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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
You had me at H...

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E_P
Feb 22, 2003

With a dome that big it's a shame the inscrutable easterner is so against losing face.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Something about Haier skateboarding in Asia is hilarious.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Today is the worst pollution I've ever personally seen in Chengdu and it's only December. :frogsiren::regd08::frogsiren:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Pics please

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Glenn Quebec posted:

Something about Haier skateboarding in Asia is hilarious.
It's fast, fun, I can carry it anywhere, and people usually get really scared and move out of the way as fast as they can. Shenzhen has tons of skateboarders, and if you go to the Civic Center on any Saturday or Sunday when it's not raining you'll probably see 100 of them flailing and not landing any tricks, like all true skateboarders are great at doing. There are always foreign skateboarders there, either on vacation or work here in the city. Within 2km of me are three different skateboard clubs that meet several nights per week, and it's people from all categories and classes of life. I've met tons of people that way and there always cool dudes to talk to there. I don't post much about it because it would dox me from the other places online that I do post about skatebirding in Chinar.

Outside of Spain, China and Japan are known as some of the better places for skateboarding (except for China's kan re nao policy).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mJecFqQLPM

Grand Fromage posted:

Today is the worst pollution I've ever personally seen in Chengdu and it's only December. :frogsiren::regd08::frogsiren:
I just looked at the AQI site and parts of Chengdu read 329. Goondolences to your early death. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

It'll take several years to find a VPN that works. Just ask TGA.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Haier posted:

skatebirding in Chinar.

"Gotcha," he muttered, furiously googling 'Jason Swartzman china plunging skateboard'

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

Today is the worst pollution I've ever personally seen in Chengdu and it's only December. :frogsiren::regd08::frogsiren:

I had to ask my friend if my eyes were hosed up, it was like Chengdu had a yellow filter over it.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Haier posted:

It's fast, fun, I can carry it anywhere, and people usually get really scared and move out of the way as fast as they can. Shenzhen has tons of skateboarders, and if you go to the Civic Center on any Saturday or Sunday when it's not raining you'll probably see 100 of them flailing and not landing any tricks, like all true skateboarders are great at doing. There are always foreign skateboarders there, either on vacation or work here in the city. Within 2km of me are three different skateboard clubs that meet several nights per week, and it's people from all categories and classes of life. I've met tons of people that way and there always cool dudes to talk to there. I don't post much about it because it would dox me from the other places online that I do post about skatebirding in Chinar.

Outside of Spain, China and Japan are known as some of the better places for skateboarding (except for China's kan re nao policy).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mJecFqQLPM

I just looked at the AQI site and parts of Chengdu read 329. Goondolences to your early death. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

but how meet cool people in chinar when all chinese are bad people face etc?

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Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009

Haier posted:

My China skateboard story from yesterday:

I was going to go skateboard, so I was on the train during non-rush-hour work and school session time, meaning it was pretty mellow. The train arrives to the station and I am the only one getting off at the door I am standing in front of. I usually follow the rules they have (LOL) of people exiting in the middle and people entering from the sides. The train stops and there's three people waiting to get on; two at the sides of the door, and Mr. Urgent directly in front of me with his face almost pressed on the glass. He's a young guy, maybe 25, wearing his headphones and itching to get on that loving instant because it's China if you're not first, you're last.

Normally I carry my skateboard at my side, but I saw this guy ready to bolt, so I put it in front of me because I know he's going to shove for no god drat reason. The doors finally open and of course he charges in and shoves past me. I see his the headphone cable get caught on my wheel in front of me, since he thought it was appropriate to be so aggressively stupid and close when there's nothing to push for. I kept walking and a moment later he is jerked back halfway out of the train door by his headphones. I turn around and he just gives me this look. I can't really describe it. It's of utter surprise, but also of fear that he's going to miss this train (next one in 4 whole minutes!!!) because of what I am assuming he blamed on me. I point to my skateboard and he just stands there hunched over due to his headphones pulling him down.

I didn't say anything. I freed him while we looked at each other and went on my way, but I had a good chuckle at someone finally being inconvenienced because of their actions.

