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Artie was crazy, obnoxiously drunk like that in Las Vegas on Howard TV at least once too.
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Speaking of Vegas, I stand behind Gary in that I found it boring, overall. I was there by myself, for work, and would have been just fine in my hotel the whole time 
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Former Human posted:Artie was crazy, obnoxiously drunk like that in Las Vegas on Howard TV at least once too. Artie drunk in vegas with the show happened a few times. The best was when they had to cary him up to his room and he called the dude from the Sopranos a fag in the hallway on the way. Then you have him trashed for the baseball challenge and basketball challenge shows. They also did one show where they drank and played poker live on the air and bababooey got more drunk then Artie ever did on the show. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Speaking of Vegas, I stand behind Gary in that I found it boring, overall. I was there by myself, for work, and would have been just fine in my hotel the whole time I will get behind you here. Vegas with friends is always great. Vegas alone for work is depressing...especially if you are married and not doing shady poo poo. Vegas for work being single and a degenerate can be fun tho Mr Lance Murdock fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Dec 2, 2016 |
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Dec 2, 2016 12:44
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What was the bit with Robin and email? Is she just incapable of using it correctly?
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haljordan posted:What was the bit with Robin and email? Is she just incapable of using it correctly? From what I can gather, she's using email solely on her two phones (?), and her inbox is out of control with thousands of unread messages. They were criticizing her for claiming to have not received an email that was show related, which they correctly assumed that she did receive but just never saw amidst all of the junk. Howard then used the education he acquired from Marci Turk and showed Robin how to unsubscribe from email and wants to sit down with her and help sort out her inbox.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:03
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I would have loved... Robin: I must have missed that email. Howard: Bullshit, you don't understand why people miss things.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:31
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I'm amazed they're not still running Lotus Notes.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:50
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I just listened to the email segment from Tuesday. Never change, Robin 
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Artie drunk in vegas with the show happened a few times. The best was when they had to cary him up to his room and he called the dude from the Sopranos a fag in the hallway on the way. Who was it that called the media to say Artie died in Vegas? http://people.com/celebrity/new-howard-hoax-artie-lange-not-dead/
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Dec 2, 2016 18:21
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Bonzo posted:Who was it that called the media to say Artie died in Vegas? I think it was Captain Janks.
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The best was when the hotel (like, the actual hotel, not Janks) "confirmed" it and the local press started reporting on it in earnest.
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Dec 2, 2016 21:12
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This thread had 140 posts since last I checked and was at the top of my control panel, so I checked it to see if Artie had died.
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UltraRed posted:This thread had 140 posts since last I checked and was at the top of my control panel, so I checked it to see if Artie had died. Artie might be one of those people who are so unhealthy they somehow outlive most healthy people.
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haljordan posted:Artie might be one of those people who are so unhealthy they somehow outlive most healthy people. Kind of like that relative that reeks of cigars but dies at 89 instead of 66 like the rest of your family.
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UltraRed posted:This thread had 140 posts since last I checked and was at the top of my control panel, so I checked it to see if Artie had died. These posts are starting to get annoying as it's getting posted almost exactly word for word like twice a month now. People like to have conversations with each other, not just post that people died okay!
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Dec 3, 2016 06:24
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Artie will never die 140 new posts are talking about Eric the Midget's call to Johnny Fratto in 2009 and your faaaaaaaavorite KC is gay song. https://youtu.be/UsQGi_h6ag8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH3e-GzdEX4
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That's the perfect picture of KC.
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I'd guess that half of those 140 pages are made up of gay KC songs and people doing the next line of the "Artie loves pancakes" song.
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Dec 3, 2016 12:36
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He'll chase 'em down with chocolate shakes.
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He's gaining so much goddamned weight.
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Dec 3, 2016 20:17
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I'm listening to Scott's block party "family cousin" excuse and it never fails to crack me up. 
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YeahTubaMike posted:I'm listening to Scott's block party "family cousin" excuse and it never fails to crack me up. "You lied to these guys!" "...That I apologize for."
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I'm glad they goofed on JD again about his bed sheets because it reminded me to change mine. At least I don't masturbate in bed though.
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beep by grandpa posted:These posts are starting to get annoying as it's getting posted almost exactly word for word like twice a month now. People like to have conversations with each other, not just post that people died okay! I'll be back next time I think Artie's dead  Honestly, with nobody making compilations anymore, and Howard being the new Howard, every post in this thread is a repost
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It's a tie between give KC the beef boy and grease his hole cover him in man juice from head to toe and let it drip away And Youd kiss a guy too if you loved man goo
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And his teeth are yell like pee
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Squashy Nipples posted:That's the perfect picture of KC. 
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This lie detector bit is the best.
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Moniker posted:This lie detector bit is the best. Is Ed Torian giving it? Did you ever give Amorosa a dutch oven? Do you want to have sex with me, Ed Torian?
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Is Ed Torian giving it? Yes he did and it was great.
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I was always fascinated that Ed Torian conducts lie detector tests despite being unable to repeat a question with more than four words.
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haljordan posted:I was always fascinated that Ed Torian conducts lie detector tests despite being unable to repeat a question with more than four words. He doesn't, like, give lie detector tests that actually matter in any real world situation, does he? I hope not.
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Sand Monster posted:He doesn't, like, give lie detector tests that actually matter in any real world situation, does he? I hope not. Ed Torian Owner, New York Finest Investigation and Polygraph Services http://www.polygraphplace.com/docs/c-15-s-New+York.html "Our Polygraph Examiner, a former NYPD Homicide Detective, is a NYS licensed and certified Polygraph Examiner with 25 years of experience conducting examinations. We can assist businesses in reducing theft with Polygraph Examination and interview techniques. A preliminary investigation is conducted without additional cost in Theft Investigations."
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haljordan posted:I was always fascinated that Ed Torian conducts lie detector tests despite being unable to repeat a question with more than four words. Mr Lance Murdock posted:Ed Torian I'm guessing when he conducts a lie detector test for a criminal case, he isn't asking the perp whether they called Amorosa a friend of the family, or if they love big cocks in their rear end. They probably have a list of questions that they go down during a criminal case. On the Stern show, they prefer to read out questions as they think of them, which I'm guessing Ed isn't used to.
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DeadBonesBrook posted:I'm guessing when he conducts a lie detector test for a criminal case, he isn't asking the perp whether they called Amorosa a friend of the family, or if they love big cocks in their rear end. Do you ever cup your hands over your butt so you can smell your own fart? No! Uhhh...you were not being truthful on that question.
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Classic Artie as Ed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoZNWffvdTk
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Did you ever fantasize about kissing Bababooey's lips? Gargantuan lips? Does my voice get you rock hard? Do you, uh, pleasure yourself clothes-shopping?
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Uh, did you evah call Eric the Midget a niggah?
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