Dwarf Fortress Arena Challenge: Season 5 - The Road To The Murderbowl!

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Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

I actually think it's quite fitting so long as the red text specifically mentions that jazzimus has presided over the deaths of many hundreds of dwarfs and non-dwarfs, and how he has empowered multiple corrupt commissioners to preside over this meat grinder, and maybe even make specific reference to HOW WORKER COOPERATIVE WAS CHEATED OUT OF A PLAYOFF SPOT LAST SEASON NO I CAN'T PROVE IT BUT I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED!

# ? Nov 30, 2016 00:26

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:01

Moleboy: Apr 20, 2011; Looksy
-Hindsight-

Looking Back, I am sure of 2 things:
1. I should have found the thread before it finished
2. Grimper may have actually done one or two things wrong

Could've gone with The Brothers Autobot for the title.

Otherwise it isn't bad.

We'll see if anyone else cares to weigh in

# ? Nov 30, 2016 00:32

my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

Moleboy posted:

The Brothers Autobot

# ? Nov 30, 2016 00:33

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

my dad posted:

Moleboy posted:

The Brothers Autobot

Fund it

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:11

ZeeToo: Feb 20, 2008; I'm a kitty!

Spermy Smurf posted:

Seriously, I'm thinking about rerunning that last fight until the other guy wins just so we can make Jazz have to look at something dumb. Or just the wrong Transformer so no one really knows except for him and it bugs the poo poo out of him every time he posts.

I'll buy the thing on uhhh thursday I guess. I'm out tomorrow and wont be able to resize what he decided on with my phone.

Edit: There is also fan art in the OP of this thread I think (like 6 posts down from the OP I guess). I could draw a dick-spear on one of them. Or a mystery box.

I have a gut feeling that would take a lot of reruns.

Moleboy posted:

Could've gone with The Brothers Autobot for the title.

Otherwise it isn't bad.

We'll see if anyone else cares to weigh in

It's probably a long shot, but I made this a long time ago for something else that never happened and I'd love for someone to have it as an avatar someday:

# ? Nov 30, 2016 04:51

Moleboy: Apr 20, 2011; Looksy
-Hindsight-

Looking Back, I am sure of 2 things:
1. I should have found the thread before it finished
2. Grimper may have actually done one or two things wrong

Haha, that is pretty great, I'd totally take it for my Avatar if you really want to see it get used.

Right now I am leaning towards the Brothers Autobot for Jazz.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 17:28

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

ZeeToo posted:

Moleboy posted:

Haha, that is pretty great, I'd totally take it for my Avatar if you really want to see it get used.

Too late! Welcome to the cutthroat world of DF Arena Challenge. We're all bastards here.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:44

Moleboy: Apr 20, 2011; Looksy
-Hindsight-

Looking Back, I am sure of 2 things:
1. I should have found the thread before it finished
2. Grimper may have actually done one or two things wrong

Cathode Raymond posted:

Too late! Welcome to the cutthroat world of DF Arena Challenge. We're all bastards here.

So it goes, but it fits your username far better than it would have mine.

Enjoy!

# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:58

ZeeToo: Feb 20, 2008; I'm a kitty!

Cathode Raymond posted:

Too late! Welcome to the cutthroat world of DF Arena Challenge. We're all bastards here.

Excellent.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 16:52

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Moleboy

Is this what you decided on?

Let me know and I'll send it.

I can change the text to any color you want.

It looks too small when I make it all fit on one line though. So I embiggened it as much as I could.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 18:44

Moleboy: Apr 20, 2011; Looksy
-Hindsight-

Looking Back, I am sure of 2 things:
1. I should have found the thread before it finished
2. Grimper may have actually done one or two things wrong

That should work just fine.

Jazztoevsky is go.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 19:26

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Done and Done.

Jazz just needs to apply the coupon for Platinum I emailed him and he's back to fighting form.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 19:35

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Spermy Smurf posted:

Done and Done.

Jazz just needs to apply the coupon for Platinum I emailed him and he's back to fighting form.

