|
I never understood why these loving crazy nerds feel like the world owes them a lay. Seriously, how hosed up in the head do you have to be to develop a complex thinking the whole world doesn't want you to gently caress anyone? That's crazy conspiracy loose-change style bullshit.
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 01:21
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 23:45 |
|
|
Unbelievably Fat Man posted:I like incel goon's subtle insinuation that half the population of the rust belt is 35 year old virgins. I like that he assumes sex happens after "dates and candies". Old fashioned AND a perv, whatta catch!
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 01:39
|
|
|
I'd like to slob on a fat knob as I thrust vigorously into a tight twat but I guess it's a really niche market.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 01:44
|
|
|
Jeff Sichoe posted:i'm so confused can't we just put our dick where it feels nice to put it? maybe move it in and out a little? You can. And are pansexual. Happy humping.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 01:56
|
|
|
areyoucontagious posted:I never understood why these loving crazy nerds feel like the world owes them a lay. Seriously, how hosed up in the head do you have to be to develop a complex thinking the whole world doesn't want you to gently caress anyone? That's crazy conspiracy loose-change style bullshit. Putting aside that being a troll or not. There are legit people who believe it. The language like "I'm not buying them chocolates and flowers to get laid". Like they think its a transaction and they did their part but the mean feminazis didn't do their part cause they're jerks. I've heard it argued that incels are probably "on the spectrum" and they don't get normal human relationships. Hense thinking its like buying a coke, but mean women won't sell them one. So its either sad, or they're idiots. But when they get smug and say "I bought 5 video cards with my chocolate money, who's winning now sexhavers?" I stop caring.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 02:02
|
|
|
Eikre posted:Can anybody show me an example of a bisexual person anywhere on earth who is not down for loving androgynes? Can anybody point to even a single bisexual person anywhere in the history of man who, in the face of a rakish twink or pixie chick, gets all pedantic and goes, like, "exCUSE me, I said bi sexual, it is Latin for twice sexual, and I have used up all those sexual. Man or woman, that's it. Just the two. Can't have any kind of short-haired vaginahaver or a freak who has neither chest hair nor big swinging titties. It just wouldn't add up. I cannot transpose any individual trait or or collection thereof from one gender configuration to the other and still deal with it, that would be more than two possibilities! It is simple math and logic." too bad this confession wasn't anonymous
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 02:03
|
|
|
You gotta woo and court these bitches, really lay out a full romantic spread, spend serious money, and be a real gentleman until they have to gently caress you. Easier to just spank it to anime.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 02:04
|
|
|
Jeff Sichoe posted:i'm so confused can't we just put our dick where it feels nice to put it? maybe move it in and out a little? High heels are not that comfortable
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 02:10
|
|
|
quote:When I was younger and dumber I was in a relationship with a girl that turned in to an open relationship. It's cool, anon, you got suckered when you were young and dumb, but you got yourself out, and can think back on it and laugh now  quote:One time I was really horny at work and was in the middle of a very long dry spell. Hadn't gotten laid in over a year.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 04:06
|
|
|
loquacius posted:quote: All this and Hillary lost? Must be a rough couple of months. Also, second confession sounds very familiar either from an earlier incarnation of this thread or something.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 04:24
|
|
|
The problem is a weird confirmation bias because these weirdos can easily find one another on the Internet instead of being shamed into normalcy. Once again, the old adage "nerds ruin everything" is applicable.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 04:25
|
|
|
