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bawk
Mar 31, 2013


gently caress

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Field Mousepad posted:

a handful of people think he's really clever but it's just garbage

The Quotes Thread Motto

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jeepers, that's right up there with the goon who made his own rear end in a top hat fall out. :barf:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Facebook Aunt posted:

Dude has some strong opinions about Nissan.

He's not wrong though

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

theflyingexecutive posted:

surprise surprise a guy who is only alive because of a thunderbolt adapter is doing Apple commercials

Boiled Water posted:

what's the story here?


ufarn posted:

actually it's timb cook's monster

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I resent apple appropriating my culture's heritage for their commercials.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

lol if you posted:

i once got probated for spamming viletat.jpg and then i realized i could still report my own posts while on probation so i reported every one of my posts from the thread and in the "reason" field i pasted the url for viletat.jpg

Machai
Feb 21, 2013


loving lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Fantastic. Give this man a blue star and send him to the trenches of GBS.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Context: No Fap

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Sounds like a good idea. I'm up fo....

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist



one decade down, many to go

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pick posted:

oh look at me i want to gently caress dolphins but i can't buy a loving PBR

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS




Fellis posted:

I'm surprised the germans are letting you post from prison, OP!!

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Works best without context:

Guy Goodbody posted:

Last time I looked in Negrotown, Negromancer was explaining that the other black posters had insufficient depth of black experience, so they could only talk about their own life experience, and not black stuff generally. It was OK for him to say that, Negromancer explained, because he had the deepest black experience of anyone there.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Count Freebasie posted:

Works best without context:
[quote="Guy Goodbody" post="466973633"]
Last time I looked in Negrotown, Negromancer was explaining that the other black posters had insufficient depth of black experience, so they could only talk about their own life experience, and not black stuff generally. It was OK for him to say that, Negromancer explained, because he had the deepest black experience of anyone there.

Nice humblebrag

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Enourmo posted:



one decade down, many to go

If I make it through that quote without laughing the fact that the two last chars are lowercase get me every time and I don't know why

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
Does anybody have an archives link for the post itself

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Karate Bastard posted:

If I make it through that quote without laughing the fact that the two last chars are lowercase get me every time and I don't know why

It's because you know, in your very soul, it was slammed out on a keyboard holding the shift key the whole time.... except for right at the end.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
yes, yes, that is it, yes

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Sapozhnik posted:

Does anybody have an archives link for the post itself

Does this work? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2200257

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Enourmo posted:



one decade down, many to go

I have, in public, burst into uncontrollable giggle fits when the thought of this post hits my brain. I am a grown man with a mortgage and a child. This is how I know these loving forums have ruined my brain.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

wyntyr posted:

I have, in public, burst into uncontrollable giggle fits when the thought of this post hits my brain. I am a grown man with a mortgage and a child. This is how I know these loving forums have ruined my brain.

thats just you remembering a funny thing and laughing about it, nothing to be ashamed of mate

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
regarding Roombas:

canyoneer posted:

It's not about covering the area most efficiently. It's about continuous cleaning all day.
The robot's got all the time in the world, so it doesn't care that it will take 10x as long to vacuum the floor as it would for you to do it, if it's doing it autonomously while you're at work.

I know a guy who has two big dogs. One (or both?) of his dogs was sick, and had diarrhea. He watched helplessly and horrified through a security camera remotely while he was at work of his dog spraying liquid poop all over the tile, and then his Roomba (that he only had for 2 weeks prior) fire up and spread it all across the house.

He threw the Roomba away immediately, and had to spend hours cleaning up a fine glaze of doggy diarrhea from every flat surface the Roomba could travel on.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i can't find the 'my nigga have you tried LSD' quote does anyone have it

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

StashAugustine posted:

i can't find the 'my nigga have you tried LSD' quote does anyone have it

It's on page 2

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

StashAugustine posted:

i can't find the 'my nigga have you tried LSD' quote does anyone have it

It was on page two of this very thread.

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

Blind Sally posted:

regarding Roombas:

Every time I read a post in this thread that came from another thread I have bookmarked, the forums feel slightly smaller. How many active users are in this place these days again?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BJPaskoff posted:

Every time I read a post in this thread that came from another thread I have bookmarked, the forums feel slightly smaller. How many active users are in this place these days again?

3. The rest are alts.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Facebook Aunt posted:

3. The rest are alts.

As a Facebook Aunt alt, I can confirm this.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Not sure where this one actually came from

https://twitter.com/oddiummm/status/804502566876905472

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Political cartoons thread

Jurgan posted:

What's 42069? Google suggests maybe something to do with the Holocaust?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
What do mods do for a living:

zen death robot posted:

I sell everyone's IP info to the NSA for a living


FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm ZDR's contact at the NSA.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
mods knew

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: woah. Didn't refresh.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


Mods are well aware, thank you.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

I've only seen 2 kids fit into one shirt and that was pretty great, I really can't imagine how awesome 4 kids fitting into 1 pair of pants would be :eyepop:

Pick posted:

aatrek spotted

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

FishBulb posted:

Is liquid nitrogen even something you can buy for home use?

I just know it as the magical stuff that killed the terminator 2

WaitsUp posted:

Nobody tell him there's a second half of Terminator 2

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

shame on an IGA posted:

dad god, so what

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

Not a Step posted:

This election is like an Aristocrats joke that just keeps going and going and everyone in the room is crying and some of them are having full on PTSD moments but the comedian won't stop, he won't stop until he has destroyed all hope and humor and can finally deadpan the punchline and then walk calmly out the open window of a 20th story building

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QueenOfMistakes
Feb 22, 2007

Kittens are tasty.
Does anyone have the quotes (or better yet, a link to the thread) where goons did that drug that will make you black out for days then did things like try to buy a piano on ebay?

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