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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Wizard Master posted:

Fat little turd man who got owned by two washed up celebrities and a shark

Yes, but the pictures are cute. Also,

Wizard Master

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
So that's what a sex switched MRA idea would sound like, interesting.

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009


Yeah brah, sometimes I just wanna cum in a puss and slither away unscathed. Is that so much to ask? :colbert:

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Aww, that's cute.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

I don't get it

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
It's dog the bounty hunter except it's an actual dog too lol get it?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i think for it to be even remotely funny you have to consider all of the elements of the tweet or something

you know how people on SA are like "HAHA great post/avatar/username combination"? this is not very funny either

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
GBS is incapable of getting a joke that isn't a meme or a catchphrase

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
a thing can be none of those and also not funny

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I love this thread for introducing me to DSZ

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

I love this thread for introducing me to DSZ



Thanks, Soviet soldiers, for not invading.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

thank you da share zone

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Professor Shark posted:

I love this thread for introducing me to DSZ



:swoon:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
GBS does love the same joke ad nauseam, that's why the sharing zone memes are so popular here.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

I would definitely retweet this

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

FedEx Mercury posted:

GBS does love the same joke ad nauseam, that's why the sharing zone memes are so popular here.

Forget it FedEx Mercury, it's GBS.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

new friend from school posted:

It's dog the bounty hunter except it's an actual dog too lol get it?

oh.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



My friend's ex:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

That's a game I don't want to play

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Bold Robot posted:

My friend's ex:



is Triple H a cool guy in real life?
RIP Chyna

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

oh dope posted:

is Triple H a cool guy in real life?
RIP Chyna

I still don't get why that was her wrestling name

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Anderron Shi posted:

I still don't get why that was her wrestling name

Cuz she's a large landmass and full of black market chemicals

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Bold Robot posted:

My friend's ex:



Instructions unclear. I may have just strangled a Romulan woman to death.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Bold Robot posted:

My friend's ex:



Ah the "mom's divorced friend" haircut. It kind of works for her though.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

drat horror queefs posted:

Cuz she's a large landmass and full of black market chemicals

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

EVen the dustpan is giving him the finger.

Also, that person is on drugs

bone app the teeth
May 14, 2008

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Foreveralone.txt

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
lol you guys remember when morons sharing fake news on facebook got the most unqualified candidate ever seen into the white house? remember that? lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


I want to talk about my flaws with someone who posted this

NOT lol

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



greeting female homo sapien, I wish to engage you in compelling conversation. Please find enclosed within this letter a list of all of my flaws, hobbies and favourite soft drink brands

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I had a roomate who basically talked to women like that, a sort of "I'm not like the other guys, I want to know you, the deepest parts of you, the real you" and he only scored once and they broke up after a year and he basically went insane lol

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I thought that poo poo in the background was sperm at first.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Professor Shark posted:

I had a roomate who basically talked to women like that, a sort of "I'm not like the other guys, I want to know you, the deepest parts of you, the real you" and he only scored once and they broke up after a year and he basically went insane lol

Lol sorry about your relationship pshark is that what caused the great sharknado ban wave of 2016

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Uh, this is what you talk about with people sometimes yeah. Especially if you've known them for a while and are in the mood for it or have just met them and you are both drunk/high and probably want to gently caress one another but not like, a bunch.

E: you will occasionally find a rando stranger down for this poo poo too, but, get this, you must explore with small talk to discover them!

EE: pretend I photoshopped all of this over weed leaves and aliens

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Dec 4, 2016

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Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I want to talk about intellect = look at how much smarter we are than these stupid loving peasants, eh? :smuggo: I bet they only talk about sports and celebrity gossip

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