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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

gentle pete posted:

What does a girls pussy smell like?

Defeat.

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

[echinopsis voice] just got called "daddy" today, that's a first. felt kind of weird tbh. hearing it from my kid instead of a tindr rando, fuckin bizarre


Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm beginning to feel like a cock god, cock god

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

echinopsis posted:

just got told i was someone's "cock god"

So it doesn't exist?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:chanpop:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

BooLoo posted:

So it doesn't exist?

lmbo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



guys dont be mean towards my birthday brother from the other side of the world

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
natalie portman birth brothers for life


a 53 year old woman looking for a dom and she wants to be a brat? this is on the horizon. total milf

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

just got told i was someone's "cuck god"

typo fixed

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

echinopsis posted:

natalie portman birth brothers for life


a 53 year old woman looking for a dom and she wants to be a brat? this is on the horizon. total milf

can somebody translate this pls

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


an old woman wants echi to hit her

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
im reading this thread and sex has never seemed so boring to me

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

Buglord

Jonny 290 posted:

can somebody translate this pls

She wants echi to cook her some Bratwurst and to answer to the name Dominique

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

little munchkin posted:

im reading this thread and sex has never seemed so boring to me

its all about making sure your hobby is people* .

*redefining 'people' as 'craggy barflies that will gumjob my stinky dick for a half flat of ramen and three hours of sleep on a futon in the carport'

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

im collating this thread into a book that will serve as a grim warning to the future

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

du -hast posted:

It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists.

This thread was good but literally has gone to poo poo because most of the stupid bitchass fucks that post in the shithole of a subforum are shutin, autistic motherfuckers who eat poo poo and live in their mom's basement and jack off to child porn all day. Half the people here are immature garbage. Oh I'm an ephebophile or whatever the gently caress it is, such bullshit.

The sad part is that most of the people posting on here are 25 year old virgins that are jealous that a man who loves his wife has formed a mutual agreement with her about an open marriage, and he is enjoying it, and has literally not mentioned anything weird/uncommon with this type of relationship.

So I would encourage you loving retards to go back to masturbating to hentai into your moldy cumsock and actually let people who are adults talk about this lifestyle.

Yeah, nice meltdown.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
runs an ice cream truck

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Trig Discipline posted:

i tried treating my sex life like a video game for a while but it all turned out to be escort missions

They're waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamber :bigtran:

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

empowered any women recently echi?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
only a little bit

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
next weekend there is a party at my place. just an ordinary party. but people from all around my social circles may come. will upstairs turn into a sex dojo? friend of mine is keen for me to empower her rear end in a top hat.. my question is.. will I be too pissed to get it up? my predilection for intoxication is powerful and I need to reign it in

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



same

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
a threesome with you me and natalie portman :worship:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

next weekend there is a party at my place. just an ordinary party. but people from all around my social circles may come. will upstairs turn into a sex dojo? friend of mine is keen for me to empower her rear end in a top hat.. my question is.. will I be too pissed to get it up? my predilection for intoxication is powerful and I need to reign it in

has anyone in your social circle been to auckland?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i think all but me. one of the women i've been sleeping with has to fly there every week or so for work. in a round about way that means i've been there

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
hey echi I like this thread, well not the parts with the lovely posters but the rest of it

reminds me of my younger days when i had more free time and no children. some of my friends are still at it like you are but none have kids. it is all just way too much work for me nowadays, dont know how you manage it

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
why auckland? all the crazy sex stuff happens in wellington. or at least thats where all the conventions seem to be

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

GlyphGryph posted:

why auckland? all the crazy sex stuff happens in wellington. or at least thats where all the conventions seem to be

auckland is the largest city and economic centre of new zealand, and our kiwi friend echi has never been there

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

and yet he fucks

really makes you think  

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
auckland is v pretty and seems like a great city for buttfuckin'

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Trig Discipline posted:

a great city for buttfuckin'

Visit beautiful Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
blow bang y/n?

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

m

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mate

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i've had some sex recently

legit dick in vag action

still yet to meet someone for whom deepthroating isn't their one way out of the chains of the patriarchy though

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



echinopsis posted:

blow bang y/n?

n i dont wanna blow bang :(

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i dont even know him (bang)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Post ur dick op, it must be huuuuuuge

The Sweetling
May 13, 2005

BOOMSHAKALAKA
Fun Shoe
echi live your dream my man. I strive every day to be more like you.

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we all do. we all do..

thursday was some GOOD fuckin sex with lady, then my wife came
home and we all chatted then she left and i boned my wife.: and then friday dude came
over and treated my wife. she was pleased

mates

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