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Data Graham posted:The only price to pay... is that it won't actually work like a dick anymore!  
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:hey is this the dick enlargement thread because hoo boy do i have a Man Vs. Penis story for you  I really want to see the pictures now because  but I am at work right now so I guess I'll wait 
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Dec 1, 2016 13:04
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Fathis Munk posted:
You have to register and get approved by a moderator of that site to view the hellmouth pictures (it's not worth it) , but geez I feel sorry for the guy. I mean he was overly trustful of his doctor and spent thousands on surgery and airplane tickets. This sounds like a case of (literally) gross malpractice . At the same time it took him forever like 2 months to figure out that his penis was practically rejecting what ever was inside so he doesn't seem to have any awareness of the process. If you are going to get your penis butchered to lengthen it I would think you would do research ,but welp, people. Also here are the highlights of scabby penor pics of said mans dong, he posted like a million pictures of his penis so here are only a few if anyone wanted to look at them out of morbid curiosity  http://i.imgur.com/MsZ8rmK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Wq007xQ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/szAlVFX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/j7HjCDj.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Yv9c2fp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/681VWt4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/GfnkjK8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/i8FSoFG.jpg http://i.imgur.com/lInjMnu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RhUN48v.jpg FYI if you didn't already know these are all pictures of a jacked up penis so it is not work safe Zombie Hug has a new favorite as of 14:49 on Dec 1, 2016 |
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Dec 1, 2016 13:30
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It's probably body dysmorphia, but I'm not one to pass up an opportunity to mock the most fragile of masculinity and the end result of the dude actually losing dick length
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Dec 1, 2016 13:36
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quote:Please think long and hard before going into something like this.
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Dec 1, 2016 13:40
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I'll admit, this one made me a little curious: https://i.imgur.com/xZMTovSh.jpg Am I the AUG now?
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Dec 1, 2016 13:42
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I am the plasma tendril tickling the scrot
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Dec 1, 2016 13:53
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Dec 1, 2016 16:56
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AUG Thread: I absolutely trust your artistic expertise @cummy-eyelids
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Dec 1, 2016 16:59
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Why is this happening?
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Dec 1, 2016 17:30
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Palisader posted:Why is this happening? We're all dead and this is hell.
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Dec 1, 2016 17:31
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I'll admit, this one made me a little curious: This is fantastic
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Dec 1, 2016 17:37
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free basket of chips posted:This is fantastic Its the Sistine Chapel meets Weird Science
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Dec 1, 2016 19:10
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Data Graham posted:AUG Thread: I absolutely trust your artistic expertise @cummy-eyelids 
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Dec 1, 2016 19:38
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Oh my god I didn't realize what everyone was talking about on my dash when they were saying "the toe thing" but now I know.  "You're just sheltered and this is normal!" thanks tumblr  E: AUG Thread -> Don't kinkshame my toe
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Dec 1, 2016 19:49
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Just end it all.
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Dec 1, 2016 20:01
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Zombie Hug posted:
Even the owner of one of the grossest, saddest dicks in the world is still all too happy to blast us with dick pics. I guess at least his is remarkable.
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Dec 1, 2016 20:03
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Tofu Terry posted:Oh my god I didn't realize what everyone was talking about on my dash when they were saying "the toe thing" but now I know. I think the original post was tagged with 'vulture culture' which, in and of itself, isn't terrible and I follow some people who deal with dead animals and their bones/pelts, and I have a small collection of dead things too, but uh. alrighty cummy-eyelids
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Dec 1, 2016 20:07
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The Snoo posted:I think the original post was tagged with 'vulture culture' which, in and of itself, isn't terrible and I follow some people who deal with dead animals and their bones/pelts, and I have a small collection of dead things too, but uh. alrighty cummy-eyelids Sounds like someone is jealous
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Dec 1, 2016 20:08
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The Snoo posted:I think the original post was tagged with 'vulture culture' which, in and of itself, isn't terrible and I follow some people who deal with dead animals and their bones/pelts, and I have a small collection of dead things too, but uh. alrighty cummy-eyelids Yeah, following vulture culture blogs is how I saw it eventually. I'm a forensic science student so I started following morbid science type blogs but some of them get really weird and obsessive about dead stuff. I've had to unfollow at least two for straight up sexualizing both human and animal corpses so that was. Interesting. Tumblr's a great place full of well adjusted people
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Dec 1, 2016 20:54
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Jestery posted:I am the plasma tendril tickling the scrot Today, we all are
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Dec 1, 2016 21:17
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I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish.