Yeah, the whole incel thing seems to be what you get when instead of using failure as an incentive to improve oneself they just double down on their lovely behavior and blame everyone else for their problems. I mean, poo poo, I was an introverted little dork all throughout my school days and couldn't manage to get laid until I was 19, so I made a concerted effort to get better at socializing with strangers. That plus the decision to cut myself some slack and not worry so much about finding a girlfriend or picking up girls in bars was pretty much the magic combination, and before I knew it I had a normal social life and sex life. E: quote:I never tell anyone this story because it makes me out to be a spineless coward, and rightfully so. It doesn't make you out to be a spineless coward at all, just young, inexperienced and naive. Everyone has been there at some point in their lives, and you did better than many of them by wising up and severing. poo poo man, there are grown adults who really should know better that fall for this poo poo all the time, just look at the r/relationships thread. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Dec 2, 2016 |
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 05:04
|
|
|
Yeah that all makes heaps of sense but you might as well be speaking the da Vinci code to these foot and mouth artists for all the good it'll do
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 05:10
|
|
|
the future is WOW posted:Yeah, the whole incel thing seems to be what you get when instead of using failure as an incentive to improve oneself they just double down on their lovely behavior and blame everyone else for their problems. The Internet's really good at helping people find others to commiserate with so instead of using failure and ostracization to try and maybe think on yourself and figure out how to improve or even if you need to you can just go find people broken in the same way and double down on it together.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 05:10
|
|
|
Jeff Sichoe posted:Yeah that all makes heaps of sense but you might as well be speaking the da Vinci code to these foot and mouth artists for all the good it'll do Oh, I know that; I wasn't trying to change anybody's mind, just sort of long windedly expressing the idea that if I could do it then anyone can. ZenMasterBullshit posted:The Internet's really good at helping people find others to commiserate with so instead of using failure and ostracization to try and maybe think on yourself and figure out how to improve or even if you need to you can just go find people broken in the same way and double down on it together. Whenever I see posts from those guys I wonder if they would've turned out so retarded without the internet to turn to. I mean, it's only for all of like 5 seconds, but I wonder nonetheless.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 05:35
|
|
|
I thought pansexual means you'd even gently caress inanimate objects like trees or houses. Or is that omnisexual? There's too many labels!!
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 06:34
|
|
|
areyoucontagious posted:I never understood why these loving crazy nerds feel like the world owes them a lay. Seriously, how hosed up in the head do you have to be to develop a complex thinking the whole world doesn't want you to gently caress anyone? That's crazy conspiracy loose-change style bullshit. A lot of our culture puts a lot of subtle pressure on pairing off, and in the case of young guys, being sexual active. When these things don't happen for some guys they become really insecure. The longer it doesn't happen the more hopeless they feel. Being antisocial just makes it worse for them. If they were in much more social cultures they'd be interconnected with more people in their community (friends of friends, neighbors, etc). But for a lot of them their community is the Internet, which isn't terribly helpful at building them up a rapport with women.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 06:53
|
|
|
SciFiDownBeat posted:I thought pansexual means you'd even gently caress inanimate objects like trees or houses. Or is that omnisexual? If you want to gently caress trees and houses I'm pretty sure that just makes you a garden variety pervert.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 06:55
|
|
|
There's still a lot of stigma around transgendered people and so I assume pansexual is shorthand for "I don't care what you were born with or what you have now, I'm only interested in you" whereas bi might signal a more straightforward interest in men or women.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 07:29
|
|
|
I wonder if pansexual guy's definition of his mom being mean at him was her debating him over the difference between being bi and being pansexual.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 07:51
|
|
|
lmao at what may be the only real confession in this whole loving thread derailing it harder than every sincere attempt could dream of
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 07:57
|
|
|
My favorite part of the incel post is goons bursting to let everyone know they got cheap as poo poo wedding rings all smug. "Our wedding rings are made of pennies and cost us $13. Ring and graphics card. Check and mate.  Heh, enjoy your Lego."