On my way to uni there's a narrow bit by a construction site with only enough room for one person to walk in either direction, surprisingly everyone generally keeps to the right. Then last week on my way to class one girl came along and decided she wanted to walk on the left shoving through everyone, she tried to squeeze through the 2cm gap between me and a wall so I just ignored her and carried on, dragging her back squashed against the wall for about 10 meters before she managed to free herself.

Grand Fromage posted:

Today is the worst pollution I've ever personally seen in Chengdu and it's only December. :frogsiren::regd08::frogsiren:

Yeah, when I first went outside today I thought it was foggy.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Automatic Slim posted:

Any missed opportunity to make someone lose face means you've lost face.


Here's two guys on motor bikes roaming around the Chinese countryside talking about how the Chinese will never accept them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2_L71lFItk

This might be one of the best explanations of why you (as a dirty foreigner) can never live a semi-normal life in China. When I finished working in China I basically just handed all of my money over to my wife and she transferred it to Canada before we left because the lady at the bank said, "do you have a week or two to get all of this crap in line?".

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Haier posted:

I just looked at the AQI site and parts of Chengdu read 329. Goondolences to your early death. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Hey that's an improvement, it was over 400 earlier.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

THE PWNER posted:

but how meet cool people in chinar when all chinese are bad people face etc?
The fun thing about the skateboard, BMX, and inline skating communities here (whether recreational or trick-oriented) is that they really enjoy it and many take it to be a major hobby and lifestyle choice. In this way they are very "un-Chinese" because they use their free time for something more than sleeping, playing phone, shopping, or eating. They tend to be really cool people. Anyone that has lived here and other parts of Asia can say that many people really have no hobbies or things they are passionate about once they get through education and start their lovely 6 days a week, 10 hours a day job.

Also, girls like this are a dime a dozen at those hang outs and they do their little swirlies and spinnies and ballet hoop-de-doops.

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh
The pollution is making my throat sore. I can't believe I have to put up with six more weeks of this poo poo before I can escape to a country with clean air.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


is the pollution universal over there? you can't like, take a day trip to the countryside to take in some less toxic air?

aeglus
Jul 13, 2003

WEEK 1 - RETIRED

basic hitler posted:

is the pollution universal over there? you can't like, take a day trip to the countryside to take in some less toxic air?

Shanghai was basically LA pollution or better for about 3 months straight. Now that it's colder (people use heating in terribly insulated buildings) its pretty bad in comparison but it's been ranging between 50-150 lately. Today my area was pretty nice with a clear blue sky and white clouds. The most beautiful skies I ever saw in my life were also in China but it was basically near Tibet so it doesn't count. Places with frequent horrible pollution tend to be near factories or mining areas.

That said, last year Shanghai had some pretty loving horrible pollution. I'm guessing they just got too lazy to turn on all the poo poo they turned off for the G20 summit.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


basic hitler posted:

is the pollution universal over there? you can't like, take a day trip to the countryside to take in some less toxic air?

If you get far enough out of the cities it's fine, yeah. Some places that's a pretty far trip though.

I'm hoping that maybe this is farmers burning their rice fields and it'll go away fairly soon.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Hong Kong was pretty bad today in 150 range.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Haier posted:

It's fast, fun, I can carry it anywhere, and people usually get really scared and move out of the way as fast as they can. Shenzhen has tons of skateboarders, and if you go to the Civic Center on any Saturday or Sunday when it's not raining you'll probably see 100 of them flailing and not landing any tricks, like all true skateboarders are great at doing. There are always foreign skateboarders there, either on vacation or work here in the city. Within 2km of me are three different skateboard clubs that meet several nights per week, and it's people from all categories and classes of life. I've met tons of people that way and there always cool dudes to talk to there. I don't post much about it because it would dox me from the other places online that I do post about skatebirding in Chinar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mJecFqQLPM


I used to help my cousin go around Shenzhen/Hong Kong/Macau and film break dancing battles. I guess you can say I'm the backup camera man of his crew. SSSM - SPECIAL STYLE SEX MACHINE. The MC's in the tournament get a little embarrassed reading it out but everyone is out to have fun and end up dancing. I'm not a good dancer but I don't care.

