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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

ow

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

This kills the ladder.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Memento posted:

Really? Because the first one of those was demonstrated last year.

Like Sagebrush said, the exit beam was white but the source was 2 or 3 other colours. Argon is already blue/green so you add a Helium-neon or a Krypton and you're done. However, I never saw the white one he had so I couldn't tell you what the exact mix was. The only thing I know about it is that he was doing some projection with it for a business and it all went blurry when the heat started melting the mirrors.

Gromit has a new favorite as of 10:50 on Dec 2, 2016

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!


What did I do last night? I fell a story and a half and landed on my face because I failed to think a mechanical process through!

Holy poo poo that must have hurt.

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.

A couple extra seconds of freude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6yXDH0jwOk

e: jesus it sounds like a book getting thrown on the floor :gonk:

snucky
Sep 11, 2001

a closed mouth gathers no foot.

she couldn't have made that worse if she tried, oh my god

her body awareness and instincts for taking a fall are non-existent

that said, she did a good job protecting the candles in her hand or whatever was more valuable than her neck in the moment

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Handiklap posted:

A couple extra seconds of freude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6yXDH0jwOk

e: jesus it sounds like a book getting thrown on the floor :gonk:

I felt sorry for her in the gif, but that evaporated when I saw the video and how dirty the house really was.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

that's why you shove one of those giant ugly couches over and brace the ladder. jfc

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Or you don't put it at such a poo poo loving angle.

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.
I'm the kid at the table giving no fucks about mom getting dead

e: also, the dog that can sense some poo poo's about to go down

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I felt sorry for her in the gif, but that evaporated when I saw the video and how dirty the house really was.

Yeah, her captor should really clean up the place. Or the FBI. Or whoever it is that installed the camera.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's only a matter of time before the lure of that dust comes callin'.




First thing I thought:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9hFeFTo9a4

The shadfreud is that I just missed quoting this by exactly 24 hours and it's bugging me :(

e: vvv I can't find it under FailArmy but somebody put together a bunch of clips of people eating poo poo in various ways then at the end of the clip their dog runs over to 'help.'

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 07:29 on Dec 2, 2016

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
That's a for sure concussion, drat

I do love the dog running over to help though :3:

Prokhor Zakharov has a new favorite as of 07:36 on Dec 2, 2016

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!
I like the montages that are a spoof of the end of each episode of Jojos bizarre adventure with the "TO BE CONTINUED" sign. Each one freeze framed mid-animal bite/fireball explosion while the victim makes a :downs: face.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Panfilo posted:

I like the montages that are a spoof of the end of each episode of Jojos bizarre adventure with the "TO BE CONTINUED" sign. Each one freeze framed mid-animal bite/fireball explosion while the victim makes a :downs: face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvANpEr3XbA

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008


Maybe I'm just tired, but loving lol this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Last year I was in a bicycle crash. I went over the bars and took a direct head impact. I woke up as they were loading me into the ambulance. Looking back at the day or so after the crash, I felt normal at the time but I clearly wasn't quite entirely there, in hindsight. My brain was still rebooting. When I went back to work the next week, I asked my co-workers to please tell me if I seemed... diminished. Or even just different, in a Regarding Henry sort of way. (It turned out I was fine in the long run. Or at least, if I've been rendered newly retarded, no one has had the guts to tell me so.) Although it turned out okay in the end, that concussion was one of the top ten significant events in my life.

Just by eyeballing this video, her head impact was as bad or worse than mine. And I was wearing a bike helmet, and so I had an inch of styrofoam around my skull that absorbed a big chunk of the impact energy.

I hope she's okay. :ohdear:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Too bad the timing is off on like half of them.

Then it's absolutely perfect for the last clip. :stare:

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe
She'll remember the 4:1 ladder ratio next time. I hope...

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Mystery Steve posted:

She'll remember the 4:1 ladder ratio next time. I hope...

Not sure she's going to remember anything.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Mystery Steve posted:

She'll remember the 4:1 ladder ratio next time. I hope...

Ladders are a two person job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UunfF1-Kvk

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Hopefully she remembers her own name after that. Looks like she was grabbing her leg before her head.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That is a terrible video. No payoff on anything.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
I don't know why but I cringe more when people fall onto their arms / fingers that are sticking through the ladder than if they just land on their head.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




How exactly would replacing that ladder years ago have helped :confused:

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

BrianBoitano posted:

How exactly would replacing that ladder years ago have helped :confused:

Fist thought is a newer one would have that "not a step" warning on the top, but she wasn't even on the top, just leaning off a ladder like a moron.

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

BrianBoitano posted:

How exactly would replacing that ladder years ago have helped :confused:

A new one would have non-slip rubber feet instead of corroded old metal ones. I;m a ladder salesman

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Mousepractice posted:

A new one would have non-slip rubber feet instead of corroded old metal ones. I;m a ladder salesman

What kind of ladder do you recommend for getting comically stuck over your head and a friends head, leading to shenanigans where you have a hard time walking places?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

BrianBoitano posted:

How exactly would replacing that ladder years ago have helped :confused:

Maybe her name is Ladder?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Solice Kirsk posted:

Maybe her name is Ladder?

Yeah they should have ladder go years ago for unsafe work practices

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/804674485064466432

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Mousepractice posted:

A new one would have non-slip rubber feet instead of corroded old metal ones. I;m a ladder salesman

What kind of ladder would you suggest to make a bunch of people think the jungle is teeming with VC and start killing each other?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txtE9xYIKwI

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice

I mean, I'm 100% feeling the schadenfreude here. Person has an, I assume, filly occupied duplex and doesn't use the rent money to pay their mortgage. This results in the duplex being foreclosed by the bank. Guess they shouldn't have squandered the rent money. If it wasn't being rented than you are up poo poo creek and need to not have an unrented duplex as your primary source of income. Common since applies.

The part I don't get is how this is Trump's fault. At no point was this bank in the wrong so blaming the bank co-owner is childish. And blaming Trump for choosing the bank's co-owner as Treasury Secretary is some strong mental gymnastics with a heavy dose of denial.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Two Feet From Bread posted:

I mean, I'm 100% feeling the schadenfreude here. Person has an, I assume, filly occupied duplex and doesn't use the rent money to pay their mortgage. This results in the duplex being foreclosed by the bank. Guess they shouldn't have squandered the rent money. If it wasn't being rented than you are up poo poo creek and need to not have an unrented duplex as your primary source of income. Common since applies.

The part I don't get is how this is Trump's fault. At no point was this bank in the wrong so blaming the bank co-owner is childish. And blaming Trump for choosing the bank's co-owner as Treasury Secretary is some strong mental gymnastics with a heavy dose of denial.

A person she has a grudge against, reasonably or not, is going to be in a position of power because of the person she voted for. It's not directly related to the foreclosure.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

There's not much shadenfreude when Trump appoints a bunch of lobbyists/wall street bankers/dickheads, because the people who believed he was going to clean up Washington either don't learn about it, or they never actually gave a poo poo about cleaning up Washington in the first place.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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But hey, monosyllabic chants!

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Data Graham posted:

But hey, monosyllabic chants!

Pro wrestling promoters have understood the power of monosyllabic chants for decades. Trump is a WWE Hall of Famer, after all.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I mean it's not like anyone actually has any personal stake in what happens at the high echelons of political office or of business. It's all very abstract, and people side one way or the other purely on the basis of which side tells a better feel-good story. Until suddenly some part of it is personal, at which point they'll believe super hard in whichever side they think vindicates them more, logical or not.

It's my favorite Futurama line: "I'm rich! Suddenly I have an opinion about the capital gains tax!"

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