And then we can get another tournament and BLOOD. :kheldragar:

# ? Dec 2, 2016 00:23

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

poo poo, I can run another one like the big one if you want. 3v3, 4v4, 2v2...

Same rules, same fighting rules about spear puncture damage...

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:13

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

do eeeet

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:20

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Never stop doing it

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:29

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

20 team, 3v3 tournament open

Its not the NFL style because I dont know if I can run it for the next 8 months.

It is a round robin or something like that.

Get in!

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:33

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

I really should have read the rules as I created it.

Maybe only 4 are getting to playoffs. I really dont know.

I think I said 8, but I am kind of dumb.

Edit: maybe like this? I dont know.

Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Dec 2, 2016

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:36

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Who wants to be on my team?

Pros: I am excellent at complaining
Cons: I have no idea what Dwarf Fortress is

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:39

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Are teams randomly created? Someone find an adult! I am incapable of this.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:40

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Unrelated to Spermy's slowly devolving reality, does anyone know how to load my fighter's macro into the arena? I want to test (I am a giant sperg).

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:43

Moleboy: Apr 20, 2011; Looksy
-Hindsight-

Looking Back, I am sure of 2 things:
1. I should have found the thread before it finished
2. Grimper may have actually done one or two things wrong

HanzoSteel McSperg the 2nd is definitely in for this.

Pay no attention to the small sample size.

You want to be on my team because I am obviously a Dwarf Fortress Arena Prodigy.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:43

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Krunge posted:

Unrelated to Spermy's slowly devolving reality, does anyone know how to load my fighter's macro into the arena? I want to test (I am a giant sperg).

Put the macro file in data/init/macros

You LOOK with 'k' and then CREATE with 'c'

That brings up a screen where you make creatures. Ctrl+L to load a macro you want. Ctrl+P to play the macro which creates the character, then hit ENTER to place him wherever you chose.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:52

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Moleboy posted:

HanzoSteel McSperg the 2nd is definitely in for this.

Noose will look forward to avenging his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate Strangler.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:53

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

If anyone is new and doesnt know how to enter this tourney:

Arenachallenge.com

Set up an account and post here with the name. One of us will activate your account.

Then create a fighter (pick name and race) and then from that fighters page 'Apply for this fighter to join a tournament'

I believe we can all change races after the teams are decided.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:58

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

.

We need more melee crossbow yetis.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:04

Galick: Nov 26, 2011; Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?

Hecarim is registered!

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:07

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Teams are arranged how, by entry?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:10

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

why do I keep doing this

Anyhow, in.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:21

I R SMART LIKE ROCK: Mar 10, 2003; I just want a hug.; Fun Shoe

Time for another dance of death :rock:

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:21

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Wait, this is a team thing? Oh I do so hope I get Spermy, I want to ruin his day with my supreme incontinence.

No wait, incompetence, I meant incompetence.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:24

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Bad Munki posted:

Wait, this is a team thing? Oh I do so hope I get Spermy, I want to ruin his day with my supreme incontinence.

No wait, incompetence, I meant incompetence.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:28

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Last time you and I were on a team we poo poo all over the competition on our way to victory.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:42

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

You loving cunts with your stupid loving names.

Ugh.

I laughed, then realized I would be typing them out time and time again.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:43

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Spermy Smurf posted:

You loving cunts with your stupid loving names.

Ugh.

I laughed, then realized I would be typing them out time and time again.

Mine has punctuation!

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:48

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Help I can't make a fighter better than my test dwarf! Stupid speardwarf supremacy.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:03

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

Let's see how badly this works.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:04

dmboogie: Oct 4, 2013

Aw hell yeah, I get to participate and design the Worst Possible Dwarf this time!

who needs to playtest builds when you can decide to not playtest builds instead

# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:43

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Alright I finally have my secret weapon of a fighter. Pray you on my team.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:41

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:01

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

AJ_Impy posted:

Let's see how badly this works.

If we end up on the same team, hilarity should ensue.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:46

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