A friend of mine is in his 30's now and he lived to break dance. His name is "bboy rocklee" (yes, from naruto when he was a teenager). He still joins competitions and events from time to time but his knee isnt doing so great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_CFRwBABM4

He worked a variety of jobs from food and beverage manager, casino security, dj, etc. But he found his new hobby in cutting hair. With his cousin and a small loan he managed to open a new barber shop and is doing pretty well for himself. I guess like most people with alternative hobbies/lifestyles the mainstream folks always shits on them and I'm glad my friend Rock Lee is doing well. His real name is Luis and he's 1/4 Portuguese and he speaks 4 languages. But he doesn't really give a poo poo and just wants to dance, run a barber shop, and have people call him rock lee. Here's an interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0BlrB2UUhA

shameless plug

https://www.facebook.com/2legitcutz/

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

is it like a tattoo/barber shop?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
My trip to Vietnam got postponed and I'm pretty bummed :( gives me more time to prepare I suppose

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Living in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is Beijing, it gives me a bit of dark amusement when expats in other parts of China freak out about pollution levels that are semi-routine here. Or even:

caberham posted:

Hong Kong was pretty bad today in 150 range.

Which seems like it's about the default background level of pollution here. If the air stagnates for a few days it'll drift up in the 200-300+ range, if a stiff wind blows through it will be <100 for a couple of days, otherwise it seems to just hover in the 150-200 range much of the time.

But hey, at least here in the capital we've got endless traffic jams and the suffocating presence (and related security paranoia) of the central government to balance it out!

:suicide:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Haier posted:

You had me at H...



thats me

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Im the thin but flabby body. (would)

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Known Lecher posted:

Living in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is Beijing, it gives me a bit of dark amusement when expats in other parts of China freak out about pollution levels that are semi-routine here. Or even:


Which seems like it's about the default background level of pollution here. If the air stagnates for a few days it'll drift up in the 200-300+ range, if a stiff wind blows through it will be <100 for a couple of days, otherwise it seems to just hover in the 150-200 range much of the time.

But hey, at least here in the capital we've got endless traffic jams and the suffocating presence (and related security paranoia) of the central government to balance it out!

:suicide:



People weren't kidding about calling Beijing Silent Hill huh

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate
https://gfycat.com/AdvancedTornBluebottlejellyfish
:nms: death

Moonshine Rhyme fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Dec 2, 2016

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

I think this is the worst one i've seen so far.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

wtf

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Oh drat. Death by I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Michael-Bay

I thought push-bike guy was going to make it out but then he got slammed into the tarmac by a lamp post, set on fire (very fake-looking btw, although I'm not saying it is, just that spontaneous orage WHOOMPF...) and then run over by an artic lorry
Might wanna throw a NMS or whatever on there

It's a good lesson in why you don't do the "run away from danger in a straight line" movie thing

simplefish fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Dec 2, 2016

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I love all the stories but I still don't understand why any of you are in China when it's so bad, polluted, and enraging.

ocrumsprug
Sep 23, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

My face was literally this :staredog:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Check out the cyclist that tries to get away, almost manages and then gets decapitated by the streetlatern. That's pretty messed up.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The finger of God is shaped like a lamppost

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Fire looks like a CNG fire so it kind of checks out, that poo poo's pretty popular over there.

aeglus
Jul 13, 2003

WEEK 1 - RETIRED

Baronjutter posted:

I love all the stories but I still don't understand why any of you are in China when it's so bad, polluted, and enraging.

Shanghai is pretty cool but it's like fake China so it doesn't count. Also not terribly polluted or enraging at all for me.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
China is cool and good and hilarious, it's just not cool and good if you are there in the winter or have a child

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Taiwan seems like you get all the good parts of mainland and none of the bad, I want to visit sometime.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Jesus, it just keeps going.

Don't watch this if you don't want to see a couple people probably die, btw

Edit:

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Taiwan seems like you get all the good parts of mainland and none of the bad, I want to visit sometime.

It's cool. Do visit in the winter if you don't like heat and humidity.

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Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006


I don't think Chinese John Connor made it.

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