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What strength!! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world. You've got a lot to learn before you beat me. Try again kiddo! Heheh
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Nordic generals in Total War Attila: Fight for us lads! It's a gud life! or this classic from Witcher 2. Soldier 1: His mother comes and tells him, "the Elder and the recruiter are coming for you!" He was slaughtering pigs at the time, so he takes a pig's eye and puts it between his buttocks. Soldier 2: He does what!? Soldier 1: Puts a pig's eye in his arse. The Elder and the recruiter enter and the mother says, "Son, they've come to take you to war." And he's standing with his back to them, his pants down. He spreads his cheeks and says, "I can see that." Soldier 2: Did they take him? Soldier 1: Not a chance. Arc Hammer has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Dec 3, 2016 |
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THE STAGE IS SET, THE GREEN FLAG DROPS! RIP SCORES A FIRST PLACE KNOCKOUT! GRINDER FINISHES SECOND! SHRED TAKES A WEAK THIRD! TARQUIN IS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE!
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How little you understand! You cannot stop Lord Dagon. The Principalities have sparkled as gems in the black reaches of Oblivion since the First Morning. Many are their names and the names of their masters: the Coldharbour of Meridia, Peryite's Quagmire, the ten Moonshadows of Mephala, and... and Dawn's Beauty, the Princedom of Lorkhan... misnamed 'Tamriel' by deluded mortals. Yes, you understand now. Tamriel is just one more Daedric realm of Oblivion, long since lost to its Prince when he was betrayed by those that served him. Lord Dagon cannot invade Tamriel, his birthright! He comes to liberate the Occupied Lands! Ask yourself! How is it that mighty gods die, yet the Daedra stand incorruptible? How is it that the Daedra forthrightly proclaim themselves to man, while the gods cower behind statues and the faithless words of traitor-priests? It is simple... they are not gods at all. The truth has been in front of you since you first were born: the Daedra are the true gods of this universe. Julianos, Dibella and Stendarr are all Lorkhan's betrayers, posing as divinities in a principality that has lost its guiding light. What are Scholarship, Love and Mercy when compared to Fate, Night and Destruction? The gods you worship are trifling shadows of First Causes. They have tricked you for Ages. Why do you think your world has always been contested ground, the arena of powers and immortals? It is Tamriel, the realm of Change, brother to Madness, sister to Deceit. Your false gods could not entirely rewrite history. Thus you remember tales of Lorkhan, vilified, a dead trickster, whose heart came to Tamriel. But if a god can die, how does his heart survive? He is daedroth! TAMRIEL AE DAEDROTH! "This Heart is the heart of the world, for one was made to satisfy the other." You all remember this. It is in every legend. Daedra cannot die, so your so-called gods cannot erase him from your minds completely.
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I saw a mudcrab the other day.
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guess what, we're lovely people, Joel. It's been that way for a long time
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My sound card works perfectly!
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"The unenlightened come.." "Can you bring..... equilibrium?" "Come forth scales of revelations!" "I shall tip back the balance." "Where one depth not suffice...." "Daughter, be the bearer of my wisdom" sophia, ffxiv
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We have enemy contact. Hit. Hit. Damage report.
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"Center."
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Hey, I'll play with you some other time! -Ogier the hedgehog
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"Want some rye? Course ya do!" "Go with the flow"
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Hardcordion posted:Sul sul! Heh heh heh, shlorg.
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🎶 falalalan falalalera 🎶
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Step on the gas! (Step.. on the gas) Step on the brake! (Step.. on the brake.. brake..)
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Verdugo posted:Step on the gas! (Step.. on the gas) You / forgot / to close / the door. I... forgot d-door closedoor. *bwoop*
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...Brick Road
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And never forget: who is the boss of you? ME! I am the boss of you! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU!
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Wolves hunt in packs Goblins ill like fire I'm familiar with this area now
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They breed quickly, down there in the dark...but perhaps we can slay them even faster.
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"I NEED SOME AMMO!" in various international accents but all in the English language thanks to the Battlefield games.
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"It could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!" Of all the memorable lines in Earthbound this is the one that I like to quote the most.
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I played through some old games again recently and I gotta tell ya HIT YOUR BURNERS, PILOT!!! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
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"They are dead. You... are not."
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In the same vein, "Clearly, Tassadar has failed us. You must not."
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Arcsquad12 posted:HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr-RAVozAM No matter how many times I need a chuckle, it never gets old. Not from the same game, but: "Even in death I still surf." "I am the instrument of his will." "That thing is no more terrible than I." "I meet the enemy walker in glorious battle!  ""A duty...Honoraaa...bllly....Dischaaarrge----" "COWARDS DIE IN SHAME." Archonex has a new favorite as of 12:08 on Jan 4, 2017 |
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Capturing it was easy. Holding it will be hard...Archonex posted:Not from the same game, but: That's one radical dreadnought, dude.
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Sagebrush posted:I played through some old games again recently and I gotta tell ya HIT YOUR BURNERS, PILOT!!! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
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Uh, Why is my gun going Click Click?
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Would have liked to run tests on the seashells. 
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Mierenneuker posted:Capturing it was easy. Holding it will be hard... It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword! Bring us a new driver, this one is dead! An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
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Mierenneuker posted:That's one radical dreadnought, dude. It is better to surf for the Emperor than swim for yourself.  
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Sagebrush posted:I played through some old games again recently and I gotta tell ya HIT YOUR BURNERS, PILOT!!! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! And yes, its pretty much what I came to this thread to post.
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The Frontier is worth every part of this fight!
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*jingle* GREAT JOB CONNECTED The [Team Name] and [Pokemon] have been connected!
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Spliiiiissssssshhhhh KABEUUUM!
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Colonel? I've got Emma Emmerich here... we've managed to avoid drowning.
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C'MON YOU SCRAWNY GRABBERS ALL CRUNCH AND NO MEAT OHAH, GET THE BLOOD FLOWING JUST A SLICE OFF THE TOP TIME FOR THE MEAT GRINDER LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU The Butcher may have been a really simple and kind of underwhelming boss (with stupidly big numbers to make up for it), but his lines were delivered with such gusto.
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