Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

There's some heavy blows being exchanged here folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

Play video while reading thread

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:33

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# ? May 29, 2024 11:12

D_Shart: Nov 30, 2016

ManofManyAliases posted:

Would those be the crayons you used to draw up your LOD "scenes?"

Dude you need to make fun of his genitals or something. As a committed citizen I dont really want to directly acknowledge derek but i can give you some pointers if you want

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:34

ManofManyAliases: Mar 21, 2016; ToastOfManySmarts

Can't post for 3 hours!

thatguy posted:

MoMA use these:

The blog, Derek. 100 - percent - legally - actionable - blog.

I spaced it out for you so you don't have to fetch your reading glasses.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:34

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

Would those be the crayons you used to draw up your LOD "scenes?"

BOOOooo! 3 belts out of 10.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:34

lazorexplosion: Mar 19, 2016

This is great.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:35

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ManofManyAliases posted:

The blog, Derek. 100 - percent - legally - actionable - blog.

I spaced it out for you so you don't have to fetch your reading glasses.

Jesus Derek, you just got Beltman'd

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:35

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

ManofManyAliases posted:

Would those be the crayons you used to draw up your LOD scenes?

Nice. So you still didn't answer. Alright then.

Anyway, have you downloaded tonight's Evocati build any any chance? Is SM enabled now? :smuggo:

?

Also, you have contacts, so it's hilarious to me that you have to use fake videos from Reddit as an argument for whether or not a critical and promised module is in a patch release. And yesterday, you were all like: :smuggo:

Then CIG did what they always do: leave their backers and avid supporters out to dry

Then you switch to +1 hostile, +2 attack, +9 meltdown mode because, well, you have nothing - and 2.6 is still shite

It's also hilarious to me that with all this "open development", not only did CIG not release patch notes to the backers - because that would put to bed all the obfuscation they're doing - but nobody is brave enough to ask them on Reddit or the RSI forum whether or not said critical component was actually enabled/active or not. Because backers are probably afraid that asking would get them probated. Nice.

Even the scam can't get anything right. That's how crooks get caught btw.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:36

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

ManofManyAliases posted:

The blog, Derek. 100 - percent - legally - actionable - blog.

I spaced it out for you so you don't have to fetch your reading glasses.

NUTSHOT

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:36

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

ManofManyAliases posted:

Fam, wtf are you going on about? There is no record. I'm not Toast you fuckwit. You're simply a wrong and sad man. You've been wrong about nearly everything. It's time you put up or shut-up, or at least place me on your ignore list.

Burn...

I bet Derek Smart regrets not banning him for doxing him now.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:37

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

D_Smart posted:

Nice. So you still didn't answer. Alright then.

Anyway, have you downloaded tonight's Evocati build any any chance? Is SM enabled now? ?

Also, you have contacts, so it's hilarious to me that you have to use fake videos from Reddit as an argument for whether or not a critical and promised module is in a patch release. And yesterday, you were all like:

Then CIG did what they always do: leave their backers and avid supporters out to dry

Then you switch to +1 hostile, +2 attack, +9 meltdown mode because, well, you have nothing - and 2.6 is still shite

It's also hilarious to me that with all this "open development", not only did CIG not release patch notes to the backers - because that would put to bed all the obfuscation they're doing - but nobody is brave enough to ask them on Reddit or the RSI forum whether or not said critical component was actually enabled/active or not. Because backers are probably afraid that asking would get them probated. Nice.

Even the scam can't get anything right. That's how crooks get caught btw.

GO FOR THE BODY

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:37

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Watch AAHT derek he's go' ah KNOIFE!

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:37

ManofManyAliases: Mar 21, 2016; ToastOfManySmarts

Can't post for 3 hours!

D_Smart posted:

Nice. So you still didn't answer. Alright then.

Anyway, have you downloaded tonight's Evocati build any any chance? Is SM enabled now? ?

Also, you have contacts, so it's hilarious to me that you have to use fake videos from Reddit as an argument for whether or not a critical and promised module is in a patch release. And yesterday, you were all like:

Then CIG did what they always do: leave their backers and avid supporters out to dry

Then you switch to +1 hostile, +2 attack, +9 meltdown mode because, well, you have nothing - and 2.6 is still shite

It's also hilarious to me that with all this "open development", not only did CIG not release patch notes to the backers - because that would put to bed all the obfuscation they're doing - but nobody is brave enough to ask them on Reddit or the RSI forum whether or not said critical component was actually enabled/active or not. Because backers are probably afraid that asking would get them probated. Nice.

Even the scam can't get anything right. That's how crooks get caught btw.

