Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



nude zane

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



*closes tp*

augh err ugh

*resumes tp*

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
today i figured out how to forward my vm to a number a colleague set up that immediately deletes the messages

sweet freedom

every vm is just tom shitfucker asking for a callback

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Fuzzy Mammal posted:

i'm up on support rotation this week so i get a bug for every failed call anywhere in the entire company. nothing quoteworthy for the thread yet tho.

:wtc:

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Good 'ol Tom Shitfucker

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



the tom shitfucker meme

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Mad Wack posted:

today i figured out how to forward my vm to a number a colleague set up that immediately deletes the messages

sweet freedom

every vm is just tom shitfucker asking for a callback

nice

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
if you ever, ever, ever have a job where you have a budget turn off your phone foreverial

its just hungry sales reps and account managers all the way down

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Mad Wack posted:

hungry sales reps and account managers all the way down

:q:

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
morning status meeting

Dev: "We haven't been adding in this attribute for these content items. We can get it added but so long as everyone's clear it's going to take some effort."
PM: "So is this something that can be scripted?"
Chorus of devs: "No."

2 minutes of explanation later

different PM: "Ok, when we set up this script can we..."
Chorus of devs: "Noooooo."

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
*i dial in
*other person dials in

*person integral to call doesn't dial in

5 minutes of silence later

"reschedule?"
"yep"
"later"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

*i dial in
*other person dials in

*person integral to call doesn't dial in

5 minutes of silence later

"reschedule?"
"yep"
"later"

Sounds perfect tbh

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
i spent most of my video call today on mute petting my cat

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Cocoa Crispies posted:

i spent most of my video call today on mute petting my cat

i just jack off on my cam shows, no bestiality you sick gently caress

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Cocoa Crispies posted:

i spent most of my video call today on mute petting my cat
This is probably what my support guy was doing while I figured out that the sr microsoft engineer client was using some outdated port of putty and trying to cURL to my API and failing at SSL checks

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

*i dial in
*other person dials in

*person integral to call doesn't dial in

5 minutes of silence later

"reschedule?"
"yep"
"later"

i was the integral person who didnt dial in last week :getin:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

*i dial in
*other person dials in

*person integral to call doesn't dial in

5 minutes of silence later

"reschedule?"
"yep"
"later"

fwiw this is even worse when it's a physical meeting in a conference room in another building

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Bloody posted:

fwiw this is even worse when it's a physical meeting in a conference room in another building

I'm the: cancellation notice that was sent seconds after you walked away from your pc

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

maniacdevnull posted:

I'm the: cancellation notice that was sent seconds after you walked away from your pc

this sucks when you're a person who likes to get to meetings early :mad:

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

prefect posted:

this sucks when you're a person who likes to get to meetings early :mad:

Pro tip, 3 minutes late everywhere. Lets people know you're someone important.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

maniacdevnull posted:

Pro tip, 3 minutes late everywhere. Lets people know you're someone important.

or that all your back to back meetings run over

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



prefect posted:

this sucks when you're a person who likes to get to meetings early :mad:

lol if you aren't constantly late to meetings because you are busy/finishing up your previous meeting

if you're early then it means you aint important

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
having lots of meetings does not make you important

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
meetings are the opposite of work so if you're in lots of meetings that means your business functions best when you're not attempting to do work and mess things up

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Stymie posted:

meetings are the opposite of work so if you're in lots of meetings that means your business functions best when you're not attempting to do work and mess things up

Yeah it's not so bad one you get used to it

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

prefect posted:

this sucks when you're a person who likes to get to meetings early :mad:

being on time is early, meetings never start on time.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



maniacdevnull posted:

I'm the: cancellation notice that was sent seconds after you walked away from your pc

lol just lol at me walking across the whole building

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

maniacdevnull posted:

I'm the: cancellation notice that was sent seconds after you walked away from your pc

I'm the cancellation notice which was sent maybe a full hour before the meeting but somehow doesn't disable the automatic 30-minute warning notification

And the cancellation notice which was sent 15 minutes before the meeting but doesn't trigger a "this meeting has been cancelled" notification

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
dont forget the guy who sets up a meeting, doesn't cancel it, but then doesn't show up because he figured nobody would be there since nobody accepted the meeting

and yet you show up anyway because the reminder popped and you hadn't realized it was on your calendar.

edit- and/or the meeting that everyone else agreed to cancel in an email chain you weren't added to.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

Iridium posted:

edit- and/or the meeting that everyone else agreed to cancel in an email chain you weren't added to.

!!!

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

nope these meetings are always listed as not canceled, said as not canceled, then the one guy doesn't show up

its always the same guy

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Rex-Goliath posted:

just had a webex where someone glitched out and dialed in / immediately hung up in rapid succession for about thirty seconds. it had perfect comedic timing when it started too:

boo-beep
> hello who joined?
bee-boop
> oh haha guess he's having problems too-
boo-beep
> ... are you in now-
bee-boop
> this is ridicul-
boo-beepbee-boopboo-beepbee-boopboo-beep going on forever

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

Iridium posted:

edit- and/or the meeting that everyone else agreed to cancel in an email chain you weren't added to.

meeting invite forwarded to you so you don't get the cancellation notice/room change/time change

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
meeting invite sent from a different software package then yours so it doesnt go on your calendar because of eternal corporate war

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Iridium posted:



edit- and/or the meeting that everyone else agreed to cancel in an email chain you weren't added to.

brutal meeting ownage

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Mad Wack posted:

meeting invite sent from a different software package then yours so it doesnt go on your calendar because of eternal corporate war

i lost a few good men in the google apps vs exchange war of 2011

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



shogun:

Mad Wack posted:

eternal corporate war

looking good

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



mods change my name to ken zaibatsu

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
we have a fun thing where meeting invites just don't loving propagate to outlook 2016's calendar
the meeting invite will say "calendar updated!" but that piece of poo poo Location is still TBA

  • Locked thread