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 08:17
|
|
|
Atlas Hugged posted:There's still a lot of stigma around transgendered people and so I assume pansexual is shorthand for "I don't care what you were born with or what you have now, I'm only interested in you" whereas bi might signal a more straightforward interest in men or women. It's this, hth
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 09:30
|
|
|
I've yet to find anyone identifying as bi who you couldn't also label as pan. I hate to agree with the millennial thing but yeah, it generally seems like you use bi if 25+ and pan if younger. if you're bi and have a problem with trans or non-binary folk you're probably a dickhead
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 10:01
|
|
|
Descend to slumber posted:If you want to gently caress trees and houses I'm pretty sure that just makes you a garden variety pervert. I really hope this pun was intentional
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 10:21
|
|
|
Glenn Quebec posted:My favorite part of the incel post is goons bursting to let everyone know they got cheap as poo poo wedding rings all smug. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 13:35
|
|
|
My confession is that I'm Pansexual. I will only sleep with little half-goat dudes and only if they first woo me with a rendition of Wings of Change on their flute.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 13:47
|
|
|
Lodin posted:My confession is that I'm Pansexual. I will only sleep with little half-goat dudes and only if they first woo me with a rendition of Wings of Change on their flute. I'm pansexual. I am only sexually attracted to hearing audio move from left to right or vice versa.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 13:54
|
|
|
mfcrocker posted:I've yet to find anyone identifying as bi who you couldn't also label as pan. I hate to agree with the millennial thing but yeah, it generally seems like you use bi if 25+ and pan if younger. They're pretty common in my experience. And they are dicks.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 13:59
|
|
|
Wedding rings actually aren't that expensive, though. Few hundo, only enough to fill a few shelves with legos. It's engagement rings that can hit four digits. Everyone always gets that wrong. Resisting the urge to type up one of my signature rants about how crooked and evil the engagement-ring industry is to deliver more confessions~~~ quote:I am an American federal agent living and working in a Central African warzone. I have lived with generalized depression all my life and have been professionally treated for it with excellent results for the eight years I have been employed with my agency, which has been made fully aware of my condition and doesn't seem concerned about it. shoo shoo gains goblin Sorry to snark, mental health is no joke. It's good that you're taking action on your own, but do you have any actual professionals available to you? If not, you probably should, and I'd put in a request. If you're worried about being pulled, you don't have to go into that much detail, just say it's related to the condition they already know about. It sounds like not knowing what exactly is going on in your head is an additional source of anxiety, and a pro could help with that. quote:I have been living with my girlfriend for 2 years after dating for around 18 months before that. We never had any fights that weren't resolved, never had any major issues we didn't communicate through, and always seemed to be perfectly matched. So much so, that I planned to marry her. Over Thanksgiving I asked her (divorced) parents both for their permission to marry her, along with her older brother. Old fashioned, but her family is very religious and I wanted to do it as a show of good faith. They were not the biggest fans of us moving in together before we married, but they supported us and I wanted to show them the same respect. incel goon smiles grimly The moral of the story is always talk about marriage before you buy a ring. Talking about the abstract concept will not interfere with your awesome surprise proposal, and it'll help prevent stuff like this. (for God's sake at least return that thing)
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 14:11
|
|
|
Give me your ring, anonygoon.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 14:18
|
|
|
mfcrocker posted:I'm pansexual. I am only sexually attracted to hearing audio move from left to right or vice versa. I'm pansexual, I only get off when I get hit in de crotch with skillets
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 14:39
|
|
|
Grillfiend posted:I'm pansexual, I only get off when I get hit in de crotch with skillets Good username/post combo loquacius posted:The moral of the story is always talk about marriage before you buy a ring. Talking about the abstract concept will not interfere with your awesome surprise proposal, and it'll help prevent stuff like this. (for God's sake at least return that thing) This does of course assume that no-one is lying to each other in that process
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 14:59
|
|
|
If she just left and you didn't see it coming, your communication was crap. Sorry. It shouldn't happen to anyone.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 15:02
|
|
|
Agent Africa, here's the bad news: you're probably in a depressive crisis. You are not going to be able to deal with anything at work or life because your anxiety is going to stop you from doing anything challenging. It's probably not going to get better by itself. You need: A counselor to diagnose you A psychiatrist to prescribe you medical leave and probably some antidepressants Several months of disability leave. It is NORMAL for people to have a hard time dealing with a bunch of bad things at once, and there is nothing wrong with taking time to recover from personal hits like that. By US law your employer (government or otherwise) is not entitled to the reasons for your medical leave. The hit to your career has already happened, you are just not acknowledging it yet. If you don't want to cause further damage you will take care of yourself.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 16:49
|
|
|
I'm pansexual; I only get off when I look at photos that show 180+ degrees field of view.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 17:02
|
|
|
Bombadilillo posted:Putting aside that being a troll or not. There are legit people who believe it. The language like "I'm not buying them chocolates and flowers to get laid". Like they think its a transaction and they did their part but the mean feminazis didn't do their part cause they're jerks. I've heard it argued that incels are probably "on the spectrum" and they don't get normal human relationships. Hense thinking its like buying a coke, but mean women won't sell them one. Here is a very funny and very sad documentary on Incels and pick up artists: Shy Boys IRL
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 17:13
|
|
|
Return the ring a buy some legos
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 17:16
|
|
|
I bless the gains down in Africa
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 18:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 23:45 |
|
|
Nocheez posted:I'm pansexual; I only get off when I look at photos that show 180+ degrees field of view. Niccce
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2016 18:22
|
|
