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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TNF: Cowboys @ Vikings: May the One Eyed God of Wisdom Prevail
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Who is America's team?
The Patriots
That racist team in our capitol city
gently caress America, Go Vikings.
Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
Go Hawks!
America is a diverse country with many choices.
The Packers are going to miss the playoffs :lol:
Some other option.
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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

 this game sucks

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Oof

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

blue squares posted:

The cowboys look legitimately terrible

Nah, they're just getting out physicaled. Haven't seen that in a long time

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 fumble lol

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dest
May 28, 2003

9/9/99
Never Forget
Grimey Drawer
Positive Cowboys play? Better throw a flag.

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Cowboys should challenge this. Too much upside not to

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
gently caress this game so much.

Cowboys don't have the usual excuse for Thursday night football. They still had a week to prepare. This is just sloppy garbage on the offensive side of the ball, top to bottom.

Credit still goes to Vikings D, since the pressure hasn't stopped all game, but you take even half the penalties out of the game and the cowboys would still be leading.

My butt is friggin chapped hard, y'all.:salt:

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 yay we're gonna win

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"Therefore, we will take a look."

Thanks for letting us know.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Oh drat that should be Dallas ball

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
How is that going to be a close call?

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Oh drat that should be Dallas ball

"should be"

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Mercurial
Mar 28, 2006

Elixirs are expensive, you know.
I forgot how good the original law and order theme was.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Also holy moly a fumble recovery maybe?

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Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Phyein posted:

SACK PRESCOTT thank you thank you

Get it cause dak rhymes with sack

Little ol' comedy trick right there

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Mercurial posted:

I forgot how good the original law and order theme was.

It's really drat good

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

VJeff posted:

"Therefore, we will take a look."

Thanks for letting us know.

lol

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Isn't he already down when the ball is stripped?

Oh no, it's coming out way before.


Mercurial posted:

I forgot how good the original law and order theme was.

They made a ridiculous buttock version for one of the go-nowhere spinoffs.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
loving lmao at using the Law & Order theme as bumper music

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 OH YESSSS

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Dope

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Wilber gently caress yeah

gently caress you NBC

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

incompetent posted:

this game sucks

The opposite of what you say is always true.


Dallas ball? This game sucks.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 HOLY poo poo

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 loving hell.

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

 DEZ

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Hahah drat that juggle

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 ONE FINE PIG

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 1st takeaway since October :stare:

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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Jerry Jones has a direct line to the refs headset

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Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
I feel like that was a makeup call.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 :woop:

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 I think that's game. Luckily

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
If Dez keeps making awesome plays like this it'll be really hard for me to keep disliking him!

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wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
two plays by Dez basically won this game

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dest
May 28, 2003

9/9/99
Never Forget
Grimey Drawer
Omg. Yassss.

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Man we desperately needed that

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Bananana posted:

I think that's game. Luckily

It just takes one explosive play from Stefon Diggs...

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buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

 Countin flags instead of sheep in bed tonight bros

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

TheChirurgeon posted:

Man we desperately needed that

Yep

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