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Who is America's team?
The Patriots
That racist team in our capitol city
gently caress America, Go Vikings.
Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
Go Hawks!
America is a diverse country with many choices.
The Packers are going to miss the playoffs :lol:
Some other option.
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Rasczak posted:

You only have to run a few miles if you, y'know, eat right :ssh:

Yes, but that went out the window after the papa johns incident

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dest
May 28, 2003

9/9/99
Never Forget
Grimey Drawer
RIP Bananana when he gets hit by a car on the I35 access road.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
:rip: bananananas knees from running on streets

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
I forgot about this game, what did ya boy Winkie miss?

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The Cowboys are not beatable.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

dest posted:

RIP Bananana when he gets hit by a car on the I35 access road.

Maybe he will give me his PS4 in his will

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Winkie01 posted:

I forgot about this game, what did ya boy Winkie miss?

tits

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



dest posted:

RIP Bananana when he gets hit by a car on the I35 access road.

In Chichevache's dreams

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Kawalimus posted:

The Cowboys are not beatable.

We are, you just have to score all your points in the 1st quarter

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
lol bradford

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

GAME OVER MAN

belay that

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

A TURNOVER?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Um, if you're a professional football coach who is in the hospital listening to the game seems like the absolute worst thing to do if you're trying to keep blood pressure down.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

gently caress

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

AW gently caress NO

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Rasczak posted:

You only have to run a few miles if you, y'know, eat right :ssh:

Just run faster and you get done a lot quicker. Runnin 16 miles? Run like 32 miles an hour and you're done in 30 minutes.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Ohhhh boy, Samuel, lucky you.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

that's kind of a soft call

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Keeping Zimmer's blood pressure down might be more difficult than teaching the Vikings o line to block.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The Cowboys will not record another INT for the rest of the season.



Jesus christ.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Quiet Feet posted:

Just run faster and you get done a lot quicker. Runnin 16 miles? Run like 32 miles an hour and you're done in 30 minutes.

I busted out laughing at this. Thank you.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Winkie01 posted:

I forgot about this game, what did ya boy Winkie miss?

Chichevache posted:

Go Vikings, bitch.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Shinjobi posted:

The Cowboys will not record another INT for the rest of the season.



Jesus christ.

and Sean Lee's apparantly doesnt count because it was a 2PT

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
JUST




loving











STOP

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

JUST STOP

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

So many dumbass penalties

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

drat chill out dudes

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Nice melltdown, Cowboys.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Dallas working hard to make it an interesting game tonight...

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
:lol: the two infractions in a row.

That's some discipline right there.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

We can't stop a team until they get past the 50

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Takes No Damage posted:

Dallas working hard to make it an interesting game tonight...

Sam Bradford trying hard not to.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Loss of 3

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
loving hospital pass to Asiata there.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Non injured Lee is great

dest
May 28, 2003

9/9/99
Never Forget
Grimey Drawer
I used to live right by his starting point and have seen multiple pedestrian car fatalities.

Godspeed banananas.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

why the hell was Wilber chasing the ball

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

nice punt

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dude why does Bradford even throw it there on 3rd and 9?

What is that, a 20 yard punt?

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Wow that was one heck of a lucky bounce

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