mocking Bird posted:

That's a real good outfit also A+ house plant :yeah:

I can't take credit for any of our houseplants. My roommate usually has to revive them whenever he returns from a trip because my presence alone makes them shrivel and die. I also have that effect on people.

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009

ElMaligno posted:


Keeping the mustache, finally going back to BJJ after a month of sadbrains and gonna feel sore in the morning.
Also gym friends are busting my balls for keeping it, dicks :argh:


Nice moustache. You look like you are legally barred from living within 1000 feet of schools and playgrounds.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Dogbrisket posted:

Nice moustache. You look like you are legally barred from living within 1000 feet of schools and playgrounds.

Or he enforces that on others with his gun, badge and 'stache.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Does anybody here like lizards?

This Cuming's monitor came in for a check-up today. She weighs almost eight pounds, is three feet long, and is still growing. The box makes her look small but trust me, it was a big-rear end box.



She was a total sweetheart. Look at this face :3: :3: :3:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Does anybody here like lizards?

This Cuming's monitor came in for a check-up today. She weighs almost eight pounds, is three feet long, and is still growing. The box makes her look small but trust me, it was a big-rear end box.



She was a total sweetheart. Look at this face :3: :3: :3:



:swoon:

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


That's cute as HECK!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Last thing most birds will ever see.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I like that huge lizard

Have a me without a lot of makeup

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
A former employer was having an "Amazing Race" type event and they wanted a gag gift for the losers. Since it was 90's themed and I was running an American Gladiators style challenge, people joked that I should dress in a singlet for it. I did them one better and said I should take boudoir pics in them and we'd get glossy prints for me to sign. A good friend (actually the artist for most of my tattoos) wanted in on it and it evolved into something much more than either of us anticipated, in a SFW way, after a few beers and lots of laughs. Pardon the janky resolution, they're super large since he shot them on a High-Res DSLR so I used Imgur's little -m trick in the URL.

Here are the highlights:

Warming up


I've been interrupted


He was reprimanded


Whatcha thinkin about?


Please work out


Good work!

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