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Dec 1, 2016 21:48
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When I was 14 I had my toe amputated. After the procedure I asked the doctor at the hospital if I could keep it in like a jar of formaldehyde. He didn't bat an eye, just said that unfortunately they'd thrown it away but that it was a relatively common request. That is my toe story. I was a weird 14 year old.
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Dec 1, 2016 22:43
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Lazy Reservist posted:I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish. It's gotta be green tho
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Dec 1, 2016 23:27
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murphyslaw posted:When I was 14 I had my toe amputated. After the procedure I asked the doctor at the hospital if I could keep it in like a jar of formaldehyde. He didn't bat an eye, just said that unfortunately they'd thrown it away but that it was a relatively common request. So you should ask before the surgery, got it.
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Dec 1, 2016 23:45
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porkswordonboard posted:It's gotta be green tho The toe or the nail polish?
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murphyslaw posted:When I was 14 I had my toe amputated. After the procedure I asked the doctor at the hospital if I could keep it in like a jar of formaldehyde. He didn't bat an eye, just said that unfortunately they'd thrown it away but that it was a relatively common request. I apparently assaulted a nurse during my wisdom teeth removal, demanding my teeth and telling her if she stole my teeth I would find her. I don't remember any of this, but the oral surgeon had to explain when I was confused why the nurse threw a bag of teeth at me.
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Dec 2, 2016 00:25
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Xen Tricks posted:Sounds like someone is jealous we managed to keep two of my husband's nasty cavity-filled (??? oxymoron) teeth, I think that's good enough Tofu Terry posted:I've had to unfollow at least two for straight up sexualizing both human and animal corpses so that was. Interesting. yikes
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Zombie Hug posted:You have to register and get approved by a moderator of that site to view the hellmouth pictures (it's not worth it) , but geez I feel sorry for the guy. I mean he was overly trustful of his doctor and spent thousands on surgery and airplane tickets. This sounds like a case of (literally) gross malpractice . At the same time it took him forever like 2 months to figure out that his penis was practically rejecting what ever was inside so he doesn't seem to have any awareness of the process. If you are going to get your penis butchered to lengthen it I would think you would do research ,but welp, people. Ew ew ew. My morbid curiosity is appeased, thanks I guess.
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Dec 2, 2016 00:40
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That last one where you can see the tubing through the tear in the dick is awful.
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Dec 2, 2016 00:51
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Tofu Terry posted:Oh my god I didn't realize what everyone was talking about on my dash when they were saying "the toe thing" but now I know. Wouldn't "zoophagous" translate to something like "animal eater"
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Zombie Hug posted:You have to register and get approved by a moderator of that site to view the hellmouth pictures (it's not worth it) , but geez I feel sorry for the guy. I mean he was overly trustful of his doctor and spent thousands on surgery and airplane tickets. This sounds like a case of (literally) gross malpractice . At the same time it took him forever like 2 months to figure out that his penis was practically rejecting what ever was inside so he doesn't seem to have any awareness of the process. If you are going to get your penis butchered to lengthen it I would think you would do research ,but welp, people. You sir are doing Lord's..... hooooooolllllly gently caress.
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   I dont know whats happening in this gallery http://imgur.com/gallery/JKrwh
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That is one fat toe
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:That is one fat toe They plump when you cook them.
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gently caress yeah that's awesome
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Dec 2, 2016 03:31
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Jestery posted:I am the plasma tendril tickling the scrot I'm the frightened Playstation controller. "What's he going to do to me next?"
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Dec 2, 2016 03:51
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I have never had so many questions that don't need an answer
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That's one of my favorite photosets ever and I see something new every time. This time it was the christmas tree made out of a broom 
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Cakefarts Carol posted:I have never had so many questions that don't need an answer The answer to every question is "Lemon Party Prequel".
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