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Who is America's team?
	The Patriots
	That racist team in our capitol city
	gently caress America, Go Vikings.
	Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
	Go Hawks!
	America is a diverse country with many choices.
	The Packers are going to miss the playoffs
	Some other option.

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

blue squares posted:

someone cut those narc teens

Lol

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:36

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# ? May 31, 2024 19:23

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

blue squares posted:

r/cowboys calling for romo lol

To be fair, he's probably a bit more comfortable working behind a blown out Doug Free.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:36

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

blue squares posted:

r/cowboys calling for romo lol

He'd be better, but he might also get killed.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:36

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

blue squares posted:

r/cowboys calling for romo lol

And it begins...

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:37

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

gently caress

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:38

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:38

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

another

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:38

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Fire all kickers

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:38

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

FOR THE

GOD

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:38

wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

somebody please win this game

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:39

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Codependent Poster posted:

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:39

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

What

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:39

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:38

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Yeah, gumm 'em ta death with field goals! YEah!

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:39

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

NFL is legit boring now, y'all. I think I might pick up baseball as my main spectator sport now. Or golf

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:39

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

Yeah, gumm 'em ta death with field goals! YEah!

And we set them up for that one and everything

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:39

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

wasianchickn posted:

somebody please win this game

Minnesota's gonna win 12-7 of all field goals so Vikings fans can still be pissed off at Bradford despite the victory and the defense playing out of their minds.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:39

Burginator: Sep 10, 2007; Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

gently caress Treadwell, gently caress

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:40

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

and in is always funny.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

wasianchickn posted:

somebody please win this game

Hmmmmmmmmmmnope.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:40

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

DrunkPanda posted:

NFL is legit boring now, y'all. I think I might pick up baseball as my main spectator sport now. Or golf

i thought you only trolled CineD

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:40

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

Fire all kickers

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:40

Burginator: Sep 10, 2007; Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Minnesota's gonna win 12-7 of all field goals so Vikings fans can still be pissed off at Bradford despite the victory and the defense playing out of their minds.

I will never be mad at bradford so long as Clemmings is his LT. He has earned a loving pass because of that, he has a 4 man line, except that phantom 5th sometimes commits penalties

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:41

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Not gonna lie fellas, after watching the Steelers dline get absolutely slaughtered by Dallas' oline, I'm seriously impressed with the Vikings dline. Really nice

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:41

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Shinjobi posted:

To be fair, he's probably a bit more comfortable working behind a blown out Doug Free.

For some reason this team seems to forget that it has offensive players besides Dez and Elliot every few games and we get to watch poo poo like this when that happens

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:42

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

I want to see a drive where Dak runs it down the entire field himself

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:42

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

blue squares posted:

i thought you only trolled CineD

I don't know who CineD is, but I presume that he is the one trolling me. I am actually legit confused about the meaning of my custom title

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:42

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Minnesota's gonna win 12-7 of all field goals so Vikings fans can still be pissed off at Bradford despite the victory and the defense playing out of their minds.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:44

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Is the new movies forum any good, at first glance it seems like FYAD but with an emphasis on movies.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:44

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Dallas is moving the chains when going to other targets, so maybe stop trying to force it to Dez

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:46

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

How long until AP can play again?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:46

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

blue squares posted:

I want to see a drive where Dak runs it down the entire field himself

It will happen in the last minute of the game for max Sad Sadford

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:46

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

The cowboys look legitimately terrible

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:46

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Man gently caress all these penalties

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:46

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Christ, gently caress this team right now

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:46

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

SACK PRESCOTT thank you thank you

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:47

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

DrunkPanda posted:

How long until AP can play again?

He caught a pass earlier.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:46

dest: May 28, 2003; 9/9/99
Never Forget; Grimey Drawer

Sooooo ticky tacky.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:47

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Not gonna lie fellas, after watching the Steelers dline get absolutely slaughtered by Dallas' oline, I'm seriously impressed with the Vikings dline. Really nice

Mike Zimmer should get coach of the year if his team wins the division.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:48

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# ? May 31, 2024 19:23

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

That dumb white punt returner's name is not Cordarrelle Patterson. What gives, Vikings?! :colbert:

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:48

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