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Who is America's team?
	The Patriots
	That racist team in our capitol city
	gently caress America, Go Vikings.
	Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
	Go Hawks!
	America is a diverse country with many choices.
	The Packers are going to miss the playoffs
	Some other option.

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Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

UNNNGHHH. That was just fuckin tragic.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:24

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:42

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

UNNNGHHH. That was just fuckin tragic.

Gonna disagree with you there, sport.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:25

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

Gonna disagree with you there, sport.

I think he's rooting for the Vikings tho...

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:25

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Rudolph should have had that.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:26

Naturally Selected: Nov 28, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Vikings O-line should win DPOY, gently caress drat.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:26

Burginator: Sep 10, 2007; Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

Rudolph is usually magical in the red zone, very uncharacteristic of him. That's gonna cost the vikes the game I think

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:27

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chichevache posted:

Rudolph should have had that.

Yeah, looking at the replay, he had a shot. Just needed to clamp down on it a bit sooner.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:27

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Chichevache posted:

Rudolph should have had that.

Yeah. That went out of his hands like a... like a slippery... thing

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:27

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Sam Bradford has the weirdest looking eyes. It makes him look like he is permanently concussed or something

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:26

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

DrunkPanda posted:

Sam Bradford has the weirdest looking eyes. It makes him look like he is permanently concussed or something

He has a tiny eye, and a big eye.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:27

Burginator: Sep 10, 2007; Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

DrunkPanda posted:

Sam Bradford has the weirdest looking eyes. It makes him look like he is permanently concussed or something

Playing behind this line, he probably is. He just suffered so many that his baseline is indistinguishable from immediately post hit

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:27

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

The Bananana posted:

I think he's rooting for the Vikings tho...

I know, but I enjoyed the play immensely

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:28

dest: May 28, 2003; 9/9/99
Never Forget; Grimey Drawer

blue squares posted:

not so far

He's just warming up.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:29

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

I think of all the QBs in the NFL I enjoy his cadence the most. 'Cuz he snarls.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:29

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

Yeah. That went out of his hands like a... like a slippery... thing

Should have got my mom to play for the Vikes, she's great at grabbing slippery things.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:30

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Al Michaels just made a "daddy" joke lol

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:31

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

" Kyle Rudolph had a couple of twin babies himself."

Don't you usually need a woman for that?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:30

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

gently caress yourself escobar

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:31

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Quiet Feet posted:

" Kyle Rudolph had a couple of twin babies himself."

Don't you usually need a woman for that?

I would say we just saw him lay one hell of an egg in the endzone

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:31

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

:flag

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:32

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Minnesota's defense gets to take it easy tonight as the Cowboys offense does their jobs for them

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:32

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Ha ha ha ha that's awesome.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:32

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

poo poo

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:32

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Holy poo poo that was close

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

lol the vikes love to slap the ball. 4th time tonight

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Chichevache posted:

Rudolph should have had that.

I like how Al pointed out the defender didn't touch it and then never mentioned it went right through Rudolph's hands.

9-7 score coming here?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Welp, this idiot team finally did it

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

How drunk is Chris Collinsworth right now?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man, this offense does not deserve this defense.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Quiet Feet posted:

Ha ha ha ha that's awesome.

his arm still movin lol

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Whooooo! It's almost like Jared Allen never left.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

I've been yelling at my tv a lot

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

You've honestly, truly, absolutely have no one else to blame but yourselves, Dallas.

Jesus tapdancing christ.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:34

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Jesus we have dug ourselves into a hole

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:33

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TheChirurgeon posted:

Minnesota's defense gets to take it easy tonight as the Cowboys offense does their jobs for them

Nope!

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:34

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

all aboard the tj clemmings struggle bus

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:34

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Bananana posted:

Jesus we have dug ourselves into a hole

You do still have the lead.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:34

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Is strfkr a cool show

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:34

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

someone cut those narc teens

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:34

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:42

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

r/cowboys calling for romo lol

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:35

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