I don't burn my friends just to prove a point.

Speaking of, how's Nick Monroe?

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:38

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Don't worry derek it's just a breadknife.....

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:40

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

peter gabriel posted:

The star marine footage was offline mode but the AI is so advanced it really really looks like there are other 50 year old sci fi pedos in the gameplay video

engage my captain.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:40

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Don't worry derek it's just a breadknife.....

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:41

A Neurotic Corncob: Nov 12, 2016; A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.

nightmare autism battle arena

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:41

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Ash1138 posted:

i can't tell if cig is trying to goof on id software with that star marine thing or if they're actually equating themselves to id

either way, it's super funny because id released arguably the best shooter in years a few months ago

I had to look it up, and apparently it's in-universe lore where they ~~ripoff~~ pay homage to id software by ~~ripping off~~ using their logo (in pieces here) as a joke and apply it to an ~~embarrassing~~ amazing FPS experience that redefines ~~does nothing new for~~ the genre.

Also

Daztek posted:

Star Marine has been found

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5fscye/looks_like_anybody_can_download_the_26_build_and/

quote:

I imagine CIG will fix this at some point

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:41

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

D_Smart posted:

fake videos from Reddit

Holy poo poo MoMA you're about to get a hat-trick of being right.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:41

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

nightmare autism battle arena

It's like 8 mile with less rapping.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:42

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ManofManyAliases posted:

Speaking of, how's Nick Monroe?

He's doing alright I suppose.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:42

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

lazorexplosion posted:

This is great.

I agree. Thread is good again. Nay, goodest!

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:43

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

nightmare autism battle arena

Tiger tax really sets the mood.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:43

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

D_Smart posted:

Alright then.

Then I did what they always do: yell at the people who bought Battlecruiser and tell them to read the loving manual and leave them and my avid supporters out to dry

I often switch to +1 hostile, +2 attack, +9 meltdown mode because, well, I have nothing - and LoD is still shite

Even my blog can't get anything right now that I can't steal from G0RF. That's how Warlords get cucked btw.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:43

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

http://autismbattle.com/

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:44

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

D_Shart posted:

So I finally decided to join as I have a few bones to pick. You'll be seeing more of me you better get used to it.

This will take a few moments so everyone shut the gently caress up til Im done or risk the ownzone.

countdown to balls

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:44

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Felt like I was hot poo poo when I had the 64-(bit) Crayola set in school.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:45

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

peter gabriel posted:

There's some heavy blows being exchanged here folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

Play video while reading thread

I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:45

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

nightmare autism battle arena

No matter who wins we all lose.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:46

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

ManofManyAliases posted:

I don't burn my friends just to prove a point.

Speaking of, how's Nick Monroe?

Wait!! So posting that "Yeah, SM is in 2.6 and dsmart is a lying fucker" is somehow burning your friends? Are you hanging out at the zoo again? Be honest.

I dunno who that is. How's your mom?

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:46

ManofManyAliases: Mar 21, 2016; ToastOfManySmarts

Can't post for 3 hours!

Derek - I smell you typing up 1000 words from here. Let me save you the trouble:

Please don't respond unless you provide any of the following:

-you have proof of an investigation (e.g.: a photo of documentation pertinent to CIG et al.)
-you have a signed letter from a lawyer to CIG with your demands
-you photograph your evocati access with your name and today's date - signed by you (which is LOL since you stated your own ~~computer~~ laptop can't even run your shitbox of a game, LOD.
-MRI of your positronic, AI neural net, mathematical-logic brain

I'll wait.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:48

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Tippis posted:

I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

Either is good hell yes

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:48

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

ManofManyAliases posted:

Would those be the crayons you used to draw up your LOD "scenes?"

only needs one crayon for that, the teal one

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:48

ManofManyAliases: Mar 21, 2016; ToastOfManySmarts

Can't post for 3 hours!

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

only needs one crayon for that, the tane one

FTFY

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:49

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

ManofManyAliases posted:

Derek - I smell you typing up 1000 words from here. Let me save you the trouble:

Please don't respond unless you provide any of the following:

-you have proof of an investigation (e.g.: a photo of documentation pertinent to CIG et al.)
-you have a signed letter from a lawyer to CIG with your demands
-you photograph your evocati access with your name and today's date - signed by you (which is LOL since you stated your own ~~computer~~ laptop can't even run your shitbox of a game, LOD.
-MRI of your positronic, AI neural net, mathematical-logic brain

I'll wait.

Nice try. So you won't answer or engage about whether or not Star Marine is in fact in 2.6. So you keep deflecting.

I declare myself the winner by default.

Thanks for playing.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:49